Penguin
@penguingengar.bsky.social
i’m michael 🐧 33, he/they, VA 🐧 all I know is emo music, drafting pokémon, flop, be asexual, eat nerds rope cluster, and lie
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Penguin
@penguingengar.bsky.social
· Nov 20
a little belated putting my grid together but...I did it :3 letterboxd.com/penguingenga...
self-care is not clicking on a low-rated letterboxd review of a movie i really liked 🙏
January 17, 2026 at 5:04 AM
self-care is not clicking on a low-rated letterboxd review of a movie i really liked 🙏
watched wake up dead man last night…I wish there were an app where I could talk about jeremy renner’s performance
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
watched wake up dead man last night…I wish there were an app where I could talk about jeremy renner’s performance
caved and bought a ticket to arm's length + daoboys even though I spent all of magfest making irresponsible financial decisions
January 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
caved and bought a ticket to arm's length + daoboys even though I spent all of magfest making irresponsible financial decisions
another absolute banger
Thank you to all who came to the Donkey Kong Country Singalong Hour Panel I hosted at #MAGFest last night! Everyone was so committed to celebrating this goofy old cartoon and fandom. Immaculate vibes. ❤️
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
another absolute banger
this panel was a blast!!!
Here's the #CursedZillow panel from MAGFest 2026.
Thanks to everyone who showed up! Safe travels homeward!
youtu.be/IiowFQrgG3U
Thanks to everyone who showed up! Safe travels homeward!
youtu.be/IiowFQrgG3U
Cursed Zillow MAGFest Panel - 2026
YouTube video by Geop
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
this panel was a blast!!!
good mourning everybody open.spotify.com/track/4VxKVg...
Glum
open.spotify.com
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
good mourning everybody open.spotify.com/track/4VxKVg...
realizing i have to go to the cardiologist in the morning and work after instead of playing bishibashi
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
realizing i have to go to the cardiologist in the morning and work after instead of playing bishibashi
I guess all it took was dressing up like waluigi to get myself to play the trombone for the first time in yeeeears
January 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I guess all it took was dressing up like waluigi to get myself to play the trombone for the first time in yeeeears
let’s fucking goooooooo
January 10, 2026 at 12:40 PM
let’s fucking goooooooo
is it really magfest if my mood doesn’t randomly drop out of nowhere?
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
is it really magfest if my mood doesn’t randomly drop out of nowhere?
just saw someone cosplaying “fabio getting hit in the face by a goose at king’s dominion,” which is virginiacore at its finest
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
just saw someone cosplaying “fabio getting hit in the face by a goose at king’s dominion,” which is virginiacore at its finest
MAGFEST WEEKING BABY!!
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
MAGFEST WEEKING BABY!!
okay oomfies i’m at magfest
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
okay oomfies i’m at magfest
hoping i can Stop Having Chest Pains and Thinking Everyone I Know Hates Me For Being Evil before the four-day-long "run around doing stuff with your friends" event
January 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
hoping i can Stop Having Chest Pains and Thinking Everyone I Know Hates Me For Being Evil before the four-day-long "run around doing stuff with your friends" event
just a little psa about where these penguin gifs come from:
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
just a little psa about where these penguin gifs come from:
not to be dramatic but every single customer should be killed
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
not to be dramatic but every single customer should be killed
driving past the gaylord on my commute and thinking about how i’ll be there instead of at work on thursday and friday
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
driving past the gaylord on my commute and thinking about how i’ll be there instead of at work on thursday and friday
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ever since this idea occurred to me a few days ago it has haunted me. My restless dreams are plagued by images of Boobers. My visions are clouded with the haunting visage of Boobers. It mocks me. It sickens me. And yet no matter where I go I can not escape the piercing stare of Boobers.
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ever since this idea occurred to me a few days ago it has haunted me. My restless dreams are plagued by images of Boobers. My visions are clouded with the haunting visage of Boobers. It mocks me. It sickens me. And yet no matter where I go I can not escape the piercing stare of Boobers.
feeling pretty overwhelmed
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 AM
feeling pretty overwhelmed
keep oscillating between “okay my silly in-progress mullet looks kinda fierce” and “i look like a dead rat.” i think it’s just an issue of not knowing how to style my hair ever and also having bad hair naturally. i will revisit this inner debate in the morning
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 AM
keep oscillating between “okay my silly in-progress mullet looks kinda fierce” and “i look like a dead rat.” i think it’s just an issue of not knowing how to style my hair ever and also having bad hair naturally. i will revisit this inner debate in the morning
oh shit…less than a week til magfest
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
oh shit…less than a week til magfest
flopped all 4 battles in one week + had the following week off in the one league I had left. now I don’t know how to build pokémon teams anymore
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
flopped all 4 battles in one week + had the following week off in the one league I had left. now I don’t know how to build pokémon teams anymore
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looked up toobers and zots to show the roomies and found this image...baby this is landorus therian
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
looked up toobers and zots to show the roomies and found this image...baby this is landorus therian
first day back at work and my chest pains are back in full force
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
first day back at work and my chest pains are back in full force