Patrick Southern
@patricksouthern.bsky.social
J.D. @wakeforest.bsky.social, undergrad at @westvirginiau.bsky.social. Former sportswriter. West Virginian turned North Carolinian. Fan of BBQ, Tottenham Hotspur, and the Oxford comma.
lmao what is Narduzzi smoking?
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
lmao what is Narduzzi smoking?
Pitt moneyline was +120 prior to kickoff. It’s -3000 at the end of the first quarter. That’s an exceptional level of ass kicking.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Pitt moneyline was +120 prior to kickoff. It’s -3000 at the end of the first quarter. That’s an exceptional level of ass kicking.
Haynes King point shaving?
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Haynes King point shaving?
Marcus Caldeira just had one of the most unbelievable individual performances I’ve seen in soccer, and capped it off with a jaw dropping solo effort golden goal for a hat trick … West Virginia men should have been dead to rites multiple times and Caldeira just took over.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Marcus Caldeira just had one of the most unbelievable individual performances I’ve seen in soccer, and capped it off with a jaw dropping solo effort golden goal for a hat trick … West Virginia men should have been dead to rites multiple times and Caldeira just took over.
absolutely love Wake Forest rubbing Carolina’s nose in it after that needless timeout with a garbage time TD
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
absolutely love Wake Forest rubbing Carolina’s nose in it after that needless timeout with a garbage time TD
tough taking this one when there were so many blown chances … but these last four games have shown how good Rich is. so obviously limited in talent, and they’ve gone 2-2 with both losses being close, valiant efforts. evaluate talent against Texas Tech, then go load up for 2026.
we coming.
we coming.
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
tough taking this one when there were so many blown chances … but these last four games have shown how good Rich is. so obviously limited in talent, and they’ve gone 2-2 with both losses being close, valiant efforts. evaluate talent against Texas Tech, then go load up for 2026.
we coming.
we coming.
OH MY GODDDD
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
OH MY GODDDD
Beating a top 15 team is cool. Beating a top 15 team when you literally couldn’t make a substitution for the whole second half because your entire bench got ejected … that’s badass. Well done, West Virginia women’s hoops.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Beating a top 15 team is cool. Beating a top 15 team when you literally couldn’t make a substitution for the whole second half because your entire bench got ejected … that’s badass. Well done, West Virginia women’s hoops.
West Virginia on its fourth coach in the last four seasons is bad, but Pitt keeping Jeff Capel for those same four seasons may be worse.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
West Virginia on its fourth coach in the last four seasons is bad, but Pitt keeping Jeff Capel for those same four seasons may be worse.
that is one of the most insane catches in the history of this sport
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that is one of the most insane catches in the history of this sport
Just mind-blowing that this stat is real. These have been some lean years.
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just mind-blowing that this stat is real. These have been some lean years.
holy shit this officiating crew should be fired directly into the sun
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
holy shit this officiating crew should be fired directly into the sun
Indiana is so damn impressive
October 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Indiana is so damn impressive
this 3:30 window is maybe the most delicious, perfect window of college football I’ve ever gotten to enjoy
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
this 3:30 window is maybe the most delicious, perfect window of college football I’ve ever gotten to enjoy
lmao how did maybe the worst West Virginia team of my life beat Pitt
October 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
lmao how did maybe the worst West Virginia team of my life beat Pitt
Well that was fucking satisfying as hell
September 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Well that was fucking satisfying as hell
Man it’s gonna be a long and frustrating year having a legitimately good defense and a D-II offense.
September 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Man it’s gonna be a long and frustrating year having a legitimately good defense and a D-II offense.
Overheard in a hotel lobby, as a TV plays in the background: “And what is College GameDay? Is it like some *special* game of the week?”
Remarkable to hear in San Francisco, so close to Cal’s campus — the heart of ACC country.
Remarkable to hear in San Francisco, so close to Cal’s campus — the heart of ACC country.
September 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Overheard in a hotel lobby, as a TV plays in the background: “And what is College GameDay? Is it like some *special* game of the week?”
Remarkable to hear in San Francisco, so close to Cal’s campus — the heart of ACC country.
Remarkable to hear in San Francisco, so close to Cal’s campus — the heart of ACC country.
a muffed punt, a botched pitch, looks like the turnovers are also *Dublin* … amiright?
August 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
a muffed punt, a botched pitch, looks like the turnovers are also *Dublin* … amiright?
the best sport
August 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the best sport
Richarlison’s second goal led to my first “jump scare my wife by suddenly yelling at my television on a Saturday morning” in a while — yes, Spurs are back. #COYS
August 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Richarlison’s second goal led to my first “jump scare my wife by suddenly yelling at my television on a Saturday morning” in a while — yes, Spurs are back. #COYS