Paul
@paulmcj.bsky.social
Scouser. PhD. Bit (lot) of a mouthy twat. Red 'til I'm dead.
Just watched MOTD. Impressed with the pettiness of Sunderland's scoreboard showing Newcastle as Visitors. Needs to become standard for every derby from now on. So much attention paid to Woltemade's stupendous oggie that I didn't even know there was an outbreak of handbags until I saw the highlights.
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Just watched MOTD. Impressed with the pettiness of Sunderland's scoreboard showing Newcastle as Visitors. Needs to become standard for every derby from now on. So much attention paid to Woltemade's stupendous oggie that I didn't even know there was an outbreak of handbags until I saw the highlights.
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About fucking time. Get in.
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
About fucking time. Get in.
We. Need. To. Score. Another. Goal.
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We. Need. To. Score. Another. Goal.
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A Guinness World Record for cutaways to the bench could be set today 😅
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A Guinness World Record for cutaways to the bench could be set today 😅
Just got to watch yesterday's match. Proper old school European game of footy, that. Good win exactly when we needed it. Curtis and Szobo immense, Bradley and Wirtz ramped up the pressure when they came on.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Just got to watch yesterday's match. Proper old school European game of footy, that. Good win exactly when we needed it. Curtis and Szobo immense, Bradley and Wirtz ramped up the pressure when they came on.
VAR inconsistent again. Clyne should have a penalty there given it was the same same foul that van Dijk was penalized for earlier this season. On a side note, how on earth is Clyne still playing?
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
VAR inconsistent again. Clyne should have a penalty there given it was the same same foul that van Dijk was penalized for earlier this season. On a side note, how on earth is Clyne still playing?
Wondering how many LFC fans backing Mo for his interview were celebrating when Ronaldo pulled the same shit with Utd a few seasons back?
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Wondering how many LFC fans backing Mo for his interview were celebrating when Ronaldo pulled the same shit with Utd a few seasons back?
Amidst all the fallout from Mo's bollocks, I think we need a new captain. Virg is showing no signs of being able to pull us out of this. Hendo would have been bollocking people all over the pitch this season while Virg just throws his arms up in the air and shrugs his shoulders - even when he's the
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Amidst all the fallout from Mo's bollocks, I think we need a new captain. Virg is showing no signs of being able to pull us out of this. Hendo would have been bollocking people all over the pitch this season while Virg just throws his arms up in the air and shrugs his shoulders - even when he's the
Unless he was promised that he'll play every game even if he's stinking the pitch out, he needs to wind his neck in and esrn his 400k per week. Guess we're about to see what Slot's made of - start him, keep him on the bench, or leave him out altogether...
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Unless he was promised that he'll play every game even if he's stinking the pitch out, he needs to wind his neck in and esrn his 400k per week. Guess we're about to see what Slot's made of - start him, keep him on the bench, or leave him out altogether...
If those Mo quotes are real, then thanks for everything but off you pop. Could have fought to get back in the side but threw a strop instead. No player is bigger than the club. Seriously hope he's been misquoted.
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If those Mo quotes are real, then thanks for everything but off you pop. Could have fought to get back in the side but threw a strop instead. No player is bigger than the club. Seriously hope he's been misquoted.
Honestly think we need two new CBs in January.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Honestly think we need two new CBs in January.
Our set piece coach is obviously phoning it in. Needs binning.
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Our set piece coach is obviously phoning it in. Needs binning.
Why did we sell Quansah again?
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why did we sell Quansah again?
I like Farke, but fuck that dude.
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I like Farke, but fuck that dude.
Don't even sell him. Just give him away in a Christmas Raffle.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Don't even sell him. Just give him away in a Christmas Raffle.
Was fully expecting them to invent a new law of physics to rule that one out.
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Was fully expecting them to invent a new law of physics to rule that one out.