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@paulmontgomery.bsky.social
Founder of FanFooty - https://www.fanfooty.com.au
Now working on a game called Mr Football, a cross between Marvel Strike Force and Blood Bowl for Australian Rules football. Coming to mobile and desktop this year. - https://www.ticklemonster.com.au
Now working on a game called Mr Football, a cross between Marvel Strike Force and Blood Bowl for Australian Rules football. Coming to mobile and desktop this year. - https://www.ticklemonster.com.au
idly dreaming of moving back to the country where I grew up, instead of inner west next to an industrial dust bowl that triggers my allergies. Bendigo or Ballarat?
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
idly dreaming of moving back to the country where I grew up, instead of inner west next to an industrial dust bowl that triggers my allergies. Bendigo or Ballarat?
Feels wrong that it’s 11:18am on the day of the first test of the summer and play isn’t due to start for another two hours. #eastcoastbias #ashes
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Feels wrong that it’s 11:18am on the day of the first test of the summer and play isn’t due to start for another two hours. #eastcoastbias #ashes
As a member of Gen X, I am calling it… the Simpsons sideburns gag is officially lame. Way overused, and just cringe these days.
Stay tuned for further updates.
Stay tuned for further updates.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
As a member of Gen X, I am calling it… the Simpsons sideburns gag is officially lame. Way overused, and just cringe these days.
Stay tuned for further updates.
Stay tuned for further updates.
Yesterday was the 21st anniversary of starting development on my web site FanFooty. A serendipitous combination of timing, hard yakka and fanatical devotion to the Pope.
I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Yesterday was the 21st anniversary of starting development on my web site FanFooty. A serendipitous combination of timing, hard yakka and fanatical devotion to the Pope.
I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
I shall now live-skeet my first attempt at cooking Australian wagyu
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I shall now live-skeet my first attempt at cooking Australian wagyu
having fun thinking up nicknames for AFL footballers who don’t yet have nicknames #mrfootball
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
having fun thinking up nicknames for AFL footballers who don’t yet have nicknames #mrfootball
Latest Redbridge poll has Libs 24% primary and One Nation 18%.
Hilarious areas if One Nation starts outpolling Libs. ON is a clownshow with execrable candidate screening and zero party discipline. Can’t be taken seriously as official opposition.
Pollsters must figure how to poll for Teals. #auspol
Hilarious areas if One Nation starts outpolling Libs. ON is a clownshow with execrable candidate screening and zero party discipline. Can’t be taken seriously as official opposition.
Pollsters must figure how to poll for Teals. #auspol
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Latest Redbridge poll has Libs 24% primary and One Nation 18%.
Hilarious areas if One Nation starts outpolling Libs. ON is a clownshow with execrable candidate screening and zero party discipline. Can’t be taken seriously as official opposition.
Pollsters must figure how to poll for Teals. #auspol
Hilarious areas if One Nation starts outpolling Libs. ON is a clownshow with execrable candidate screening and zero party discipline. Can’t be taken seriously as official opposition.
Pollsters must figure how to poll for Teals. #auspol
Won the national league in Squiggle Football so I got that going for me
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Won the national league in Squiggle Football so I got that going for me
thinking of starting a skiffle band called Pin Pad Prompts
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
thinking of starting a skiffle band called Pin Pad Prompts
Day four of withdrawal from Vyvanse… over the daytime nap phase, recently increased dose of depression drugs seem to have offset the ⚫️🐕🦺 aspect. Pretty good result so far, all things considered. #adhd
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Day four of withdrawal from Vyvanse… over the daytime nap phase, recently increased dose of depression drugs seem to have offset the ⚫️🐕🦺 aspect. Pretty good result so far, all things considered. #adhd
ran into one of those drunks who asks you probing questions about why you aren’t having fun at the party you are both at so now I am sitting in the car
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
ran into one of those drunks who asks you probing questions about why you aren’t having fun at the party you are both at so now I am sitting in the car
Parenting win: introduced the kids (8 & 11) to the Book Of Mormon stage show soundtrack.
Now I can walk into the lounge room and declare “IIiIiIiiII have maggots in my scrooOoOootum” and they will laugh with me this time
Now I can walk into the lounge room and declare “IIiIiIiiII have maggots in my scrooOoOootum” and they will laugh with me this time
October 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Parenting win: introduced the kids (8 & 11) to the Book Of Mormon stage show soundtrack.
Now I can walk into the lounge room and declare “IIiIiIiiII have maggots in my scrooOoOootum” and they will laugh with me this time
Now I can walk into the lounge room and declare “IIiIiIiiII have maggots in my scrooOoOootum” and they will laugh with me this time
Went down to the local nerd store to talk to a nerd.
1700 nicker for a new rig with GFx card extra, he quotes. 20 cores and 20 threads equals 40 cores, he says. Cor lumme, I says. 💸
1700 nicker for a new rig with GFx card extra, he quotes. 20 cores and 20 threads equals 40 cores, he says. Cor lumme, I says. 💸
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Went down to the local nerd store to talk to a nerd.
1700 nicker for a new rig with GFx card extra, he quotes. 20 cores and 20 threads equals 40 cores, he says. Cor lumme, I says. 💸
1700 nicker for a new rig with GFx card extra, he quotes. 20 cores and 20 threads equals 40 cores, he says. Cor lumme, I says. 💸
Woke at 5am today in the middle of a dream where I was on Footy Classified with Hutchy and Caro which was being broadcast live from a moving Z-class tram for some reason. Caro was quite nice.
October 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Woke at 5am today in the middle of a dream where I was on Footy Classified with Hutchy and Caro which was being broadcast live from a moving Z-class tram for some reason. Caro was quite nice.
This is like Australian podcasters releasing a dozen five-minute clips alongside their 80-minute-long podcast to juke the stats.
Taylor Swift has released more than two dozen variants of “The Life Of A Showgirl.”
Taylor Swift Just Broke An Album Sales Record Adele Held For A Decade
Taylor Swift has released more than two dozen variants of “The Life Of A Showgirl.”
www.forbes.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is like Australian podcasters releasing a dozen five-minute clips alongside their 80-minute-long podcast to juke the stats.
Doc upped my #depression meds so now my downers are battling with my #ADHD uppers on a daily equilibrium rollercoaster, I am like war-ravaged Portland up in here
October 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Doc upped my #depression meds so now my downers are battling with my #ADHD uppers on a daily equilibrium rollercoaster, I am like war-ravaged Portland up in here
Me, in car: *puts on Wood Face by Crowded House*
8yo daughter: Can we skip, like, everything?
Me: 😢
8yo daughter: Can we skip, like, everything?
Me: 😢
October 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me, in car: *puts on Wood Face by Crowded House*
8yo daughter: Can we skip, like, everything?
Me: 😢
8yo daughter: Can we skip, like, everything?
Me: 😢
A #gamedev bugbear of mine: games which use dark red text on dark backgrounds to signify a shortfall. Very hard to see! This is from KoF AFK, but many others do it. 😡
October 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A #gamedev bugbear of mine: games which use dark red text on dark backgrounds to signify a shortfall. Very hard to see! This is from KoF AFK, but many others do it. 😡