The Original PAuPer
peachesaupear.bsky.social
The Original PAuPer
@peachesaupear.bsky.social
Me: ok time to work on important job stuff

My brain: go home and make 18th century hard tack

Me: why?

My brain: crunchy
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Finished another audiobook and damn I'm gonna get a cavity from the the sweetness @jjmulder.bsky.social has put out in Changing the Game and Square to the Puck. Sometimes it's nice to just read a low-stakes instant connection story of boys just working through and feeling new emotions.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Neighbors I've never seen before just saw me grab and shake my tit while taking out the trash. Gonna be a good day. 👍🏼
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If I ever win the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs...

The signs: hiring the world's best Goofy voice impersonator to cover Sir Mix-a-Lot's Nasty Dog
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Order any digital print by the end of the week and get 1 month free sub to my OF.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Finished the sweater after like 2 years ✌🏼
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Finished the sweater after like 2 years ✌🏼
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Baby’s first SFX contacts
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why do I only ever feel true motivation to work out while I'm stuck at my job? 😫
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Still no gay sex in the gym sauna. Starting to think that might be a myth...
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Finally found something to do tonite! Wish me luck!
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This design is just begging to be used for fashion inspiration 🙌🏼
Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Chimecho has been released. It is Psychic/Steel-type
www.serebii.net
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The duality of Man
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Serebii Update: More reveals will come for Pokémon Legends: Z-A on November 19th 2025

www.serebii.net
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Feeling that dry scratchy feeling in the back of my throat so either my sinuses are acting up or I'm getting sick 🤒 and I hope it's the former bc I do NOT wanna use any more sick days so I can have my two weeks around Christmas off
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you don't like making stuff and it's not bc you're depressed, wtf is wrong with you? Like for real, get help.
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Found the platonic ideal of an onion today. Feeling truly bless-ed.
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Good morning... but at what cost?
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My brother-in-law's parents made ai images of my niece for her bday party 🤮
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Gay Halloween costume idea: full body camo with a dildo strap-on and a bottle of poppers hanging from the belt.

A "head" hunter!
a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Tried the sauna at the gym today. Significantly less gay sex than I expected.
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Yaass Queen
October 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Eat the rich except for Jacinthe, she can stay
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM