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Gabriel Jones
@pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social
Former game critic who can't find his niche. Interests include retro / obscure / arcade games, music (Mostly VGM & Prince), and whatever catches my eye (even if it's just for a moment). 1981 he/him
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New Year's #promosky
As always, I post about classics, obscurities, and indies.
- Shmups
- 2D Side-scrollers
- Playstation 1 & 2
- Saturn
- RPGs
- Super Nintendo
- Sega Genesis
- Arcade
- Handhelds
- Racers
- All things #retrogaming
Reviews frequently appear on my blog.
pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com
Today's review is Onimusha: Blade Warriors for the Playstation 2.
I should've skipped this.
pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/02/play...
#retrogaming #capcom
Playstation 2 Look - Onimusha: Blade Warriors
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February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This is no mere Chicken Club sandwich.

This is Thor's Chicken Hammer.
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I've spent about 6-7 hours on Onimusha: Blade Warriors, and I'm already running out of gas.
It's not just a grind, but also a very repetitive one, and unlocking some characters requires time invested into the weak grunts.
The boring stages and zero story aren't helping.
#retrogaming #capcom
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Onimusha: Blade Warriors
If you're familiar with Capcom's samurai series, then you're already halfway to understanding how this Platform Fighter works. Utilize the issen technique in your quest to become the strongest.
...Expect loads of grinding.
#retrogaming #ps2
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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Radiata Stories
While Jack - wearing his stupid sexy armor - is out trying to make a dollar, Ganz is helping kitties and - oof! Poor guy just can't catch a break.

Also, Adina talks a lot of shit for someone who spends hours a day holding a mirror.
#retrogaming #ps2
January 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Honestly, I still haven't forgiven Zhong Hui for what he did to Deng Ai.
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Got my game face on and ready to deliver some goddamned pizza.
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I slept a couple too many hours, but I did have a nice dream about someone who made me feel wanted... and I didn't even have to write a couple hundred video game reviews for them.

Oh well.
January 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Armored Core 2
Finally, somebody in this crazy world I can relate to.
#retrogaming #playstation
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Woke up with the reminder that the 15+ years I've spent writing about video games hasn't made me any money or friends.

It's going to be a great Saturday.
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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好きなもの2
サクラ大戦 紅蘭。
メカニックの女の子が刺さる。

#コピック
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Here's a clip
I didn't expect to get it first try, I usually either aim the second shot a little off or take it to the face
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Armored Core 2
I'm starting to see more consistent results in the arena after sticking a nice shotgun in my right hand and an arm blade that fires energy blasts on my left.
Moved up 10 ranks with this build.
#retrogaming #playstation
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Lena: "I don't give a damn about saving the world. I just want to kill everyone who throws boomerangs!"
#retrogaming #snes
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I'm pretty sure the dual analog controls are still busted.
SNK 40th Anniversary Collection is $13.99 on US PSN buff.ly/qMQtbFh
January 31, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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5年前のらくがきの色を修正などしたやつ
サガフロ アセルス&白薔薇姫
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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The Pirates of Dark Water for Sega Genesis is today's review.
pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/01/2026...
Just OK. I'm pretty sure that I'd end up hating the game if I ever had to play it again.
#retrogaming
2026 Special - The Pirates of Dark Water
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January 28, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Miss Stooge '96 (Nude)
June 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Ghost Sweeper Mikami would get an Italian dub in 2003 and air on Italia 1 and Italia Teen Television

While Italia 1 aired 23 out of 45 episodes with this theme and minor censorship, when the series continued on Italia Teen Television not only was it uncut, the JP opening was restored
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée
feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent

lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember

www.jlundyforsd65.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Instead of a time limit, Super Valis IV has a neat mechanic in that its bosses gain health as you go through the stage.

If you take a long time to reach the boss, then you're going to be in for a long boss fight. This coupled with Lena's dash results in a unique fast-paced Valis. #retrogaming #snes
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Making plans to revisit Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter.
We'll all be living underground soon, so might as well get a taste.
I'm hoping my D-Ratio will be high enough to live in a sector where they did a half-decent job painting the ceiling to look like the sky.
#retrogaming
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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I got a chance on Saturday night to film a walkthrough of a brand new retro arcade debuting in the Pittsburgh area next weekend.

What makes this one unique? IT'S INSIDE A HISTORIC CHURCH.

Take a look at the full behind-the-scenes tour here:
youtu.be/kPKJyJGucH4

More info:
www.thechurcharcade.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM