Odysseus, Godslayer
@penelopelover.bsky.social
They’re calling me the greatest navigator the greeks have ever known. I miss my wife.
lost in a pond until my progenitor finishes me
lost in a pond until my progenitor finishes me
tetrahedron is a beautiful name for a baby boy
October 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
tetrahedron is a beautiful name for a baby boy
FFIV is wild for expecting me to believe that these are two straight men
October 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
FFIV is wild for expecting me to believe that these are two straight men
Ianthe is fun because she sucks, and puts on the hot evil lesbian persona but freezes when Harrow kisses her
What they don't tell you about The Locked Tomb series is that there is a beautiful twin and a scrunkly twin and they are sometimes at odds
October 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ianthe is fun because she sucks, and puts on the hot evil lesbian persona but freezes when Harrow kisses her
THEYRE EATING ME TOMORROW
October 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
THEYRE EATING ME TOMORROW
CREW SORRY I LEFT SOMEONE DARED ME TO EAT THE LOTUS FLOWER AND MY MOM DIDNT RAISE NO QUITTER
October 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
CREW SORRY I LEFT SOMEONE DARED ME TO EAT THE LOTUS FLOWER AND MY MOM DIDNT RAISE NO QUITTER
the alpha does not concern herself with the sleep
September 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
the alpha does not concern herself with the sleep
drunk footjob tonight queen?
September 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
drunk footjob tonight queen?
DONT TRY TO DRIFT A BOAT AROUND A WHIRLPOOL I JUST LOST 36 CREWMATES
August 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
DONT TRY TO DRIFT A BOAT AROUND A WHIRLPOOL I JUST LOST 36 CREWMATES
If you ever see me being manipulated by two femmes with varying degrees of malicious intent, dO NOT intervene. I’m right where I wanna be.
August 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you ever see me being manipulated by two femmes with varying degrees of malicious intent, dO NOT intervene. I’m right where I wanna be.
OH MY GOD IVE HAD THE ADULT CONTENT FILTER ON ON MY ACCOUNT THIS ENTIRE TIME I WAS WONDERING WHY I NEVER SAW TITTIES
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
OH MY GOD IVE HAD THE ADULT CONTENT FILTER ON ON MY ACCOUNT THIS ENTIRE TIME I WAS WONDERING WHY I NEVER SAW TITTIES
the divine feminine is a transfem butch lesbian stone top btw
August 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
the divine feminine is a transfem butch lesbian stone top btw
why is she called Agamemnon? she should be called Agawomemnon. stupid ass naming convention.
August 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
why is she called Agamemnon? she should be called Agawomemnon. stupid ass naming convention.
been getting really into pushups lately. anyone ever heard of those?
August 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
been getting really into pushups lately. anyone ever heard of those?
if you’re bored, or need to get your mind off of that girl you haven’t seen in over a decade, you can just do squats! nobody can stop you! just keep squatting until you stop yearning for her smile, her laugh, her lips upon your neck! my thighs look so fucking good dude!
August 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
if you’re bored, or need to get your mind off of that girl you haven’t seen in over a decade, you can just do squats! nobody can stop you! just keep squatting until you stop yearning for her smile, her laugh, her lips upon your neck! my thighs look so fucking good dude!
i hate Hellen so fucking much. i need her bouncing on it
August 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i hate Hellen so fucking much. i need her bouncing on it
I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ACCIDENTAL FLOODS WHEN A GIRL KISSES ME. THIS IS FOR MY SAFETY JUST AS MUCH AS YOURS
just curious
probably good to be above, less risk of accidental flooding that way
probably good to be above, less risk of accidental flooding that way
August 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ACCIDENTAL FLOODS WHEN A GIRL KISSES ME. THIS IS FOR MY SAFETY JUST AS MUCH AS YOURS
WHEN I FIND YOU I’M LAUNCHING YOU OUT THE TORPEDO CHUTE
WHICH OF YOU KEEPS PUTTING DEAR EVAN HANSEN ON THE SHIPS PLAYLISTS????
August 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
WHEN I FIND YOU I’M LAUNCHING YOU OUT THE TORPEDO CHUTE
WHICH OF YOU KEEPS PUTTING DEAR EVAN HANSEN ON THE SHIPS PLAYLISTS????
August 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
WHICH OF YOU KEEPS PUTTING DEAR EVAN HANSEN ON THE SHIPS PLAYLISTS????
Need a lime for that Modelo, white boy?
August 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Need a lime for that Modelo, white boy?
i wish lesbian abo was real :/
August 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i wish lesbian abo was real :/
gently nibbling the shell off an m&m and feeding it to her like a mother bird
August 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
gently nibbling the shell off an m&m and feeding it to her like a mother bird
cockpit? back in my day we called that a pitjob
August 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
cockpit? back in my day we called that a pitjob
yuri between two girls who are trans both ways
August 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
yuri between two girls who are trans both ways
getting into shenanigans is a core aspect of butchfemme
August 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
getting into shenanigans is a core aspect of butchfemme
there are in fact three types of butches: loser butches, too cool to live butches, and evil butches (OFOS)
August 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
there are in fact three types of butches: loser butches, too cool to live butches, and evil butches (OFOS)