The Priest of La Manchaland
@pequodsecondmate.bsky.social
From endless forbearance comes coexistence. So sing and cheer louder! The more pain you feel, bury it, suppress it with laughter! Let laughter never end here, at La Manchaland!
(( parody pm account AAAAAGHHHHH ran by the same guy who runs the hugo account
(( parody pm account AAAAAGHHHHH ran by the same guy who runs the hugo account
Pinned
Greetings. It's me. Stu- you know. I've already said this a couple of times. I'm the second mate of the Pequod, and I enjoy capturing fish.
I have nothing but my sorrow, and I want nothing more.
May 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have nothing but my sorrow, and I want nothing more.
DON QUIXOTE HELP THERES WATER GOING AFTER ME HELP
WHATTAGAN FUCKOOREH IS GOING ON
WHATTAGAN FUCKOOREH IS GOING ON
*so it begins. tick, tick.*
it’s time.
i’ve waited long enough. they will never change their ways like this.
time they learnt the meaning of karmic justice.
*it ticks faster and faster..*
doomsday is coming.
*the oceans recede.. the waves are here to crash upon the city.*
*the bells toll.*
it’s time.
i’ve waited long enough. they will never change their ways like this.
time they learnt the meaning of karmic justice.
*it ticks faster and faster..*
doomsday is coming.
*the oceans recede.. the waves are here to crash upon the city.*
*the bells toll.*
May 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
DON QUIXOTE HELP THERES WATER GOING AFTER ME HELP
WHATTAGAN FUCKOOREH IS GOING ON
WHATTAGAN FUCKOOREH IS GOING ON
Help. Help. I have 100 followers. The Admin has kidnapped me.
// NYEH HEHE!!!
He keeps doing shitty Papyrus impressions.
// SHUT UP. ADMIN BLAST!!!
GAHHH
// WHAT SHALT BE THE FOOLISH PRIEST'S PUNISHMENT FOR BEING FAMOUS!?!?
// NYEH HEHE!!!
He keeps doing shitty Papyrus impressions.
// SHUT UP. ADMIN BLAST!!!
GAHHH
// WHAT SHALT BE THE FOOLISH PRIEST'S PUNISHMENT FOR BEING FAMOUS!?!?
April 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Help. Help. I have 100 followers. The Admin has kidnapped me.
// NYEH HEHE!!!
He keeps doing shitty Papyrus impressions.
// SHUT UP. ADMIN BLAST!!!
GAHHH
// WHAT SHALT BE THE FOOLISH PRIEST'S PUNISHMENT FOR BEING FAMOUS!?!?
// NYEH HEHE!!!
He keeps doing shitty Papyrus impressions.
// SHUT UP. ADMIN BLAST!!!
GAHHH
// WHAT SHALT BE THE FOOLISH PRIEST'S PUNISHMENT FOR BEING FAMOUS!?!?
@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Look. I am going to the... bloodstore for blood milk... and bloodhorse food for Rocinante.
The Priest signed the invitation to the Library.
April 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Look. I am going to the... bloodstore for blood milk... and bloodhorse food for Rocinante.
im quoting this so that i could REALLY prove that this is me
// HEY WAIT!! THERES A MIRROR WORLD VERSION OF THE RED GAZE!! GET HIM!!
Put down those pitchforks lads, this is Squaz remaking an account because his phone went die die.
Put down those pitchforks lads, this is Squaz remaking an account because his phone went die die.
March 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
im quoting this so that i could REALLY prove that this is me
My Hemo? Bar.
My Silence? Black.
March 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My Hemo? Bar.
Play Ultrakill
February 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Play Ultrakill
Yo. I stole this guy's phone. He killed someone and then passed out. He had no PIN on this.
... I'm calling Fanghu
... I'm calling Fanghu
February 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Yo. I stole this guy's phone. He killed someone and then passed out. He had no PIN on this.
... I'm calling Fanghu
... I'm calling Fanghu
OHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHO THIS SHIT IS GOOOOOOODDDD
MY THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED HOHOHOHOOHOH BY THE WINGS I SHOULD HAVE DRANK IT A WHIIILEEEE AGO
MY THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED HOHOHOHOOHOH BY THE WINGS I SHOULD HAVE DRANK IT A WHIIILEEEE AGO
February 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
OHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHO THIS SHIT IS GOOOOOOODDDD
MY THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED HOHOHOHOOHOH BY THE WINGS I SHOULD HAVE DRANK IT A WHIIILEEEE AGO
MY THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED HOHOHOHOOHOH BY THE WINGS I SHOULD HAVE DRANK IT A WHIIILEEEE AGO
Killed someone. Will drinky later, and I will post my results.
February 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Killed someone. Will drinky later, and I will post my results.
Fuck it. Im going outside La Manchaland and I'm killing an innocent bystander. I will quench my thirst.
February 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Fuck it. Im going outside La Manchaland and I'm killing an innocent bystander. I will quench my thirst.
I have to suck someone. I NEEED to suck someone. I need blood. 501 years without blood. Need. Blood.
February 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I have to suck someone. I NEEED to suck someone. I need blood. 501 years without blood. Need. Blood.
Does anyone relate to that guy? Ya know... that lad?
February 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Does anyone relate to that guy? Ya know... that lad?
Sancho... I have conceived an idea most ingenious...
Abandon all the other accounts and get the 3 that I use on mobile... may Ricardo rest in peace...
... and the red gays too.
Abandon all the other accounts and get the 3 that I use on mobile... may Ricardo rest in peace...
... and the red gays too.
February 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sancho... I have conceived an idea most ingenious...
Abandon all the other accounts and get the 3 that I use on mobile... may Ricardo rest in peace...
... and the red gays too.
Abandon all the other accounts and get the 3 that I use on mobile... may Ricardo rest in peace...
... and the red gays too.
// OOC \\
Hi. This is Squaz. The lad who runs this account. Due to several problems including my mobile device my several accounts will not be active.
This includes -
@redgaze.bsky.social
The Ricardo Account
@hugofixer.bsky.social
and @thesolbadguy.bsky.social.
Hi. This is Squaz. The lad who runs this account. Due to several problems including my mobile device my several accounts will not be active.
This includes -
@redgaze.bsky.social
The Ricardo Account
@hugofixer.bsky.social
and @thesolbadguy.bsky.social.
January 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
// OOC \\
Hi. This is Squaz. The lad who runs this account. Due to several problems including my mobile device my several accounts will not be active.
This includes -
@redgaze.bsky.social
The Ricardo Account
@hugofixer.bsky.social
and @thesolbadguy.bsky.social.
Hi. This is Squaz. The lad who runs this account. Due to several problems including my mobile device my several accounts will not be active.
This includes -
@redgaze.bsky.social
The Ricardo Account
@hugofixer.bsky.social
and @thesolbadguy.bsky.social.
@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social
What do the youngins say about you? Dogman? Puppyboy? Share this information with us.
What do the youngins say about you? Dogman? Puppyboy? Share this information with us.
January 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social
What do the youngins say about you? Dogman? Puppyboy? Share this information with us.
What do the youngins say about you? Dogman? Puppyboy? Share this information with us.
@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social
Wanna smoke weed in the backstreets and give the sweepers some?
Wanna smoke weed in the backstreets and give the sweepers some?
January 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social
Wanna smoke weed in the backstreets and give the sweepers some?
Wanna smoke weed in the backstreets and give the sweepers some?
feeling a bit sick
January 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
feeling a bit sick
@hatredpmsky.bsky.social Where's the Shaker.
January 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
@hatredpmsky.bsky.social Where's the Shaker.
Cry cry oyugo you ni odore
Heartbreak Mermaid
Heartbreak Mermaid
January 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Cry cry oyugo you ni odore
Heartbreak Mermaid
Heartbreak Mermaid
Reposted by The Priest of La Manchaland
Baka mitai
January 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Baka mitai
Going to Vegas. Need more funds for a cooler amusement park.
January 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Going to Vegas. Need more funds for a cooler amusement park.
The Cheese has overtaken. All prepare, all shall surrender.
January 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The Cheese has overtaken. All prepare, all shall surrender.
for some reason my hands are moving on their own
January 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
for some reason my hands are moving on their own