Pete Halesey
@petehalesey.bsky.social
Allegheny County’s third most prominent bird lawyer. Pitt/Pens/Buccos/Everton/Cowboys (for my sins).
Pitt now has a 30 point transitive loss to Yale by the way.
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pitt now has a 30 point transitive loss to Yale by the way.
They’re aware there’s no fifth down right?
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They’re aware there’s no fifth down right?
Come on dead cat bounce.
SOURCE: Cal has fired head coach Justin Wilcox, @theathletic.com has learned.
The Bears are 6-5 and lost 31-10 to Stanford. (ESPN first reported)
The Bears are 6-5 and lost 31-10 to Stanford. (ESPN first reported)
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Come on dead cat bounce.
I’m beginning to think the Cowboys aren’t very good.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m beginning to think the Cowboys aren’t very good.
Truer words never spoken.
Pat Narduzzi on the fake punt decision: "I'm a dumbass. Just a coach trying to make a play. We hadn't run a fake punt all year. ... I'll wear that one. ... You can chalk those 7 points up to Coach Narduzzi."
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Truer words never spoken.
The absolute dumbest coaching staff in football, top to bottom.
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The absolute dumbest coaching staff in football, top to bottom.
This game has to have the highest combined level of “coaches resembling the Gorons from Ocarina of Time” I’ve ever seen.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This game has to have the highest combined level of “coaches resembling the Gorons from Ocarina of Time” I’ve ever seen.
Netting about seven yards per punt.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Netting about seven yards per punt.
Legitimately shocked that no flag was thrown.
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Legitimately shocked that no flag was thrown.
Great swing, also is there no one who can kick an extra point other than the guy with the obviously injured foot?
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Great swing, also is there no one who can kick an extra point other than the guy with the obviously injured foot?
They’re gonna throw a flag for everything for the next 30.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They’re gonna throw a flag for everything for the next 30.
“ACC teams are 0-340 when trailing by 28.”
Ominous!
Ominous!
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“ACC teams are 0-340 when trailing by 28.”
Ominous!
Ominous!
There is truly never a lead safe enough for this program.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There is truly never a lead safe enough for this program.
We’re not locked in with you Haynes King you’re locked in here with us.
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We’re not locked in with you Haynes King you’re locked in here with us.
A touchdown to a Tight End? What is this sorcery?
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A touchdown to a Tight End? What is this sorcery?
If the offensive line coach still has a job come January that is an abject failure.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If the offensive line coach still has a job come January that is an abject failure.
Will now be calling Oregon “the Quackies” moving forward as this is how my 6 year old refers to them.
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Will now be calling Oregon “the Quackies” moving forward as this is how my 6 year old refers to them.
No more Pittsburgh way to win that title than going four games without conceding a goal and three without scoring one.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
No more Pittsburgh way to win that title than going four games without conceding a goal and three without scoring one.
Wanted to turn on F1 qualifying but I really need to see if FSU will muff a third straight kick.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Wanted to turn on F1 qualifying but I really need to see if FSU will muff a third straight kick.
Headers and group lobbying of referees, this game has devolved into a Premier League match.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Headers and group lobbying of referees, this game has devolved into a Premier League match.
Looks like Penn State found their new coach.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Looks like Penn State found their new coach.
I like to think that in a few years, this will come back to bite me as this young man leads the Nittany Lions to a win against Pitt.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I like to think that in a few years, this will come back to bite me as this young man leads the Nittany Lions to a win against Pitt.
I have had enough of Jeff Capel.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have had enough of Jeff Capel.
I’m merely a humble bird lawyer but this seems bad.
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m merely a humble bird lawyer but this seems bad.