Paul Eric Morris
@paulmorris.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Graphic Designer / Web Developer. I 🖤 techno + tech house. Horror movie addict. Armchair archaeologist. Professional hermit. Canadian 🇨🇦
View from the 30th floor is looking a little apocalyptic
January 25, 2026 at 6:26 PM
View from the 30th floor is looking a little apocalyptic
Uh oh it’s escalating! Some people are big mad. I mean it’s happened a couple times in the past 5 years in Texas so you’d think they’d be prepared by now 🤷♂️
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Uh oh it’s escalating! Some people are big mad. I mean it’s happened a couple times in the past 5 years in Texas so you’d think they’d be prepared by now 🤷♂️
The Ghoul attempting to un-impale himself wasn’t something I was planning on seeing this evening #fallout
a man with a skull painted on his face is wearing a cowboy hat and holding a gun
ALT: a man with a skull painted on his face is wearing a cowboy hat and holding a gun
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:45 AM
The Ghoul attempting to un-impale himself wasn’t something I was planning on seeing this evening #fallout
Geez the southern states do not have a sense of humour 😂
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Geez the southern states do not have a sense of humour 😂
I forgot how much traction you can get shitposting on garbage social media like Threads 😆
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I forgot how much traction you can get shitposting on garbage social media like Threads 😆
Timeline cleanser
Or is it? That stare looks cursed
Or is it? That stare looks cursed
January 23, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Timeline cleanser
Or is it? That stare looks cursed
Or is it? That stare looks cursed
Me watching Americans panic over a few inches of snow
January 23, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Me watching Americans panic over a few inches of snow
This mushroom gives everyone the same weirdly specific hallucinations of tiny elves 🧝😂
I can't tell you how tempted I am to try this. What if it's only revealing reality?
www.bbc.com/future/artic...
I can't tell you how tempted I am to try this. What if it's only revealing reality?
www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This mushroom gives everyone the same weirdly specific hallucinations of tiny elves 🧝😂
I can't tell you how tempted I am to try this. What if it's only revealing reality?
www.bbc.com/future/artic...
I can't tell you how tempted I am to try this. What if it's only revealing reality?
www.bbc.com/future/artic...
Reposted by Paul Eric Morris
Stay safe this weekend 🥶
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Stay safe this weekend 🥶
Woe is me. I’m on a liquid diet again after getting my braces adjusted.
At least it’s an excuse to eat more ice cream 🍦
At least it’s an excuse to eat more ice cream 🍦
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is making a funny face
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Woe is me. I’m on a liquid diet again after getting my braces adjusted.
At least it’s an excuse to eat more ice cream 🍦
At least it’s an excuse to eat more ice cream 🍦
Anyone lose their hamster?
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Anyone lose their hamster?
My bank offered to lend me $10000 at 0% interest to put into retirement savings… wut? This seems suspicious
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
My bank offered to lend me $10000 at 0% interest to put into retirement savings… wut? This seems suspicious
This is so hilarious. This fascist goblin got rescued by a black dude, a car driven by trans, and a nurse in a hijab!
He claims he's a Christian but doesn't think God was trying to tell him something?
youtu.be/jjGZuiKfhqU?...
He claims he's a Christian but doesn't think God was trying to tell him something?
youtu.be/jjGZuiKfhqU?...
Fascist Provocateur’s Pro-ICE Rally Backfires BADLY—Protesters Run Him Out of Town
YouTube video by The Humanist Report
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This is so hilarious. This fascist goblin got rescued by a black dude, a car driven by trans, and a nurse in a hijab!
He claims he's a Christian but doesn't think God was trying to tell him something?
youtu.be/jjGZuiKfhqU?...
He claims he's a Christian but doesn't think God was trying to tell him something?
youtu.be/jjGZuiKfhqU?...
This is the first time a flyer ever worked on me!
Must be getting old
Must be getting old
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
This is the first time a flyer ever worked on me!
Must be getting old
Must be getting old
Ever since I clicked on a South Korean hamster video the algorithm started suggesting the most random ads from China.
😂 I think I'm gonna buy one of these. Does anyone have extra lawn space I can put it on?
😂 I think I'm gonna buy one of these. Does anyone have extra lawn space I can put it on?
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Ever since I clicked on a South Korean hamster video the algorithm started suggesting the most random ads from China.
😂 I think I'm gonna buy one of these. Does anyone have extra lawn space I can put it on?
😂 I think I'm gonna buy one of these. Does anyone have extra lawn space I can put it on?
Threads is so messed up. Not least because a reply I made on a post that has 1 comment, got thousands of likes, but my reply isn’t even funny or interesting like my usual slappers 😂🤨
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Threads is so messed up. Not least because a reply I made on a post that has 1 comment, got thousands of likes, but my reply isn’t even funny or interesting like my usual slappers 😂🤨
Designed for second class citizens by a mess of contractors, subcontractors and politicians with car brain #ttc @mayoroliviachow.ca
youtu.be/Qjp7hqXgInI?...
youtu.be/Qjp7hqXgInI?...
How can a NEW Transit Line be THIS BAD!? (Finch West LRT)
YouTube video by Not Just Bikes
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Designed for second class citizens by a mess of contractors, subcontractors and politicians with car brain #ttc @mayoroliviachow.ca
youtu.be/Qjp7hqXgInI?...
youtu.be/Qjp7hqXgInI?...
Life is so good! I found a store that still has egg nog.
I think I’m the only person buying it because every few days I go back and the only carton gone is the one I bought 😂
I think I’m the only person buying it because every few days I go back and the only carton gone is the one I bought 😂
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Life is so good! I found a store that still has egg nog.
I think I’m the only person buying it because every few days I go back and the only carton gone is the one I bought 😂
I think I’m the only person buying it because every few days I go back and the only carton gone is the one I bought 😂
This is noise pollution 😂
#StreetMusic
#StreetMusic
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This is noise pollution 😂
#StreetMusic
#StreetMusic
You *have* to be nice to Karoline Leavitt, okay?! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
You *have* to be nice to Karoline Leavitt, okay?! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
We have some big problems here
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We have some big problems here