This dog can make all the noise in the world but let me sigh too loud

You’re upset because someone is questioning your mothering skills, but you’re willing to get back to your son later than normal because you don’t want to send 47 minutes in coach.

1+1 may equal 2 but what do I know??

Lisa is becoming insufferable #rhoslc

I post for all the Bravo girlies 🥰

First Saturday in a while where I can just read and stay quiet

That white man is gonna be able to say he beat Mike Tyson

Please don’t try to be funny!

Netflix charged all this extra money, added ads and still can’t get it together. BROKE

It’s midnight and this fight still isn’t on!

And then he said that his wife’s brother BEGGED their parents to let him come for Thanksgiving. And in a Thanksgiving Miracle, his wife’s parents relented & allowed to come to Thanksgiving Dinner…and eat on the porch. And from that day till our last day, we will tell this tale every November…

Omg 😂😂

Twitter was empty as hell this morning. Everyone really left 🥲

I can talk to myself over here too