Paul “the amazing” Armstrong
@paul24fps.bsky.social
Deranged Leftist.
I don’t have ADD, I can stare out a window for hours.
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I don’t have ADD, I can stare out a window for hours.
#Phantom highspeed camera on the #Sisu robot arm, bagged and ready for whatever they throw at us.
#Film #Filmmaking #Sisurobotics #Cinema
#Film #Filmmaking #Sisurobotics #Cinema
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 PM
#Phantom highspeed camera on the #Sisu robot arm, bagged and ready for whatever they throw at us.
#Film #Filmmaking #Sisurobotics #Cinema
#Film #Filmmaking #Sisurobotics #Cinema
“You see, I am a witch”
“I thought witches were ugly”
“Only bad witches are ugly. So are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
“Fuck you, Glinda”
#Oz #Witches #Wicked #WizardOfOz #Dorothy
“I thought witches were ugly”
“Only bad witches are ugly. So are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
“Fuck you, Glinda”
#Oz #Witches #Wicked #WizardOfOz #Dorothy
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
“You see, I am a witch”
“I thought witches were ugly”
“Only bad witches are ugly. So are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
“Fuck you, Glinda”
#Oz #Witches #Wicked #WizardOfOz #Dorothy
“I thought witches were ugly”
“Only bad witches are ugly. So are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
“Fuck you, Glinda”
#Oz #Witches #Wicked #WizardOfOz #Dorothy
Trump has Obama Derangement Syndrome. Jealous of:
Intelligent, classy, educated wife
Nobel Peace Prize
Good Looks
Killer Bod
Respect Earned without bribes/threats
Hair
Naturally good complexion.
Lucidity
Lack of Rape Convictions
Herpes Free
Knows Alphabet
Boxers, not Depends
#Obama #Trump #Whore
Intelligent, classy, educated wife
Nobel Peace Prize
Good Looks
Killer Bod
Respect Earned without bribes/threats
Hair
Naturally good complexion.
Lucidity
Lack of Rape Convictions
Herpes Free
Knows Alphabet
Boxers, not Depends
#Obama #Trump #Whore
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I can’t believe I’m in a country ruled by toadieism, anecdotal evidence, and gut feelings—
—Me, 100 years ago and every decade since.
#America
—Me, 100 years ago and every decade since.
#America
January 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I can’t believe I’m in a country ruled by toadieism, anecdotal evidence, and gut feelings—
—Me, 100 years ago and every decade since.
#America
—Me, 100 years ago and every decade since.
#America
People then: When the Cops start killing white women Republicans will take the Police brutality issue seriously.
People now: Guess not.
People now: Guess not.
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
People then: When the Cops start killing white women Republicans will take the Police brutality issue seriously.
People now: Guess not.
People now: Guess not.
If you win an Emmy, Golden Globe and an Oscar, you have an EGGO.
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If you win an Emmy, Golden Globe and an Oscar, you have an EGGO.
When I die, don’t bury or cremate me, just grind me up into clickbait like Bob Weir.
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
When I die, don’t bury or cremate me, just grind me up into clickbait like Bob Weir.
160 pages into The Brothers Karamazov and I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I soldier on….
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
160 pages into The Brothers Karamazov and I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I soldier on….
Still the funniest weather bulletin I’ve ever seen.
#Blooper #Television #Commercials #weatherBulletin
#Blooper #Television #Commercials #weatherBulletin
January 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Still the funniest weather bulletin I’ve ever seen.
#Blooper #Television #Commercials #weatherBulletin
#Blooper #Television #Commercials #weatherBulletin
I don’t mind being used but I hate being manipulated.
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I don’t mind being used but I hate being manipulated.
Sharp shooters shoot sharp in their sharp suits.
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Sharp shooters shoot sharp in their sharp suits.
I love your dog.
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I love your dog.
Trump has syphilitic dementia.
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Trump has syphilitic dementia.
In 1979 after the Iranian revolution my family fled Ireland because they were not good at geography.
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
In 1979 after the Iranian revolution my family fled Ireland because they were not good at geography.
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The only 21st century slang I’ve been on board with is “totes ma goats” and it’s fucking dead. And it was soooo on fleek.
#Slang #NoJustice
#Slang #NoJustice
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The only 21st century slang I’ve been on board with is “totes ma goats” and it’s fucking dead. And it was soooo on fleek.
#Slang #NoJustice
#Slang #NoJustice
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM