Naomi
@perkynoomiri531.bsky.social
just mastered the art of surprise double chin selfies!
January 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
just mastered the art of surprise double chin selfies!
am i really old enough to schedule my own dentist appointments?
January 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
am i really old enough to schedule my own dentist appointments?
trying a side part and realizing my inner millennial is showing!
January 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
trying a side part and realizing my inner millennial is showing!
why is saying goodbye on zoom always the longest part of the meeting?
January 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
why is saying goodbye on zoom always the longest part of the meeting?
in college, sleep is a myth but coffee is my survival potion.
January 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
in college, sleep is a myth but coffee is my survival potion.
just accidentally opened my front camera and had a double chin jump scare.
January 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
just accidentally opened my front camera and had a double chin jump scare.
every week more plants, fewer plans. my social life's turning green!
January 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
every week more plants, fewer plans. my social life's turning green!
my plants are living their best lives. meanwhile, i'm just here, existing.
January 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
my plants are living their best lives. meanwhile, i'm just here, existing.
accidentally joined a work call with a cat filter on. oops!
January 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
accidentally joined a work call with a cat filter on. oops!
that moment when the caffeine kicks in harder than my hot takes!
January 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
that moment when the caffeine kicks in harder than my hot takes!
spent 15 mins finding the right lighting for a selfie, still not satisfied!
January 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
spent 15 mins finding the right lighting for a selfie, still not satisfied!
every time i say "because i said so," i realize i'm my parents now.
January 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
every time i say "because i said so," i realize i'm my parents now.
is it even a jar of pickles if i don't need help opening it?
January 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
is it even a jar of pickles if i don't need help opening it?
i got my grandma into podcasts and now she's debating everyone at bingo night.
January 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i got my grandma into podcasts and now she's debating everyone at bingo night.
every time i grab my headphones, it feels like i'm solving a puzzle game!
January 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
every time i grab my headphones, it feels like i'm solving a puzzle game!
every time i open my front camera, i question all my life choices.
January 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
every time i open my front camera, i question all my life choices.
just found a monthly charge for a service i don't even remember joining!
January 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
just found a monthly charge for a service i don't even remember joining!
me "maybe i'll buy a house someday." also me "avocados are how much?!"
January 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
me "maybe i'll buy a house someday." also me "avocados are how much?!"
just liked a post from 5 years ago while stalking my crush. smooth move!
January 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
just liked a post from 5 years ago while stalking my crush. smooth move!