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Ollie with the Commissions Open
@pbjplatypus.bsky.social
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🔞 18+ ONLY | Platypus Furry | Pansexual | Polyamorous | Nudist | Nonbinary | 33y | Cartoon Character In Real | banned from birdsite for suggesting we as a community kill Ron Desantis
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Ollie with the Commissions Open @pbjplatypus.bsky.social · 28d
This was initially going to be a thread about how to immortalize Nyx as a magic card, so I could still play with her for forever, but it kind of just... Turned into a summary of her little quirks and personality traits, as opposed to being an analysis of how those would translate into mtg mechanics.
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josie.zone
I will go to my GRAVE cackling over this Marlon Brando anecdote

Please engrave it on my tombstone
FIRST MET MARLON BRANDO IN 1983, when I was thirteen. I had dated his daughter Rebecca for about half an hour, but we'd stayed friends and spent a lot of time together watching basic cable, eating chili burgers and making the occasional trip to Dis-neyland. One day we were sitting in the den in front of MTV when she said, "Turn it down. I think my dad's coming." "How do you know?" I asked. "I just do." I noticed that the tropical fish were no longer swimming but idling. There was the slow, heavy slap of bare feet on tile in the hallway. I scooted over on the sofa. A bear of a man lumbered in, wearing only a Japanese robe. He plunked himself down between us. I stared. I couldn't help it. It was Marlon fucking Brando. After a few moments of listening to him rip into MTV - he was imagining the shallow internal monologues of people such as Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon and Dexy's Midnight Runners - he cured to me and said, "You know, you have a very wide antenna, a large anten-na. Most people hide their antennas, but yours is very active, very open." What could I say but "thanks"? Only, he wasn't through: "I'm not really sure, bur my gut feeling is that you're a homosexual. Am I right?" He wasn't, but his massive frame and intimidating cadence caused me to fearfully answer, "Yes." Yanking a pen from his pocket, Brando asked me to draw him a picture on a linen napkin. I complied. He took the drawing, looked at it for two minutes and then mur-tered, "Paul Klee, do you know him?" "Yes," I replied. He nodded meaningfully and left the room without another word.
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Spent a good portion of my shift listening to jazz and now I feel all sophisticated and cool
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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leahmcelrath.bsky.social
Guys, guys—I found a Superb Owl that is also a Super Bowl!!!
[photo of a pottery bowl with the stylized face of an owl] Columbia River region, Washington or Oregon Owl Effigy Bowl, Pre-contact
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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kokytea.bsky.social
Gave this artwork a bit of more cleaning and fixing, now on csp!

#furryart #furryartist
Mother nature dragon art, sitting on a forest (she's gigantic)
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Can't wait for the weather to warm up so I can go outside naked. Would love to find somewhere other than White Tail to do it tho
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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gatorpond.bsky.social
can't stop thinking about this local street art i stumbled across today
picture of a black streetlight post with a skeleton drawn on it in silver sharpie. the skeleton is doing a fancy little shuffle step. beneath it are the words "YOU CANNOT PICKPOCKET A NAKED MAN"
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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thwillartz.bsky.social
Were 🐺
February 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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sorayanadiamcdonald.com
so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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baphypaws.bsky.social
Hourly Comic Day!

I am Between Fursonas so I will be represented by some kinda floppy eared dog thing
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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remulle.bsky.social
A Jory!
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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tenzingart.bsky.social
“Don’t worry. There's no one around”
September 16, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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purplecider.bsky.social
what the hell
another sona drawing
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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chiitan.love
There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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yellowlusterboi.bsky.social
Nightlight

For @rrerrptile.bsky.social and @angrykobold.bsky.social !
A kobold and alligator are cuddled up naked together on a bed with the glow of the moonlit sky illuminating the two. The kobold rests himself on his side with his small left hand over the alligator's large belly and the right wrapped around him. The alligator gently grasps the kobold to his side, wrapping a pillow around his other arm. Etri the alligator belongs to RambunctiousReptilee , and Anko the kobold belongs to AngryKobold
March 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Gaze upon my tummy
A white hairy bearded person with a round tummy sitting naked in bed
February 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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ceej.online
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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bufffox.bsky.social
Capwolf
#fanart
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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tolariancommunitycollege.com
Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.

Trans rights are human rights.

When we gather together, we can make Magic.
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
lol. lmao. lmfao. rotflmao and lollercopters and roflwaffles, even.
brockwilbur.bsky.social Brock Wilbur @brockwilbur.bsky.social · 2d
"From Shinedown to Ludacris" is the new "From sea to shining sea"
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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bibiblossoms.bsky.social
Happy Black History Month!

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

These carbon fiber foldable walking sticks are lightweight and strong. You can fit them in a bag! And they come in 3 great patterns!!!

Store: Bibipins.com
Carbon fiber foldable walking stick
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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badrobbiestudio.bsky.social
Dragon dad 🐉 seems very happy to see you 😈💪💦

Done for @/DrakeAfterDark
February 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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lazysnout.bsky.social
Backshots from a big guy that goes “Ope! Lemme just squeeze right in ya”
February 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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daviss.org
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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vincentledvina.bsky.social
The aurora last night in Beaver, Alaska was just incredible. This is a real-time video (not sped up) of the crazy motion I saw. Also, look how BRIGHT it is, wow!
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM