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el
@pearlsplatoon.bsky.social
52 year old sacrificial lamb that god forgot to finish off
I have to stop getting into thi gs that are lame......
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I want the chappell roan fortnite skin so fucking bad but I don't wanna support epic games........................
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
r/malelivingspace
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
lifehack for having a cold and runny nose i like to stick a piece of tissue up my nose as if i had a nosebleed instead of blowing my nose every 3 minutes
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
is tomodachi life gonna be like 3439878 dollars cad................
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
people on spotifly are incapable of making good character playlists
January 29, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I could be drawing madohomu right now if I was unemployed orz
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
How it feels
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Telling my sister about Dan and Phil lore and now she understands why I am the way I am about them
January 26, 2026 at 8:51 AM
something wrong with me
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 PM
January 20, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Hanging out with my sister I'm the bathroom while I throw up and look at labubus in the bathroom tile #justgirlythinfs
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
My horse
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
This is literally what your fucking life is like when you have stomach issues
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i haven't gone outside in literally over a week wtf
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
isnt it so scary that someone you work with or have employed could be obsessed with 30 year old British gay men with a podcast? stay vigilant everyone
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 AM
whats the yuri equivalent of fujoing out
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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dig a fucking hole
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Watching the new dan and phil video like this the whole time
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Everyone become transgender Now
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I want french fries
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
my stomach hurts
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM