Hearse Whisperer
@pbrunson.bsky.social
Dad to 3 boys, Far-Left Liberal, Ally, AF vet, Cybersecurity 20+ years.
I'm not nice & I curse a lot because we live in serious times. Sorry, not sorry.
"...all enemies, foreign and domestic"
Signal: No_sunshine_patriots.76
I'm not nice & I curse a lot because we live in serious times. Sorry, not sorry.
"...all enemies, foreign and domestic"
Signal: No_sunshine_patriots.76
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@pbrunson.bsky.social
· Feb 21
For when Washington, Oregon, and California join Canada as their 11th, 12th, and 13th Provinces
So tired of AI slop and typos. 🤦♂️
This is obviously meant to be, “How many bottles of wine are in a glass?”
This is obviously meant to be, “How many bottles of wine are in a glass?”
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
So tired of AI slop and typos. 🤦♂️
This is obviously meant to be, “How many bottles of wine are in a glass?”
This is obviously meant to be, “How many bottles of wine are in a glass?”
Goddammit, people! *NO ONE* believes he’s going to send troops to every single voting station across the country. But don’t downplay the threat. He doesn’t need to ‘nationalize elections’, doesn’t need to send troops to all the polling places. So what is the threat and why is it so serious?
/1
/1
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Goddammit, people! *NO ONE* believes he’s going to send troops to every single voting station across the country. But don’t downplay the threat. He doesn’t need to ‘nationalize elections’, doesn’t need to send troops to all the polling places. So what is the threat and why is it so serious?
/1
/1
What do the Epstein files and Melanie's movie have in common?
No one will ever see them.
No one will ever see them.
January 29, 2026 at 5:20 PM
What do the Epstein files and Melanie's movie have in common?
No one will ever see them.
No one will ever see them.
Glad to see Samson from 28 Years Later has a role in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Glad to see Samson from 28 Years Later has a role in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
I’ll die on this hill: In the first half, *ALWAYS* kick the fg.
(If you’re down 3 scores, then maybe going for it on 4th down is situationally ok)
(If you’re down 3 scores, then maybe going for it on 4th down is situationally ok)
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I’ll die on this hill: In the first half, *ALWAYS* kick the fg.
(If you’re down 3 scores, then maybe going for it on 4th down is situationally ok)
(If you’re down 3 scores, then maybe going for it on 4th down is situationally ok)
Every single one is a fucking traitor and an enemy of democracy. Being primaried is the nicest thing that should happen to them.
DHS spending bill passed 220-207
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Every single one is a fucking traitor and an enemy of democracy. Being primaried is the nicest thing that should happen to them.
We all know how this ends. Let’s get on with it, then.
![Screenshot of a post by Nick Schifrin (@nickschifrin) on X/Twitter. The post reads:
“NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
‘Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT’”
At the bottom of the screenshot: “8:31 PM · Jan 18, 2026 · 25.6K Views.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjc7mkotpenvhh6ffewkdpyn/bafkreidksjuj7yrvabefolz3tgep5cwvyiyutv6w5fahfm344p7eq2jzzq@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 AM
We all know how this ends. Let’s get on with it, then.
What’s this world coming to when you can’t even wish you could punch a racist asshole anymore?
This is the guy who needs to be throat punched:
www.reddit.com/r/securitygu...
This is the guy who needs to be throat punched:
www.reddit.com/r/securitygu...
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
What’s this world coming to when you can’t even wish you could punch a racist asshole anymore?
This is the guy who needs to be throat punched:
www.reddit.com/r/securitygu...
This is the guy who needs to be throat punched:
www.reddit.com/r/securitygu...
Has the “Left” had a single real leader since MLK? Anyone who was out front, leading, calling on citizens to ACTUALLY join them in real, active opposition and defiance of the “right”?
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Has the “Left” had a single real leader since MLK? Anyone who was out front, leading, calling on citizens to ACTUALLY join them in real, active opposition and defiance of the “right”?
America is so right wing that supporting what are normal policies in any other democratic country, is considered radical here.
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
America is so right wing that supporting what are normal policies in any other democratic country, is considered radical here.
Just your daily (hourly) reminder that ACAB.
Bodycam footage of Seattle Police saying they are going in “guns blazing” and “fuck people up” at a peaceful protest.
www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/...
Bodycam footage of Seattle Police saying they are going in “guns blazing” and “fuck people up” at a peaceful protest.
www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/...
From the Seattle community on Reddit: SPD officer Matthew Didier says cops were at Cal Anderson Park protest to “f*** people up”
Explore this post and more from the Seattle community
www.reddit.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Just your daily (hourly) reminder that ACAB.
Bodycam footage of Seattle Police saying they are going in “guns blazing” and “fuck people up” at a peaceful protest.
www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/...
Bodycam footage of Seattle Police saying they are going in “guns blazing” and “fuck people up” at a peaceful protest.
www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/...
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
2026 is going to be one of the worst years in American history.
Us: Where are the Epstein files!?
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an invasion of Venezuela
Us: WTF!? No, you can’t do that!
Trump: Fuck you! I’m doing it to Greenland next
Us: Jesus, no! Stop. You can’t attack a NATO ally!
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an ICE thug murdering an innocent person
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an invasion of Venezuela
Us: WTF!? No, you can’t do that!
Trump: Fuck you! I’m doing it to Greenland next
Us: Jesus, no! Stop. You can’t attack a NATO ally!
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an ICE thug murdering an innocent person
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
2026 is going to be one of the worst years in American history.
Us: Where are the Epstein files!?
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an invasion of Venezuela
Us: WTF!? No, you can’t do that!
Trump: Fuck you! I’m doing it to Greenland next
Us: Jesus, no! Stop. You can’t attack a NATO ally!
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an ICE thug murdering an innocent person
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an invasion of Venezuela
Us: WTF!? No, you can’t do that!
Trump: Fuck you! I’m doing it to Greenland next
Us: Jesus, no! Stop. You can’t attack a NATO ally!
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an ICE thug murdering an innocent person
January 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Us: Where are the Epstein files!?
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an invasion of Venezuela
Us: WTF!? No, you can’t do that!
Trump: Fuck you! I’m doing it to Greenland next
Us: Jesus, no! Stop. You can’t attack a NATO ally!
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an ICE thug murdering an innocent person
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an invasion of Venezuela
Us: WTF!? No, you can’t do that!
Trump: Fuck you! I’m doing it to Greenland next
Us: Jesus, no! Stop. You can’t attack a NATO ally!
Trump: Fuck you! Here’s an ICE thug murdering an innocent person
How TF are you supposed to get any work done when we’re literally threatening war against a NATO ally??
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
How TF are you supposed to get any work done when we’re literally threatening war against a NATO ally??
Never forget:
GOP = Gang of Pedophiles
GOP = Gang of Pedophiles
January 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Never forget:
GOP = Gang of Pedophiles
GOP = Gang of Pedophiles
Is this a good omen when your feed has consecutive posts like this?
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Is this a good omen when your feed has consecutive posts like this?
So if Maduro is acquitted, do we send him back to Venezuela to be president again?
/s for the trolls and slower folks
/s for the trolls and slower folks
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
So if Maduro is acquitted, do we send him back to Venezuela to be president again?
/s for the trolls and slower folks
/s for the trolls and slower folks
People will do anything to alleviate their anxiety.
Except deal with the real cause.
Except deal with the real cause.
December 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
People will do anything to alleviate their anxiety.
Except deal with the real cause.
Except deal with the real cause.
Right now there’s a guy in the Chief’s organization thinking about the team they could put together with the draft picks and savings from trading Mahomes.
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Right now there’s a guy in the Chief’s organization thinking about the team they could put together with the draft picks and savings from trading Mahomes.
Incredible Snake Mimics Spider to Hunt Birds (watch till the end) #shorts
YouTube video by Geeky Facts
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December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How the fuck does a naval armada “completely surround” a country that isn’t an island?
We have the biggest moron to ever breath (through his stupid mouth) for president.
We have the biggest moron to ever breath (through his stupid mouth) for president.
December 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
How the fuck does a naval armada “completely surround” a country that isn’t an island?
We have the biggest moron to ever breath (through his stupid mouth) for president.
We have the biggest moron to ever breath (through his stupid mouth) for president.
Does anything do worse at its sole job than perforations?
December 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Does anything do worse at its sole job than perforations?
Re-watching Mad Men, just started the first episode, and it makes you wonder how many men religiously smoked cigarettes for the sole purpose of covering up the smell of liquor and other women when they got home?
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Re-watching Mad Men, just started the first episode, and it makes you wonder how many men religiously smoked cigarettes for the sole purpose of covering up the smell of liquor and other women when they got home?
@homedepotofficial.bsky.social You can fuck all the way off with your feel-good #FIFA commercials.
Until you publicly denounce #ICE and #CBP and stop them from using your parking lots to target minorities you’ll be boycotted.
Until you publicly denounce #ICE and #CBP and stop them from using your parking lots to target minorities you’ll be boycotted.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
@homedepotofficial.bsky.social You can fuck all the way off with your feel-good #FIFA commercials.
Until you publicly denounce #ICE and #CBP and stop them from using your parking lots to target minorities you’ll be boycotted.
Until you publicly denounce #ICE and #CBP and stop them from using your parking lots to target minorities you’ll be boycotted.