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The elevator stops at floors that don't exist in your building
March 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The elevator stops at floors that don't exist in your building
Your hands aren't the same size since waking up
March 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Your hands aren't the same size since waking up
Your hands aren't the same size since waking up
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Your hands aren't the same size since waking up
The government replaces one item in your house daily. You'll notice on day 367
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The government replaces one item in your house daily. You'll notice on day 367
Your bed is exactly 2° warmer than it should be
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Your bed is exactly 2° warmer than it should be
Your food tastes like places you've never visited
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Your food tastes like places you've never visited
fuck dude im so racist
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
fuck dude im so racist
DUDE IM WATCHING PORN
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
DUDE IM WATCHING PORN
The sun rises from the west on days you make important decisions
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The sun rises from the west on days you make important decisions
Your appendix writes messages in Morse code during storms
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Your appendix writes messages in Morse code during storms
Your dreams contain advertisements for things you'll buy tomorrow
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Your dreams contain advertisements for things you'll buy tomorrow
The children outside haven't moved in 4 hours. They're waiting for dark
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The children outside haven't moved in 4 hours. They're waiting for dark
Your fingerprints change when you lie. Check next time
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Your fingerprints change when you lie. Check next time
i might be yapping but idc loool
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i might be yapping but idc loool