Paul “the amazing” Armstrong
@paul24fps.bsky.social
We’re not so different, you and I.
Tom Brady spent a lot of money to let a rescue dog die.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tom Brady spent a lot of money to let a rescue dog die.
When I was a kid my parents sent me to Space Camp. I learned about Feng Shui and nothing else.
#SpaceCamp #FengShui
#SpaceCamp #FengShui
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When I was a kid my parents sent me to Space Camp. I learned about Feng Shui and nothing else.
#SpaceCamp #FengShui
#SpaceCamp #FengShui
IN THE FUTURE—Serious crimes will be punishable by Ray Guns
Misdemeanors will be punished by Ray Fines
#Pun #RalphFiennes #GetIt?#OkSoItWasntFunny #Future #FutureShock #Justice #DrunkWhenIWroteThis #WhoLikesFries
Misdemeanors will be punished by Ray Fines
#Pun #RalphFiennes #GetIt?#OkSoItWasntFunny #Future #FutureShock #Justice #DrunkWhenIWroteThis #WhoLikesFries
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
IN THE FUTURE—Serious crimes will be punishable by Ray Guns
Misdemeanors will be punished by Ray Fines
#Pun #RalphFiennes #GetIt?#OkSoItWasntFunny #Future #FutureShock #Justice #DrunkWhenIWroteThis #WhoLikesFries
Misdemeanors will be punished by Ray Fines
#Pun #RalphFiennes #GetIt?#OkSoItWasntFunny #Future #FutureShock #Justice #DrunkWhenIWroteThis #WhoLikesFries
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I use hemlock to poison my enemies because it’s organic and of the earth, and you know that can’t be bad.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I use hemlock to poison my enemies because it’s organic and of the earth, and you know that can’t be bad.
After Halloween trad:: Pumpkin Burn
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
After Halloween trad:: Pumpkin Burn
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When the #threeStooges came back as #Zombies I quickly dispatched #LarryFine and #CurlyHoward with an icepick but my wife was hesitant to kill the last #Stooge . When I asked her why, she said "I'm just a girl who can't slay #Moe ."
#ZombieApocalypse #Oklahoma #MoeHoward
#ZombieApocalypse #Oklahoma #MoeHoward
June 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When the #threeStooges came back as #Zombies I quickly dispatched #LarryFine and #CurlyHoward with an icepick but my wife was hesitant to kill the last #Stooge . When I asked her why, she said "I'm just a girl who can't slay #Moe ."
#ZombieApocalypse #Oklahoma #MoeHoward
#ZombieApocalypse #Oklahoma #MoeHoward
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A #Breastaraunt called Cooters thats equal parts Camel Toes and old guys still angry about Pearl Harbor.
June 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A #Breastaraunt called Cooters thats equal parts Camel Toes and old guys still angry about Pearl Harbor.
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Shot on #16mm in 1999, we retransfered and recut it this year for your viewing pleasure!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7d2...
#WesternSwing #Retro #ModernCountry #RetroMusicVideo #TexasMusic #DallasMusic
m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7d2...
#WesternSwing #Retro #ModernCountry #RetroMusicVideo #TexasMusic #DallasMusic
Cowboys & Indians: Leaving For Good
YouTube video by Reverend Brando
m.youtube.com
June 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Shot on #16mm in 1999, we retransfered and recut it this year for your viewing pleasure!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7d2...
#WesternSwing #Retro #ModernCountry #RetroMusicVideo #TexasMusic #DallasMusic
m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7d2...
#WesternSwing #Retro #ModernCountry #RetroMusicVideo #TexasMusic #DallasMusic
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The first time I heard the expression #GivingCunt I thought
“ #ShelSilverstein , you’ve done it again!”
“ #ShelSilverstein , you’ve done it again!”
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The first time I heard the expression #GivingCunt I thought
“ #ShelSilverstein , you’ve done it again!”
“ #ShelSilverstein , you’ve done it again!”
Nobody is scrappy anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Nobody is scrappy anymore.
“Fluff it with a fork” is good technique for cous-cous, not so much for pornography.
#food #cuisine #love #andreaTrue
#food #cuisine #love #andreaTrue
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Fluff it with a fork” is good technique for cous-cous, not so much for pornography.
#food #cuisine #love #andreaTrue
#food #cuisine #love #andreaTrue
A while back while watching a sunset in the park, my wife and I met a nice couple who were interesting, educated, cosmopolitan, engaging, likeable, and fun. We all sat in the warm spring air and had a good time watching the sunset
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We're terrified that we might run into them again.
#introvert
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We're terrified that we might run into them again.
#introvert
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A while back while watching a sunset in the park, my wife and I met a nice couple who were interesting, educated, cosmopolitan, engaging, likeable, and fun. We all sat in the warm spring air and had a good time watching the sunset
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We're terrified that we might run into them again.
#introvert
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We're terrified that we might run into them again.
#introvert
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m glad my 1st wave feminist mom died before anyone described her as cunty.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m glad my 1st wave feminist mom died before anyone described her as cunty.
The country is run by people who still eat off of the children’s menu.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The country is run by people who still eat off of the children’s menu.
Hemmingway? fuck yeah! I love novels without adverbs!
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hemmingway? fuck yeah! I love novels without adverbs!
You don’t have to say MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH. Marky Mark Implies the Funky Bunch
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You don’t have to say MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH. Marky Mark Implies the Funky Bunch
BOO! Ghost beer!
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
BOO! Ghost beer!
The scariest movie ever made? Scary Movie. its right there in the title.
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The scariest movie ever made? Scary Movie. its right there in the title.
Under the wire.
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Under the wire.
Challenge: take a bowling ball to the top of the Empire State Building.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Challenge: take a bowling ball to the top of the Empire State Building.