@pettyhexes.bsky.social
For when you want to ruin someone’s afternoon but not their life.
I hope your kid pulls out all your flowers in your garden.
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February 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I hope your kid pulls out all your flowers in your garden.
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I hope every time you you open a box you get paper cut in between your fingers.
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February 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I hope every time you you open a box you get paper cut in between your fingers.
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I hope you’re always out of chapstick when you need it.
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February 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I hope you’re always out of chapstick when you need it.
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I hope every pen you use stops working halfway through using it.
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February 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I hope every pen you use stops working halfway through using it.
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I hope outside traffic wakes you up early on your day off.
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February 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I hope outside traffic wakes you up early on your day off.
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I hope your shopping cart has a broken wheel.
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February 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I hope your shopping cart has a broken wheel.
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I hope all your new candles smell bad.
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February 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I hope all your new candles smell bad.
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I hope your get locked out of your phone for 12 hours.
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February 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I hope your get locked out of your phone for 12 hours.
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I hope you’re stuck at a red light for over three minutes.
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February 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I hope you’re stuck at a red light for over three minutes.
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I hope the next place you move into has thin walls and loud neighbors.
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February 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I hope the next place you move into has thin walls and loud neighbors.
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I hope someone drives behind you with their high beams on for miles.
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February 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I hope someone drives behind you with their high beams on for miles.
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I hope a strangers kid wipes a booger on you.
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February 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I hope a strangers kid wipes a booger on you.
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I hope every time you start your car a bird shits on your windshield and you’re out of windshield wiper fluid.
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February 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I hope every time you start your car a bird shits on your windshield and you’re out of windshield wiper fluid.
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I hope all your underwear shrinks a size too small.
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February 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I hope all your underwear shrinks a size too small.
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I hope you can’t find parking next Ike you go grocery shopping.
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February 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hope you can’t find parking next Ike you go grocery shopping.
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I hope when you need a cough drop, you can’t find them until after you feel better.
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February 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I hope when you need a cough drop, you can’t find them until after you feel better.
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I hope that no matter how many times you change songs, nothing hits right.
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January 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hope that no matter how many times you change songs, nothing hits right.
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I hope you drop your tooth brush in an unflushed toilet.
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January 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I hope you drop your tooth brush in an unflushed toilet.
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I hope next time you try to use excel it crashes your entire computer.
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January 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I hope next time you try to use excel it crashes your entire computer.
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I hope your airforces crease the first day.
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January 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I hope your airforces crease the first day.
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I hope the hot water in your house doesn’t work for a week.
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January 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I hope the hot water in your house doesn’t work for a week.
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I hope you dump too much salt into your next meal.
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January 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I hope you dump too much salt into your next meal.
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I hope a dog pees on your favorite blanket.
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January 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I hope a dog pees on your favorite blanket.
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I hope someone eats all the leftovers you had been looking forward to all day.
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January 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I hope someone eats all the leftovers you had been looking forward to all day.
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Next time you’re having a good day, I hope someone says your outfit reminds them of an Adam Sandler that has given up.
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January 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Next time you’re having a good day, I hope someone says your outfit reminds them of an Adam Sandler that has given up.
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