[ I need to use this account more. 💔 ]

Oh, man. My aching bones...! I spent so much time in my coffin, I forgot how to walk. Ehe!

Next tour, I'll be gatekeeping VIP from anyone who can't sing along to Satan Prayer.

Essential reading for today.

Stupid me. Very bad timing to be posting this.

I fucked the wrong guy at the orgy and now my brother is very angry with me.

If I had the time, I would do every last one of you!