Paul Granese
@paulgranese.bsky.social
This ain’t my first day at the spaghetti factory
instagram.com/paulgranese
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Happy to announce that I’ve teamed up with the @notflyers.bsky.social to create a limited edition design- this shirt will be available on Dec. 3rd vs the Sabres! Tickets available here:
www.gofevo.com/event/Artist...
www.gofevo.com/event/Artist...
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Happy to announce that I’ve teamed up with the @notflyers.bsky.social to create a limited edition design- this shirt will be available on Dec. 3rd vs the Sabres! Tickets available here:
www.gofevo.com/event/Artist...
www.gofevo.com/event/Artist...
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Why don’t parents name their kids shit like “Ebeneezer” or “Ichabod” anymore
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why don’t parents name their kids shit like “Ebeneezer” or “Ichabod” anymore
We ordered pizza for dinner, but when we got to the pizza place to pick it up, someone had gotten stabbed and we couldn’t go in to get our pizza. They locked the doors. That’s all I have to say on the matter
September 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We ordered pizza for dinner, but when we got to the pizza place to pick it up, someone had gotten stabbed and we couldn’t go in to get our pizza. They locked the doors. That’s all I have to say on the matter
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I’m cut my apples in the pool
September 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m cut my apples in the pool
Nothing like a good honk shoo
August 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Nothing like a good honk shoo
My wife @need2eep.bsky.social took this pic of me. It might look as though my cat farted on me, but in reality it was ME who did the fart!
August 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife @need2eep.bsky.social took this pic of me. It might look as though my cat farted on me, but in reality it was ME who did the fart!
Do any of you guys dip your twizzlers in the pool? Or is it just me
July 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Do any of you guys dip your twizzlers in the pool? Or is it just me
Design reference from a client
July 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Design reference from a client
Why are so many people walking around wearing Buc-ee’s shirts now? Did I miss something?
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Why are so many people walking around wearing Buc-ee’s shirts now? Did I miss something?
Super excited to announce that I’ve teamed up with #Surfside to create a vibrant poster that pays tribute to the greatest city on earth! Limited edition 18x24” prints available now on their webstore
store.statesidevodka.com/collections/...
store.statesidevodka.com/collections/...
May 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Super excited to announce that I’ve teamed up with #Surfside to create a vibrant poster that pays tribute to the greatest city on earth! Limited edition 18x24” prints available now on their webstore
store.statesidevodka.com/collections/...
store.statesidevodka.com/collections/...
It would make more sense if it was a silhouette of a guy smoking a cig
May 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It would make more sense if it was a silhouette of a guy smoking a cig
They got the dad from Even Stevens doing snoring strip ads. smh
March 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They got the dad from Even Stevens doing snoring strip ads. smh
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Marchand wheels Konecny out
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Marchand wheels Konecny out
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Bluebirds!! New construction, .5sq/ft, private entrance, gorgeous views, no HOA. Now showing to new tenants!!
February 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Bluebirds!! New construction, .5sq/ft, private entrance, gorgeous views, no HOA. Now showing to new tenants!!
🎵 Fly Elgses Fly 🎵
Go Birbs www.crackedbellphl.com
Go Birbs www.crackedbellphl.com
January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
🎵 Fly Elgses Fly 🎵
Go Birbs www.crackedbellphl.com
Go Birbs www.crackedbellphl.com
A new way of holding onions
December 7, 2024 at 6:50 AM
A new way of holding onions
Septa shirts are restocked in all sizes! pgranese.com
December 3, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Septa shirts are restocked in all sizes! pgranese.com
Great I guess I have to sleep in the living room tonight
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Great I guess I have to sleep in the living room tonight
Totally forgot to post here, but I’ve been having a sale over on my webstore! If you’re in need of some Philly related gifts for friends or family (or need to treat yourself):
pgranese.com
pgranese.com
November 29, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Totally forgot to post here, but I’ve been having a sale over on my webstore! If you’re in need of some Philly related gifts for friends or family (or need to treat yourself):
pgranese.com
pgranese.com
The digestive problems of the elderly are their cross to bear
November 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
The digestive problems of the elderly are their cross to bear
My design skills peaked in 2016
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 PM
My design skills peaked in 2016