Pet (sepratbill)
@petly.bsky.social
wielder of booterang. not a real doctor. Maybe 124.
That's reigning HORSE champ Mike Conley Jr
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
That's reigning HORSE champ Mike Conley Jr
If I was NBA commissioner I'd make Zeke Nnaji and Naji Marshall trade first names. Or last names. I don't care which.
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
If I was NBA commissioner I'd make Zeke Nnaji and Naji Marshall trade first names. Or last names. I don't care which.
Sensabaugh on pace for a cool 84 points tonight
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Sensabaugh on pace for a cool 84 points tonight
@nbabeau.bsky.social impeccably enunciating Top 10 tonight! Never do that again, friend 😆
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
@nbabeau.bsky.social impeccably enunciating Top 10 tonight! Never do that again, friend 😆
No one can do a 1st quarter as hilariously bad as the Jazz can this season
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
No one can do a 1st quarter as hilariously bad as the Jazz can this season
I like watching Cody Williams on defense
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I like watching Cody Williams on defense
Man, Orlando Magic pinstripes are classic, but absolute hell on jersey typography. Give Bane white counters on his B!
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Man, Orlando Magic pinstripes are classic, but absolute hell on jersey typography. Give Bane white counters on his B!
'Isiah "Call yer" insurance man because there's been a collision.' Thank you, Thurl Bailey
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
'Isiah "Call yer" insurance man because there's been a collision.' Thank you, Thurl Bailey
@nbasarah.bsky.social @andyblarsen.bsky.social please tell me one of you are doing Slam n Jam next week
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@nbasarah.bsky.social @andyblarsen.bsky.social please tell me one of you are doing Slam n Jam next week
Shot clocks are for sissies
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Shot clocks are for sissies
You can quit this guy
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You can quit this guy
Okay never take Ace out again
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Okay never take Ace out again
Lauri's baseline move on Siakam though? 😅
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Lauri's baseline move on Siakam though? 😅
Love how this Minnesota court gives all the players, coaches, and officials an eerie underside glow, like they're all just emerging from the ooze
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Love how this Minnesota court gives all the players, coaches, and officials an eerie underside glow, like they're all just emerging from the ooze
Jazz/Celtics is drunk
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Jazz/Celtics is drunk
I love Coach staying with Cody here. He'll either figure things out or he won't
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love Coach staying with Cody here. He'll either figure things out or he won't
Gillespie just punched himself in the face
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Gillespie just punched himself in the face
Big fan of the Jazz actually giving defensive effort
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Big fan of the Jazz actually giving defensive effort
Sun City Clippers send Jazz fans home with free chicken
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Sun City Clippers send Jazz fans home with free chicken
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The Jazz have my permission to mash on these fogies tonight
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Jazz have my permission to mash on these fogies tonight
Feed fulla bball again 👍
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Feed fulla bball again 👍