Paul Franzen
@paulmfranzen.bsky.social
Indie game developer (Cat President 1+2, Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved the World, Too Many Santas +more). Head boy at http://oharock.bsky.social. Views are my own. He/him.
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I don't mean to brag, but I made the 7,752nd game of all time.
what a relief
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
what a relief
didn't think I could still be surprised by this, but the president openly calling for the execution of politicians is...the world we live in now I guess
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
didn't think I could still be surprised by this, but the president openly calling for the execution of politicians is...the world we live in now I guess
don't stet me bro
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
don't stet me bro
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Hey! I'm doing mini holiday blogs on the site every day through Xmas, if you're into that sort of thing. Read and check back: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/christmas-countdown/
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey! I'm doing mini holiday blogs on the site every day through Xmas, if you're into that sort of thing. Read and check back: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/christmas-countdown/
please stop messaging me, the only reason Cat President 3 wasn't nominated is because it isn't out next. next year!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
please stop messaging me, the only reason Cat President 3 wasn't nominated is because it isn't out next. next year!!!!
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Computer game history, and a bonus butt.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Computer game history, and a bonus butt.
"not dishwasher safe" listen buddy I'm not either but I climb in there every day just like everyone else
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"not dishwasher safe" listen buddy I'm not either but I climb in there every day just like everyone else
pov: brief confusion while looking up instructions for cooking meatloaf
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
pov: brief confusion while looking up instructions for cooking meatloaf
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
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Hegseth has powerful "can't grow a beard" energy.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hegseth has powerful "can't grow a beard" energy.
the school cannot possibly be called shiz, can someone please get the actors the regular script
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
the school cannot possibly be called shiz, can someone please get the actors the regular script
christopher lloyd was 28 when back to the future was filmed
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
christopher lloyd was 28 when back to the future was filmed
can they just stop messing around and make Sweet Patch Kids already
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
can they just stop messing around and make Sweet Patch Kids already
@acefangirl.bsky.social welcome to old!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@acefangirl.bsky.social welcome to old!!!
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The new issue of ChoiceBeat: The #VisualNovel and #InteractiveFiction Zine is out!
SO MUCH STUFF!
Long Live the Queen
Ladykiller in a Bind
ChoiceScript
Videotome
Hypercard
MORE!
Read: www.flipsnack.com/choicebeat/c...
Download: choicebeat.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/c...
#indiegame #narrativegame
SO MUCH STUFF!
Long Live the Queen
Ladykiller in a Bind
ChoiceScript
Videotome
Hypercard
MORE!
Read: www.flipsnack.com/choicebeat/c...
Download: choicebeat.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/c...
#indiegame #narrativegame
October 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The new issue of ChoiceBeat: The #VisualNovel and #InteractiveFiction Zine is out!
SO MUCH STUFF!
Long Live the Queen
Ladykiller in a Bind
ChoiceScript
Videotome
Hypercard
MORE!
Read: www.flipsnack.com/choicebeat/c...
Download: choicebeat.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/c...
#indiegame #narrativegame
SO MUCH STUFF!
Long Live the Queen
Ladykiller in a Bind
ChoiceScript
Videotome
Hypercard
MORE!
Read: www.flipsnack.com/choicebeat/c...
Download: choicebeat.wordpress.com/2025/10/28/c...
#indiegame #narrativegame
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I love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYP...
Day of the Tentacle | Intro remake | Blender
YouTube video by Daniel Fritsche (3DF)
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYP...
gotta start a new Steam account now, I finished this one
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
gotta start a new Steam account now, I finished this one
(teaching kids what the word finesse means)
"it's something you're good at, like your brother plays videogames with finesse, or you make crafts with finesse."
"and you have finesse with..........(long pause) wanting a Virtual Boy!!"
"it's something you're good at, like your brother plays videogames with finesse, or you make crafts with finesse."
"and you have finesse with..........(long pause) wanting a Virtual Boy!!"
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
(teaching kids what the word finesse means)
"it's something you're good at, like your brother plays videogames with finesse, or you make crafts with finesse."
"and you have finesse with..........(long pause) wanting a Virtual Boy!!"
"it's something you're good at, like your brother plays videogames with finesse, or you make crafts with finesse."
"and you have finesse with..........(long pause) wanting a Virtual Boy!!"
Reposted by Paul Franzen
I want shorter games with shorter graphics made by people who are shorter to work shorter and I’m not shorter
October 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I want shorter games with shorter graphics made by people who are shorter to work shorter and I’m not shorter
oops i pushed the button. wishlist Cat President: 3rd-Rate Candidate on Steam now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...
Cat President: 3rd-Rate Candidate on Steam
Six cats. One presidency. Zero qualifications.
store.steampowered.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
oops i pushed the button. wishlist Cat President: 3rd-Rate Candidate on Steam now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...
this change would be huge for the crew of the sea cucumber
Doing some long-overdue cleanup on the English language this morning… "Carcinogenic" is now "cancerogenic." "Floor" is now "foor," the opposite of "roof." Complementary colors rhyme (red/gred, orange/blorange)
October 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
this change would be huge for the crew of the sea cucumber
me (hoping nobody else wants some tea): does anyone else want some tea
October 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
me (hoping nobody else wants some tea): does anyone else want some tea
just remember it's christmas somewhere ❄️❄️
October 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
just remember it's christmas somewhere ❄️❄️
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Happy THE END DAY! Mark your schedules (click notification) for one of our best Crystalis stream ideas yet!
youtube.com/watch?v=WHlY...
youtube.com/watch?v=WHlY...
GameCola's The END DAY 2025 Crystalis Oops! All Hacks
YouTube video by GCDotNet
m.youtube.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Happy THE END DAY! Mark your schedules (click notification) for one of our best Crystalis stream ideas yet!
youtube.com/watch?v=WHlY...
youtube.com/watch?v=WHlY...
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whoa it's a glimpse of the future! And by the future I mean "the only new transmissions emerging from this planet 100 years from now will sound more or less like this"
TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work
October 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
whoa it's a glimpse of the future! And by the future I mean "the only new transmissions emerging from this planet 100 years from now will sound more or less like this"