Shorty said I look like the dude who cuts her roses
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Shorty said I look like the dude who cuts her roses
Shorty said I look like Kiké Hernandez
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Shorty said I look like Kiké Hernandez
Luke Bryan - Country Girl (Shake It For Me) [Chopped n Screwed]
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Luke Bryan - Country Girl (Shake It For Me) [Chopped n Screwed]
Aerosmith fuckin sucks
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Aerosmith fuckin sucks
Bon Jovi fuckin sucks
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bon Jovi fuckin sucks
Parker Posey n Elizabeth Banks got the same plastic surgeon
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Parker Posey n Elizabeth Banks got the same plastic surgeon
Been eating a lotta Greek salads lately
September 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Been eating a lotta Greek salads lately
Yeah she your girl but I fucked her on her birthday
September 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Yeah she your girl but I fucked her on her birthday
My big toe looks like Johnny Unitas
September 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My big toe looks like Johnny Unitas
You like this shit?
August 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You like this shit?
College football fucking SUCKS
August 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
College football fucking SUCKS
Been playing a lot of angry birds lately
August 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Been playing a lot of angry birds lately
Been eating a lot of ground beef lately
August 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Been eating a lot of ground beef lately
Chill functioning alcoholic and a borderline weirdo
August 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Chill functioning alcoholic and a borderline weirdo
Whenever people ask me questions im confused
August 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Whenever people ask me questions im confused
PTO is gone, time to find a new job
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
PTO is gone, time to find a new job
When i first met you I didnt think you were all there
July 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When i first met you I didnt think you were all there
Labubu this. Labubu that. Girl show me laboobies
July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Labubu this. Labubu that. Girl show me laboobies
These bitches walking around believing in phenotypes
July 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
These bitches walking around believing in phenotypes
Q is way too early in the alphabet
July 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Q is way too early in the alphabet
Bills: paid
Tacos: in my tummy
Terminator: on the tv
Tacos: in my tummy
Terminator: on the tv
July 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bills: paid
Tacos: in my tummy
Terminator: on the tv
Tacos: in my tummy
Terminator: on the tv
I wish my brain wasn't so mushy and my car wasn't so dumb
July 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I wish my brain wasn't so mushy and my car wasn't so dumb
Been eating a lot of Pringles lately
July 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Been eating a lot of Pringles lately
Baby you gonna blow my high
July 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Baby you gonna blow my high