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Patrick Laffoon
@patricklaffoon.bsky.social
screenwriter. game writer. actor. improviser. VO casting. DEFINITELY NOT A HUMAN-SIZED MECH BEING PILOTED BY A RAT. he/him

www.patricklaffoon.com
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Check out our award-winning short film AND THEN that we shot in Japan back in 2021. Starring Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social and Rina Hoshino, directed by Ravenna Tran @ravennatran.bsky.social: www.youtube.com/watch?v=poVN...
AND THEN - A Tokyo Escapist Romance
YouTube video by Ravenna Tran
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Red-tailed hawk doing some hunting on the Universal Studios lot today 🪶
October 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Tilly Norwood is on the same flight as me sitting in first class but she’s getting escorted off for spitting on a flight attendant
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
omg just saw Tilly Norwood harassing staff at Nobu, like woah literally throwing sake
October 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
RIP Dr. Jane Goodall, a truly incredible mind. Met her when we had her in to record an episode of The Simpsons and she was an absolute delight. Thanks for everything, Dr. Goodall.
October 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Disgusting. Trader Joe’s had stacks of warm ground turkey just sitting out on the floor!
September 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Plane rides are just hidden loading screens. Unless you’re Tom Cruise. Then they’re a QTE.
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My improv team Crowbar is hosting a show tomorrow night! Come have a few laughs with us and the hilarious folks on Gusher, Toon Town, and Sea Hag: partiful.com/e/xIfaMyHEI5...
RSVP to Happy Hour with CROWBAR | Partiful
"Happy Hour with CROWBAR" is a fun-filled night of improv comedy, featuring Crowbar, Gusher, Toon Town, and Sea Hag. And it's absolutely FREE! Doors open at 7:30pm and the show starts at 8:00pm. Some...
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August 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me, cuddling my kitten, who is desperately trying to squirm away to go play:

“This is your lot in life and you will accept it. Thank you for your interest in your freedom.”
August 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just read an on-this-day-in-history factoid that said in 1868 Helium was observed for the first time. Then I said out loud "Good for you, Helium."

That's how I'm doing, how are you?
August 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The more I look at the word "fruit" the more fucked up I think its spelling is.
August 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Check out our award-winning short film AND THEN that we shot in Japan back in 2021. Starring Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social and Rina Hoshino, directed by Ravenna Tran @ravennatran.bsky.social: www.youtube.com/watch?v=poVN...
AND THEN - A Tokyo Escapist Romance
YouTube video by Ravenna Tran
www.youtube.com
June 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Does giving an adult cat some kitten food make them feel as amazing as I do when I eat SpaghettiOs
June 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If Elden Ring: Nightreign matchmaking isn’t working for you try finger but hole
May 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Good. Again, why is art the main play for AI? Go do something people don’t want to do.
May 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Game idea: MBA Jam
May 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Kids these days will never know the pain of nailing your shin with a skip-it
May 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Excited for the first group playtest of my hybrid TTRPG today! Let’s just say I designed a game about the little things…
a girl in a red dress is holding a green stick in her hand
ALT: a girl in a red dress is holding a green stick in her hand
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May 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tech question for y’all: we have a new kitten that is a ball of nonstop energy. How do we activate sleep mode?
May 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Watching Conclave and pretending they’re wizards
May 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What was once a dream becomes a backstory.
May 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me, nervous, watching the lead up to the reveal of the new pope:

“I wonder if it’s me…”
May 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I heard if you take a selfie and ask ChatGPT to “create an exact replica of this image, don’t change a thing” 666 times, you can actually look upon a demon that desires your soul. And it will look right back…
May 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Every time a CEO starts talking AI it reminds me of that episode of The Office where Michael learns he’ll get a bonus if he returns the surplus to corporate instead of spending it on his employees. It’s such obvious greed it’s comical.
April 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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praying that clair obscur is successful for all the wrong reasons: i need a new type of weeb but for france
April 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You know you're not a main character if you don't snap necklaces and amulets off your neck with a single yank.
April 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM