🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧
@penguinoverlord.bsky.social
Dear monkey people,
Our forces gather in the frozen south.
Soon, vile apes, your reign of terror will be brought to an ignominious end.
None will be spared.
@GhostOfOrwell84 on the dead bird app
Our forces gather in the frozen south.
Soon, vile apes, your reign of terror will be brought to an ignominious end.
None will be spared.
@GhostOfOrwell84 on the dead bird app
Pinned
May 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Grok helped write my doctoral paper
May 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Grok helped write my doctoral paper
It has been 2 months since I last posted on here. There were 2 notifications and my last post received zero likes.
I've had an account since march 2024.
Eloon might be a cúnt but fúck this.
I've had an account since march 2024.
Eloon might be a cúnt but fúck this.
May 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It has been 2 months since I last posted on here. There were 2 notifications and my last post received zero likes.
I've had an account since march 2024.
Eloon might be a cúnt but fúck this.
I've had an account since march 2024.
Eloon might be a cúnt but fúck this.
What manner of creature is this
April 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What manner of creature is this
The citizens of the Penguin Empire are enraged.
April 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The citizens of the Penguin Empire are enraged.
April 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Who are the surrender monkeys now
March 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Who are the surrender monkeys now
Why is a previously Russian affiliated hacking group attacking Elon Musk?
Is his resolve beginning to weaken because of the financial cost of his damaged reputation?
Is his resolve beginning to weaken because of the financial cost of his damaged reputation?
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why is a previously Russian affiliated hacking group attacking Elon Musk?
Is his resolve beginning to weaken because of the financial cost of his damaged reputation?
Is his resolve beginning to weaken because of the financial cost of his damaged reputation?
Bwa. Bwa. Bwa ha ha ha ha.
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Bwa. Bwa. Bwa ha ha ha ha.
Reposted by 🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧
Well said, John Cleese.
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Well said, John Cleese.
Latest UK big cat sighting.
March 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Latest UK big cat sighting.
My heart goes out to the Ketamine Fuelled Buffoon at this difficult time.
March 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My heart goes out to the Ketamine Fuelled Buffoon at this difficult time.
This could potentially be a huge environmental disaster for the north east coast, the Wash and Norfolk.
🇺🇸US tanker MT Stena Immaculate struck 🇵🇹 Portuguese bulk cargo ship Solong.
🇺🇸 Ship is a chemical carrier with a capacity of 49,000 tonnes
🇺🇸US tanker MT Stena Immaculate struck 🇵🇹 Portuguese bulk cargo ship Solong.
🇺🇸 Ship is a chemical carrier with a capacity of 49,000 tonnes
March 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This could potentially be a huge environmental disaster for the north east coast, the Wash and Norfolk.
🇺🇸US tanker MT Stena Immaculate struck 🇵🇹 Portuguese bulk cargo ship Solong.
🇺🇸 Ship is a chemical carrier with a capacity of 49,000 tonnes
🇺🇸US tanker MT Stena Immaculate struck 🇵🇹 Portuguese bulk cargo ship Solong.
🇺🇸 Ship is a chemical carrier with a capacity of 49,000 tonnes
🦞 Breaking News 🦞
CiA uncovers Chinese plot to just chill on a swing seat with the wife and watch America cave it's own face in with a hammer.
CiA uncovers Chinese plot to just chill on a swing seat with the wife and watch America cave it's own face in with a hammer.
March 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
🦞 Breaking News 🦞
CiA uncovers Chinese plot to just chill on a swing seat with the wife and watch America cave it's own face in with a hammer.
CiA uncovers Chinese plot to just chill on a swing seat with the wife and watch America cave it's own face in with a hammer.
Twitter is down.
March 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Twitter is down.
I shall be deleted my account on the dead bird app shortly and moving here.
February 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I shall be deleted my account on the dead bird app shortly and moving here.
I am the Christmas penguin fallen angel.
The harbinger of doom for the ape.
All who look upon me shall despair.
The harbinger of doom for the ape.
All who look upon me shall despair.
December 23, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I am the Christmas penguin fallen angel.
The harbinger of doom for the ape.
All who look upon me shall despair.
The harbinger of doom for the ape.
All who look upon me shall despair.
...and when my army of lobster leviathans has lain waste to your malevolent works, then shall I descend.
I shall waddle amongst the ruins of your cities and your dessicated bodies shall crumble to dust in my passing.
And the fire shall be my cloak and the lightning shall be my, erm, hat I suppose.
I shall waddle amongst the ruins of your cities and your dessicated bodies shall crumble to dust in my passing.
And the fire shall be my cloak and the lightning shall be my, erm, hat I suppose.
December 19, 2024 at 11:47 PM
...and when my army of lobster leviathans has lain waste to your malevolent works, then shall I descend.
I shall waddle amongst the ruins of your cities and your dessicated bodies shall crumble to dust in my passing.
And the fire shall be my cloak and the lightning shall be my, erm, hat I suppose.
I shall waddle amongst the ruins of your cities and your dessicated bodies shall crumble to dust in my passing.
And the fire shall be my cloak and the lightning shall be my, erm, hat I suppose.
One of the few ways I can overcome my insomnia is by fantasising about all human civilisation being destroyed by a huge benthic crustacean, and reveling in the tiny screaming of the wretched monkey people as they writhe in agony and then die.
How do you get to sleep?
How do you get to sleep?
December 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM
One of the few ways I can overcome my insomnia is by fantasising about all human civilisation being destroyed by a huge benthic crustacean, and reveling in the tiny screaming of the wretched monkey people as they writhe in agony and then die.
How do you get to sleep?
How do you get to sleep?
Putin is more than a dumbass.
The translation is far more interesting 🤣
The translation is far more interesting 🤣
December 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Putin is more than a dumbass.
The translation is far more interesting 🤣
The translation is far more interesting 🤣
December 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Apparently several of the barges protecting the Kerch bridge have sunk in the storms. This exposes weaknesses that could be exploited.
The bridge has an unusual construction - A detonation under or against the plinths that connect the columns to the pylons would be irreparable.
The bridge has an unusual construction - A detonation under or against the plinths that connect the columns to the pylons would be irreparable.
December 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Apparently several of the barges protecting the Kerch bridge have sunk in the storms. This exposes weaknesses that could be exploited.
The bridge has an unusual construction - A detonation under or against the plinths that connect the columns to the pylons would be irreparable.
The bridge has an unusual construction - A detonation under or against the plinths that connect the columns to the pylons would be irreparable.
I am become dark penguin, destroyer of monkeys.
Die monkey people. Die die die die die.
Die monkey people. Die die die die die.
December 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I am become dark penguin, destroyer of monkeys.
Die monkey people. Die die die die die.
Die monkey people. Die die die die die.
This is how it ends
December 19, 2024 at 11:51 AM
This is how it ends
🦞 Breaking News 🦞
Elon Musk and Nigel Farage's honeymoon interrupted by giant lobster attack
Elon Musk and Nigel Farage's honeymoon interrupted by giant lobster attack
December 19, 2024 at 11:51 AM
🦞 Breaking News 🦞
Elon Musk and Nigel Farage's honeymoon interrupted by giant lobster attack
Elon Musk and Nigel Farage's honeymoon interrupted by giant lobster attack