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Pessimistic Persimmon
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Do not accept the obscene as normal
The tear gas is starting to affect my brunch schedules.

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February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Can y’all VOTE HARDER cause i think I might already be at max hardness.

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#SaveOurDemocracy
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

If it wins, Minneapolis now has a chance to join other former Nobel Peace Prize winners known for bombing weddings, villages and children.

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February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If they let us vote again…

.. I will vote so HARD.

#ImagineTheHardestYouCanPossiblyImagineVotingNowDoubleThat

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February 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
SERIOUS QUESTION

What’s the best way to bargain with your rulers who also eat babies ?

Share your tips below.
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Covid is endemic.*

*in your testes and dick

#ViralPersistence
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I am LIVID.

I don’t think ANY of y’all have EVER seen ANYONE vote as HARD as I will be voting.

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February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Reminder as you pack your lunches
GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26

Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch.

#NoJusticeNoPeace
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
EVERY DAY I open up the news and the HORRORS remind me of why I will voting even HARDER next time they let me vote.

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February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My representatives are NOT READY for what’s coming.

#SCATHINGvoicemails

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February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
DEMOCRACY is when you have the freedom to call your representatives.*

*who eat babies

#LeaveYourMessageAfterTheBeep

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February 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If USA was serious about everyone’s right of freedom to protest…

.. each American child would receive a child sized gas mask so they could safely be tear gassed by police.

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February 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Last time this happened, I called my representatives and left a voicemail.

This is how change happens.

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February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
.. but we will all commute to work tomorrow ...like any other day...

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February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The AMERICAN DREAM has evolved:

BOOMERS:
Find love.
Buy a home.
Raise a family.
Retire and Travel.

MILLENNIALS:
Try not to end up in USA concentration camps.
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
General Strikes give you 3 day weekends.

#PerksOfTheGeneralStrike

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January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
If there is a Civil War in USA in the next few months, will that affect my Netflix subscription prices?

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January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
DOGE needs to look into the efficiency of the department responsible for issuing the $5k DOGE checks.

#StillHaventRecievedMine
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
By being forced into DELETING TikTok the regime has impinged on MY RIGHTS to learn to Dougie.

#CensorshipAndSurveillance
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I will never find out if he fully learned to Dougie.

#DeletedTokTok
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
If elected, I promise reform and training so that none of the continuing community kidnappings and concentration camps atrocities are visible at ANY of your brunches. EVER.

#Periodt

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January 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Microwave fish for lunch EVERY day until this ENDS.

#NoJusticeNoPeace

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January 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26

Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch.

#NoJusticeNoPeace
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26

Friday you will be on general strike. But on Wednesday, all printers in the office should have paper jams.

#TheGearsOfTheMachineSlowToAHalt
January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM