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Woke up to no hot water in our apartment. Happy Friday the 13th! 🤗
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Woke up to no hot water in our apartment. Happy Friday the 13th! 🤗
It’s finally warm enough to run outside again! 😍
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
It’s finally warm enough to run outside again! 😍
Bonus hit today, and it’s got me feeling boujee AF 🤑
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
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February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Bonus hit today, and it’s got me feeling boujee AF 🤑
5 months til the wedding! Lifting routine going well, but very over the treadmill 😵💫
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
5 months til the wedding! Lifting routine going well, but very over the treadmill 😵💫
I just got a Partiful notification that someone has a crush on me, and I’ve never been so stressed in my life 😳
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I just got a Partiful notification that someone has a crush on me, and I’ve never been so stressed in my life 😳
My hot dentist stood me up, and I got stuck seeing his (female) partner instead 😢
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
My hot dentist stood me up, and I got stuck seeing his (female) partner instead 😢
New jacket lowkey giving Flasher trench coat vibes
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
New jacket lowkey giving Flasher trench coat vibes
I dropped my phone in a toilet in January 2017, so I don’t have any pics from 2016 on my phone 🥲
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I dropped my phone in a toilet in January 2017, so I don’t have any pics from 2016 on my phone 🥲
If you follow-up on an email in less than 24 hrs, I can promise you that it will now take me even longer to respond to you. 🙄
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If you follow-up on an email in less than 24 hrs, I can promise you that it will now take me even longer to respond to you. 🙄
I’m having a Bad Hair Day, but also a Good Butt Day? I’ll call it a win 🤷🏼♂️
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I’m having a Bad Hair Day, but also a Good Butt Day? I’ll call it a win 🤷🏼♂️
Having a dog that doesn’t bark is great until he can’t wake you up at night and has an accident in your living room instead 💩
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Having a dog that doesn’t bark is great until he can’t wake you up at night and has an accident in your living room instead 💩
7 months til our wedding! Posting this here to hold myself accountable to my fitness/diet plan 🙃
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
7 months til our wedding! Posting this here to hold myself accountable to my fitness/diet plan 🙃
The wedding diet starts… on Monday. 🙃
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The wedding diet starts… on Monday. 🙃
My New Year’s Resolutions are:
1) Lift 4-5x per week
2) Uncover @bostongayboy.bsky.social ‘s true identity
3) ⬇️ more often
1) Lift 4-5x per week
2) Uncover @bostongayboy.bsky.social ‘s true identity
3) ⬇️ more often
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
My New Year’s Resolutions are:
1) Lift 4-5x per week
2) Uncover @bostongayboy.bsky.social ‘s true identity
3) ⬇️ more often
1) Lift 4-5x per week
2) Uncover @bostongayboy.bsky.social ‘s true identity
3) ⬇️ more often
Happy New Year!!
From me and @duncanbwell.bsky.social 😁
From me and @duncanbwell.bsky.social 😁
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Happy New Year!!
From me and @duncanbwell.bsky.social 😁
From me and @duncanbwell.bsky.social 😁
We love a drunk Instagram Ad purchase 🙂↕️🦊
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We love a drunk Instagram Ad purchase 🙂↕️🦊
Okay, but Shane Hollander’s dad tho? 🫦
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Okay, but Shane Hollander’s dad tho? 🫦
‘Twas the night before Christmas… 🎅🏼
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
‘Twas the night before Christmas… 🎅🏼
“Patty the Elf, what’s your favorite liquor?” Twink me, c. 2013
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Patty the Elf, what’s your favorite liquor?” Twink me, c. 2013
I was today years old when I learned that the Kansas City Chiefs are based out of Missouri and not…Kansas. 🙃
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I was today years old when I learned that the Kansas City Chiefs are based out of Missouri and not…Kansas. 🙃
Couples who repost each other’s stories… y? 🤔
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Couples who repost each other’s stories… y? 🤔
Happy Holidays from me and my favorite ornament
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Happy Holidays from me and my favorite ornament