penguinofdoom.bsky.social
@penguinofdoom.bsky.social
39 yr old nerd just tryin to live my best life.
So I made the choice to get drunk tonight. It was a really shitty day and I'm just sitting here drinking my rum and wishing life would just quit fucking me in the ass with no lube.
August 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Nothing like relaxing after a nice hot shower.
June 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Super horny. Gonna edge till I explode..
June 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sometimes I just wanna have slippery oily sex on an air mattress is that too much to ask?
June 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I guess being bored and horny is the mood for today.
April 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I don't wanna be an adult anymore...
April 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I need to do this more often
March 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM