Pessimistic Persimmon
@pessimisticpersim.bsky.social
Do not accept the obscene as normal
The tear gas is starting to affect my brunch schedules.
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February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The tear gas is starting to affect my brunch schedules.
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February 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
If it wins, Minneapolis now has a chance to join other former Nobel Peace Prize winners known for bombing weddings, villages and children.
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If it wins, Minneapolis now has a chance to join other former Nobel Peace Prize winners known for bombing weddings, villages and children.
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February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
If it wins, Minneapolis now has a chance to join other former Nobel Peace Prize winners known for bombing weddings, villages and children.
#💪
If it wins, Minneapolis now has a chance to join other former Nobel Peace Prize winners known for bombing weddings, villages and children.
#💪
If they let us vote again…
.. I will vote so HARD.
#ImagineTheHardestYouCanPossiblyImagineVotingNowDoubleThat
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.. I will vote so HARD.
#ImagineTheHardestYouCanPossiblyImagineVotingNowDoubleThat
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February 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
If they let us vote again…
.. I will vote so HARD.
#ImagineTheHardestYouCanPossiblyImagineVotingNowDoubleThat
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.. I will vote so HARD.
#ImagineTheHardestYouCanPossiblyImagineVotingNowDoubleThat
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SERIOUS QUESTION
What’s the best way to bargain with your rulers who also eat babies ?
Share your tips below.
What’s the best way to bargain with your rulers who also eat babies ?
Share your tips below.
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
SERIOUS QUESTION
What’s the best way to bargain with your rulers who also eat babies ?
Share your tips below.
What’s the best way to bargain with your rulers who also eat babies ?
Share your tips below.
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I am LIVID.
I don’t think ANY of y’all have EVER seen ANYONE vote as HARD as I will be voting.
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I don’t think ANY of y’all have EVER seen ANYONE vote as HARD as I will be voting.
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February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I am LIVID.
I don’t think ANY of y’all have EVER seen ANYONE vote as HARD as I will be voting.
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I don’t think ANY of y’all have EVER seen ANYONE vote as HARD as I will be voting.
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Reminder as you pack your lunches
GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26
Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch.
#NoJusticeNoPeace
Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch.
#NoJusticeNoPeace
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Reminder as you pack your lunches
EVERY DAY I open up the news and the HORRORS remind me of why I will voting even HARDER next time they let me vote.
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February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
EVERY DAY I open up the news and the HORRORS remind me of why I will voting even HARDER next time they let me vote.
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February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
DEMOCRACY is when you have the freedom to call your representatives.*
*who eat babies
#LeaveYourMessageAfterTheBeep
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*who eat babies
#LeaveYourMessageAfterTheBeep
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February 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
DEMOCRACY is when you have the freedom to call your representatives.*
*who eat babies
#LeaveYourMessageAfterTheBeep
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*who eat babies
#LeaveYourMessageAfterTheBeep
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If USA was serious about everyone’s right of freedom to protest…
.. each American child would receive a child sized gas mask so they could safely be tear gassed by police.
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.. each American child would receive a child sized gas mask so they could safely be tear gassed by police.
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February 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
If USA was serious about everyone’s right of freedom to protest…
.. each American child would receive a child sized gas mask so they could safely be tear gassed by police.
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.. each American child would receive a child sized gas mask so they could safely be tear gassed by police.
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Last time this happened, I called my representatives and left a voicemail.
This is how change happens.
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This is how change happens.
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February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Last time this happened, I called my representatives and left a voicemail.
This is how change happens.
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This is how change happens.
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.. but we will all commute to work tomorrow ...like any other day...
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February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
.. but we will all commute to work tomorrow ...like any other day...
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The AMERICAN DREAM has evolved:
BOOMERS:
Find love.
Buy a home.
Raise a family.
Retire and Travel.
MILLENNIALS:
Try not to end up in USA concentration camps.
BOOMERS:
Find love.
Buy a home.
Raise a family.
Retire and Travel.
MILLENNIALS:
Try not to end up in USA concentration camps.
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The AMERICAN DREAM has evolved:
BOOMERS:
Find love.
Buy a home.
Raise a family.
Retire and Travel.
MILLENNIALS:
Try not to end up in USA concentration camps.
BOOMERS:
Find love.
Buy a home.
Raise a family.
Retire and Travel.
MILLENNIALS:
Try not to end up in USA concentration camps.
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Fine art by Sol Inga: Oil and Acrylic paintings on hand stretched canvas
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January 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I’ve got several original oil and acrylic paintings/prints available on my new website solinga.art 🖼️🖌️🎨 I ship worldwide. You can purchase there or via bluesky dms. Details about each available painting below🧵👇
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
If there is a Civil War in USA in the next few months, will that affect my Netflix subscription prices?
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January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
If there is a Civil War in USA in the next few months, will that affect my Netflix subscription prices?
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DOGE needs to look into the efficiency of the department responsible for issuing the $5k DOGE checks.
#StillHaventRecievedMine
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January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
DOGE needs to look into the efficiency of the department responsible for issuing the $5k DOGE checks.
#StillHaventRecievedMine
#StillHaventRecievedMine
By being forced into DELETING TikTok the regime has impinged on MY RIGHTS to learn to Dougie.
#CensorshipAndSurveillance
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January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
By being forced into DELETING TikTok the regime has impinged on MY RIGHTS to learn to Dougie.
#CensorshipAndSurveillance
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January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
If elected, I promise reform and training so that none of the continuing community kidnappings and concentration camps atrocities are visible at ANY of your brunches. EVER.
#Periodt
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January 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
If elected, I promise reform and training so that none of the continuing community kidnappings and concentration camps atrocities are visible at ANY of your brunches. EVER.
#Periodt
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#Periodt
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January 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26
Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch.
#NoJusticeNoPeace
Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch.
#NoJusticeNoPeace
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26
Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch.
#NoJusticeNoPeace
Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch.
#NoJusticeNoPeace
GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26
Friday you will be on general strike. But on Wednesday, all printers in the office should have paper jams.
#TheGearsOfTheMachineSlowToAHalt
Friday you will be on general strike. But on Wednesday, all printers in the office should have paper jams.
#TheGearsOfTheMachineSlowToAHalt
January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26
Friday you will be on general strike. But on Wednesday, all printers in the office should have paper jams.
#TheGearsOfTheMachineSlowToAHalt
Friday you will be on general strike. But on Wednesday, all printers in the office should have paper jams.
#TheGearsOfTheMachineSlowToAHalt