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Perlins
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💉 BSN-RN Student | 🎤 LA Comedian | 🎬 Filmmaker | 🇺🇸 USAF Iraq Vet | 🇬🇺 Chamorro
Survived war, enduring nursing school, & bombing at open-mics; jury’s still out on which is worse
Proudly queer 🏳️‍🌈 doing the reading 📚 Twitch🎮: Perlins83
The weekend begins tonight with a little Stereophonic
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wait. What? Wait, did California just acknowledge the existence of carnies?
A Times investigation finds fraud and theft are rife at California’s county fairs
More than a third of California's 77 county fairs have been plagued by an array of problems in the last decade.
www.latimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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TOTAL RECALL (1990)
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Florida German AG shows off his ancestral advanced bigotry.
(Like it’s something he earned.)
Florida accuses Starbucks of discriminating against White people
Attorney General James Uthmeier files a second lawsuit against the coffee chain, which has denied similar allegations.
www.tallahassee.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh thank god! I don’t have anything tonight.
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Each time I fail an exam I feel terrible. The feeling is analogous to a breakup.
And at this point… I guess I’m a slut.
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Since nursing isn’t a professional career may we abolish nursing schools now? And we’ll all just, wing it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sending Xmas cards is like therapy. We appreciate you doing it, but it’s more for you.
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Wow, Honda Civic drivers are like Beamer drivers with an overdraft fee.
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Had to drive back to the iHop because I left my card there yesterday morning. I called and they had it in the managers safe 🥲 So nice of them 🥰 MI averted 💙
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Jack Box tonight, yeah I have homework and a paper, but jack box! When do you get these meany people around to play?!
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Okay, maybe I am 73
Top Of The World
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This pretty bitch
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Spotify is gross.
My Listening Age
Spotify
www.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every time I walk past club Avalon on my way to the Pantages, I breath a sigh of relief that I’m married and not in my twenties anymore 😮‍💨 But it’s still a cute building😅
Before there was the El Capitan on Hollywood Boulevard, there was an El Capitan on Vine Street. The top pic shows a variety show there in 1948.

The venue opened in 1927 as the Hollywood Playhouse, changing names over the years, eventually becoming The Palace and now Avalon.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
IG Influencers who film in bed 😩 I can smell their depression. And I can’t Febreze my brain, so: block.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Almost 3 years of nursing school and I just realized, I can treat me own heart burn without medications like PPIs or antacids, with alkaline water (pH 9.5), and it worked for me.

(FYI: Too much alkaline water can make me nauseous because drop in pepsin, which could lead to metabolic alkalosis.)
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Nursing school weirdz me out sometimes. For instance, there is an uncomfortable amount of "sunshine" related therapies in evidence-based practice.
Vit-D is the easy one, but also, in Raynaud's Disease, sunshine can help improve circulation and eases symptoms 😦
Maybe I should go touch grass?🌱🌞
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my bravest adventurers was flying to Hawaii and convincing my husband to watch Airplane! On the flight. It felt sacrilegious and I loved it✈️
Airplane! (1980)

(Poster by Nick Charge)
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Awe, poor insurance puppet lawyer. Maybe she can help Hooters out of bankruptcy next.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Had a weekend, now I will do my Annotated Bibliography for evidence based practice. But Wicked 2 was dazzling. Cynthia delivered excellence, and Arianna played hauntingly confused while in grief at an expert level. Good movie ✨🧹✨ Now, back to acute care clinic staffing issues … 😭
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
At the theater tonight💋🎭 #Suffs
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM