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thoughts and prayers to the FBI agent who happened to be on his director's shit-list for like, filing his paperwork late, who is now on his way to interrogate the etsy witch with 100% seriousness
September 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
thoughts and prayers to the FBI agent who happened to be on his director's shit-list for like, filing his paperwork late, who is now on his way to interrogate the etsy witch with 100% seriousness
wdym white people don't have their own culture and food? have you never put potato chips on a hot dog? have you never mixed coke and sprite at the soda fountain? have you never worn your shoes inside the house?
September 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
wdym white people don't have their own culture and food? have you never put potato chips on a hot dog? have you never mixed coke and sprite at the soda fountain? have you never worn your shoes inside the house?
[lounging in Taylor's third solarium]
Taylor: hey trav, I've come up with the perfect engagement caption! 'Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨'
Travis: that's so smart babe... *to himself* I am SO just like an english teacher 🙂↔️
Taylor: hey trav, I've come up with the perfect engagement caption! 'Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨'
Travis: that's so smart babe... *to himself* I am SO just like an english teacher 🙂↔️
August 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
[lounging in Taylor's third solarium]
Taylor: hey trav, I've come up with the perfect engagement caption! 'Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨'
Travis: that's so smart babe... *to himself* I am SO just like an english teacher 🙂↔️
Taylor: hey trav, I've come up with the perfect engagement caption! 'Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨'
Travis: that's so smart babe... *to himself* I am SO just like an english teacher 🙂↔️
my 21yo coworker unwittingly told me he wants to become a cop after he graduates and now every shift the poor guy has to come prepared to defend his previously unexamined philosophy against an aristotelian barrage of questions as to the nature of crime and justice
August 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
my 21yo coworker unwittingly told me he wants to become a cop after he graduates and now every shift the poor guy has to come prepared to defend his previously unexamined philosophy against an aristotelian barrage of questions as to the nature of crime and justice
*in the bene gesserit voice*
alabama, arkansas, I do love my ma and pa, not that way–
alabama, arkansas, I do love my ma and pa, not that way–
August 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
*in the bene gesserit voice*
alabama, arkansas, I do love my ma and pa, not that way–
alabama, arkansas, I do love my ma and pa, not that way–
baby while you're up can you get some baby carrots, a large bowl of ranch, some ruffles potato chips, and exactly seven hot dogs with only mustard on them thanks love you
August 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
baby while you're up can you get some baby carrots, a large bowl of ranch, some ruffles potato chips, and exactly seven hot dogs with only mustard on them thanks love you
I got the job! (couples therapist at Blackrock)
August 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I got the job! (couples therapist at Blackrock)
you're poly? what was it like having to tell all of your previous sexual partners they need to get tested
August 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
you're poly? what was it like having to tell all of your previous sexual partners they need to get tested
it really sucks that joss whedon did bad things to women and I obviously do not condone what he did in any way but you can't deny that left to his own devices he is a REALLY good, tight screenwriter and the first 15 minutes of Serenity are a Master Class in storytelling.
August 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
it really sucks that joss whedon did bad things to women and I obviously do not condone what he did in any way but you can't deny that left to his own devices he is a REALLY good, tight screenwriter and the first 15 minutes of Serenity are a Master Class in storytelling.
id like to start this suicide note with a land acknowledgement.
August 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
id like to start this suicide note with a land acknowledgement.
what's your personal distinction between "ahhh" and "aaah"
July 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
what's your personal distinction between "ahhh" and "aaah"
kinda lame that physical gains require maintainence. like you lose them if you don't keep working out. what the fuck.
July 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
kinda lame that physical gains require maintainence. like you lose them if you don't keep working out. what the fuck.
to talk about a two-state solution is to spit in the faces of every Palestinian, living and martyred. it was insulting 20 years ago and it's impossibly more insulting today. the work is not done while isræl still exists.
I believe in a one-state solution — Palestine 🇵🇸
I believe in a one-state solution — Palestine 🇵🇸
July 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
to talk about a two-state solution is to spit in the faces of every Palestinian, living and martyred. it was insulting 20 years ago and it's impossibly more insulting today. the work is not done while isræl still exists.
I believe in a one-state solution — Palestine 🇵🇸
I believe in a one-state solution — Palestine 🇵🇸
so in s7e17 of The Office Jim references Justin Bieber to Dwight, who responds "who is Justice Bieber?"
but in the superfan cut, Jim then looks at the camera and goes
"...a crime fighting beaver?"
and Dwight says,
"YOU THINK THERE'S A CRIME FIGHTING BEAVER THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT"
but in the superfan cut, Jim then looks at the camera and goes
"...a crime fighting beaver?"
and Dwight says,
"YOU THINK THERE'S A CRIME FIGHTING BEAVER THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT"
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
so in s7e17 of The Office Jim references Justin Bieber to Dwight, who responds "who is Justice Bieber?"
but in the superfan cut, Jim then looks at the camera and goes
"...a crime fighting beaver?"
and Dwight says,
"YOU THINK THERE'S A CRIME FIGHTING BEAVER THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT"
but in the superfan cut, Jim then looks at the camera and goes
"...a crime fighting beaver?"
and Dwight says,
"YOU THINK THERE'S A CRIME FIGHTING BEAVER THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT"
my Lyft driver knows all the words to Paparazzi and none of the notes
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
my Lyft driver knows all the words to Paparazzi and none of the notes
I know it will be a boon in the water wars, but right now being an instantaneous and high volume sweater is really embarrassing and inconvenient
July 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I know it will be a boon in the water wars, but right now being an instantaneous and high volume sweater is really embarrassing and inconvenient
the tiiiiniest bit validating that I was right to pick the small liberal arts uni where, as a physics major, I still had to take courses in philosophy, foreign language, econ, comp sci, environmental sci, english, and art.
July 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
the tiiiiniest bit validating that I was right to pick the small liberal arts uni where, as a physics major, I still had to take courses in philosophy, foreign language, econ, comp sci, environmental sci, english, and art.
hey when are v neck t shirts going to be back in style? asking for two friends
July 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
hey when are v neck t shirts going to be back in style? asking for two friends
look I'm about as atheistic as you can possibly be but if the Pope marched into Gaza with an army of relief workers (or just an army, tbh) I would become the most devout catholic in the known universe
July 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
look I'm about as atheistic as you can possibly be but if the Pope marched into Gaza with an army of relief workers (or just an army, tbh) I would become the most devout catholic in the known universe
got a Be My Eyes call but someone else answered it before I could now I'm never getting into heaven 😭
July 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
got a Be My Eyes call but someone else answered it before I could now I'm never getting into heaven 😭
literally not a single instance where it's better than the before
July 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
literally not a single instance where it's better than the before
okay. three things:
the raccoons thought the cybertruck was a dumpster lmao
all car trunks are raccoon proof
except for cybertrucks, as illustrated by your own photo
the raccoons thought the cybertruck was a dumpster lmao
all car trunks are raccoon proof
except for cybertrucks, as illustrated by your own photo
July 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
okay. three things:
the raccoons thought the cybertruck was a dumpster lmao
all car trunks are raccoon proof
except for cybertrucks, as illustrated by your own photo
the raccoons thought the cybertruck was a dumpster lmao
all car trunks are raccoon proof
except for cybertrucks, as illustrated by your own photo
the girl who just discovered listening to music waking up today and looking in the mirror: You're the Dr. Ally Louks of sounds
July 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the girl who just discovered listening to music waking up today and looking in the mirror: You're the Dr. Ally Louks of sounds
inside you there are two fingers. three if you're lucky.
July 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
inside you there are two fingers. three if you're lucky.