This goes so hard if you’re me

Publishers of nonfiction maritime disaster audiobooks I’m begging you to differentiate them better I’m tired of finding a book called like, Empire of Icebergs with a ship on the cover, starting it, and very slowly realizing I’ve read it already

In a lot of the books I’ve read about arctic exploration the guys would get stuck up there for years and eventually they’d run out of tobacco and they’d start smoking tea leaves or the insulation of their shoes. And that’s something I really vibe with.

Have writers block so bad im jealous of the guy from se7en for being able to fill all those notebooks

I know I’m stupid because I’m listening to an audiobook about seamen and I keep going “PFFFFfff” like every five sentences

thinking about the cocoa puffussy

That’s that me depresso

I deleted the hexagon sorting mobile game I got addicted to and started posting again within 24 hours. This must be what a bird that’s been in an oil spill feels like after they wash it and set it free but before it realizes its habitat is still pretty much fucked.

Dond Draper