Tiger King Diamond 🐅👑💎🤘
@paulsaysthings.bsky.social
neck romancer. old junk aesthetic.
dont buy Starbucks? yeah dude we stopped over the Israel stuff like a year ago why did you start going back in the first place??
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
dont buy Starbucks? yeah dude we stopped over the Israel stuff like a year ago why did you start going back in the first place??
I raw dogged social anxiety totally sober last night everyone clap
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I raw dogged social anxiety totally sober last night everyone clap
white people copped saying "ahh" in place of ass like over night
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
white people copped saying "ahh" in place of ass like over night
brooke: they're listening to deftones in the kitchen
me: yeah that's a line cook-ass band
me: yeah that's a line cook-ass band
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
brooke: they're listening to deftones in the kitchen
me: yeah that's a line cook-ass band
me: yeah that's a line cook-ass band
nothing funnier than searching "gym" and seeing all the lame shit other people put on their playlists
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
nothing funnier than searching "gym" and seeing all the lame shit other people put on their playlists
dysmorphia from comparing yourself to your bitmoji
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
dysmorphia from comparing yourself to your bitmoji
Baby Norman Reedus, Norman Feedus
October 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Baby Norman Reedus, Norman Feedus
wait, what if its nine 1 inch nails...
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
wait, what if its nine 1 inch nails...
when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to (good, bully him)
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to (good, bully him)
dawg I'm so mad I'm about to cancel family events for the rest of the year
September 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
dawg I'm so mad I'm about to cancel family events for the rest of the year
I mean... this is why I logged in today....
September 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I mean... this is why I logged in today....
I hate shopping mens clothes. everything only fits into 3 categories:
dumb teen
working out
golf dad
dumb teen
working out
golf dad
August 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I hate shopping mens clothes. everything only fits into 3 categories:
dumb teen
working out
golf dad
dumb teen
working out
golf dad
second one was so much easier
@ all the people in my life that have said tattoos don't hurt, or compared it to something minor- YALL FUCKIN LYING THST SHIT WAS ASS!!!
August 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
second one was so much easier
uhhhh does dragonball super ever get good? I'm 18 eps in and this fucking sucks.
August 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
uhhhh does dragonball super ever get good? I'm 18 eps in and this fucking sucks.
my new phone is so much smaller and sleek I'm like ooo my cunty lil mobile
August 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
my new phone is so much smaller and sleek I'm like ooo my cunty lil mobile
i'm convinced that bath and body works has one specific base scent that is in every one of their products
August 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i'm convinced that bath and body works has one specific base scent that is in every one of their products
henlo from nu fone
August 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
henlo from nu fone
my coffee total was $6.64 even though I'm wearing a deicide shirt. satan isn't real
August 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
my coffee total was $6.64 even though I'm wearing a deicide shirt. satan isn't real
the internet was such a simpler place pre-covid
July 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the internet was such a simpler place pre-covid
me with one tattoo that I did not even take lightly when I see someone else with also only one tattoo but smaller than mine
July 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
me with one tattoo that I did not even take lightly when I see someone else with also only one tattoo but smaller than mine
hi kids im blasting this to my socials today have a good weekend sweetie
July 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
hi kids im blasting this to my socials today have a good weekend sweetie
@ all the people in my life that have said tattoos don't hurt, or compared it to something minor- YALL FUCKIN LYING THST SHIT WAS ASS!!!
July 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
@ all the people in my life that have said tattoos don't hurt, or compared it to something minor- YALL FUCKIN LYING THST SHIT WAS ASS!!!
WFH means the dogs are now emotional support animals instead of home arrest prisoners
July 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
WFH means the dogs are now emotional support animals instead of home arrest prisoners
I'm glad I didn't live through the 80s I couldn't imagine every single band I like getting a keyboard and start sucking ass at the same time
June 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm glad I didn't live through the 80s I couldn't imagine every single band I like getting a keyboard and start sucking ass at the same time
my band, Goo Pisser
June 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
my band, Goo Pisser