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Ollie with the Commissions Open
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🔞 18+ ONLY | Platypus Furry | Pansexual | Polyamorous | Nudist | Nonbinary | 33y | Cartoon Character In Real | banned from birdsite for suggesting we as a community kill Ron Desantis
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Ollie with the Commissions Open @pbjplatypus.bsky.social · Jan 12
This was initially going to be a thread about how to immortalize Nyx as a magic card, so I could still play with her for forever, but it kind of just... Turned into a summary of her little quirks and personality traits, as opposed to being an analysis of how those would translate into mtg mechanics.
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
I've been working on a "smallfolk" deck, primarily focusing on kithkin, but also featuring halflings, gnomes, and rabbits! It's also got a strong pastoral aesthetic. I'm loving it so far, and I have a fair chunk of it!
archidekt.com/decks/19080016
Smallfolk • (Selesnya Commander deck) • Archidekt
Brigid, Clachan's Heart // Brigid, Doun's Mind - Commander deck Kithkin • Tokens (1) Commander • (8) Artifact • (28) Creature • (11) Enchantment • (5) Instant • (37) Land • (1) Planeswalker • (9) So...
archidekt.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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tikibear.bsky.social
This week went off the rails fast so here’s a throwback on a thirsty thong Thursday! In the pink valentine 😉
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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anommyself.bsky.social
More of the fairy
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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furstreet.com
I've been c-captured by some e-evil robot mad scientist! Nnn-noooo! T-tickling!! Eeeeeeeee!!

Evil but adorable scene brought to you by @drlux.bsky.social !!
#male #egger #chipmunk #feet #foot #sole #soles #toe #tickle #tickling #tickled #feather #robot #hands #stuck #trapped #cock #dick #cum
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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lorenull.bsky.social
after 5 years new icon....
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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buckytheliyote.bsky.social
CAKE
POP
DEMON HUNTERS
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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corgilegs.pizza
Oops I forgot to post this morning but HELLO from @getoutthefloat.com !!! I will be here tomorrow and Saturday, come squeak at me!!
Corgilegs crafts half table Artist alley display
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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snackhorse.bsky.social
she's shy 💜
April 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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feybdl.bsky.social
It’s time I shared what some has described as “my finest work” with all of you.

#shibari #bondage #inanimate
The book of monmon tied up with blue ropes, suspended from a hotel lamp.
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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beefkakke.bsky.social
Mr. piranha from the bad guys 🥭🍑
December 22, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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daarclaw.bsky.social
Rem
#Deadlock #Rem #fanart
January 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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kihu.club
"D-did you just say I smell good? But I'm all sweaty from these hot engines!" Bashful rhino space mechanic for GrowltigerJSM on Twitter.

View on Twitter: twitter.com/KihuBlue/sta... View on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/976027...
View on Telegram: t.me/kihucommissi...
February 1, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Been REALLY... Distracted lately. Anyone wanna help? 👀
A white, hairy person holding their cock
February 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Been REALLY... Distracted lately. Anyone wanna help? 👀
A white, hairy person holding their cock
February 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
I'm so goddamn tired of being in pain
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Wading into a cool forest river during a hot summer day...
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Sometimes I think about how the Avatar: the Last Airbender pilot had the Avatar State primarily be a self-preservation mechanism, so Aang jumped off a cliff or something to force activate it to fight Zuko
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Gaze upon my tummy
A white hairy bearded person with a round tummy sitting naked in bed
February 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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josie.zone
I will go to my GRAVE cackling over this Marlon Brando anecdote

Please engrave it on my tombstone
FIRST MET MARLON BRANDO IN 1983, when I was thirteen. I had dated his daughter Rebecca for about half an hour, but we'd stayed friends and spent a lot of time together watching basic cable, eating chili burgers and making the occasional trip to Dis-neyland. One day we were sitting in the den in front of MTV when she said, "Turn it down. I think my dad's coming." "How do you know?" I asked. "I just do." I noticed that the tropical fish were no longer swimming but idling. There was the slow, heavy slap of bare feet on tile in the hallway. I scooted over on the sofa. A bear of a man lumbered in, wearing only a Japanese robe. He plunked himself down between us. I stared. I couldn't help it. It was Marlon fucking Brando. After a few moments of listening to him rip into MTV - he was imagining the shallow internal monologues of people such as Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon and Dexy's Midnight Runners - he cured to me and said, "You know, you have a very wide antenna, a large anten-na. Most people hide their antennas, but yours is very active, very open." What could I say but "thanks"? Only, he wasn't through: "I'm not really sure, bur my gut feeling is that you're a homosexual. Am I right?" He wasn't, but his massive frame and intimidating cadence caused me to fearfully answer, "Yes." Yanking a pen from his pocket, Brando asked me to draw him a picture on a linen napkin. I complied. He took the drawing, looked at it for two minutes and then mur-tered, "Paul Klee, do you know him?" "Yes," I replied. He nodded meaningfully and left the room without another word.
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Spent a good portion of my shift listening to jazz and now I feel all sophisticated and cool
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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leahmcelrath.bsky.social
Guys, guys—I found a Superb Owl that is also a Super Bowl!!!
[photo of a pottery bowl with the stylized face of an owl] Columbia River region, Washington or Oregon Owl Effigy Bowl, Pre-contact
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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kokytea.bsky.social
Gave this artwork a bit of more cleaning and fixing, now on csp!

#furryart #furryartist
Mother nature dragon art, sitting on a forest (she's gigantic)
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Can't wait for the weather to warm up so I can go outside naked. Would love to find somewhere other than White Tail to do it tho
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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gatorpond.bsky.social
can't stop thinking about this local street art i stumbled across today
picture of a black streetlight post with a skeleton drawn on it in silver sharpie. the skeleton is doing a fancy little shuffle step. beneath it are the words "YOU CANNOT PICKPOCKET A NAKED MAN"
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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thwillartz.bsky.social
Were 🐺
February 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM