Pete Zias
@petezias.bsky.social
He cooks me Hamburger Helper and boy does it!
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
He cooks me Hamburger Helper and boy does it!
One week at my new escalator job and I’m so happy!
September 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
One week at my new escalator job and I’m so happy!
Tylenol with ranch is safe!
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tylenol with ranch is safe!
I got my new Covid booster and it was in a Labubu!
September 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I got my new Covid booster and it was in a Labubu!
Stop screaming in public! Put your head in the freezer and do it there like a normal person!
September 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Stop screaming in public! Put your head in the freezer and do it there like a normal person!
We are going Off Broadway honey!
playbill.com/article/drew...
playbill.com/article/drew...
Drew Droege Will Bring Messy White Gays Off-Broadway
Zane Phillips, Pete Zias, Aaron Jackson, and James Cusati-Moyer will co-star in the farce about the murder of a throuple-mate.
playbill.com
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We are going Off Broadway honey!
playbill.com/article/drew...
playbill.com/article/drew...
I also went missing on a cruise ship!
July 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I also went missing on a cruise ship!
The Marines are going to love me!
June 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Marines are going to love me!
My daughter’s name is Tariffs!
March 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My daughter’s name is Tariffs!
If you don’t get a dozen eggs for Valentines Day they don’t love you!
February 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you don’t get a dozen eggs for Valentines Day they don’t love you!
As long as they don’t raise the price of Faberge Eggs I’m happy!
February 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
As long as they don’t raise the price of Faberge Eggs I’m happy!