Patois Beckett
@patoisbeckett.bsky.social
he/him, multi-fandom, long-time lurker & occasional writer
“thanks, buttercup!”
“thanks, buttercup!”
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She's so pretty😍😍😍😍
@sophiesstreet.bsky.social
@sophiesstreet.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
She's so pretty😍😍😍😍
@sophiesstreet.bsky.social
@sophiesstreet.bsky.social
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 20 ✨
Christmas was getting dangerously close, and she still hadn’t bought gifts for most of her friends. She was the worst friend alive.
Christmas was getting dangerously close, and she still hadn’t bought gifts for most of her friends. She was the worst friend alive.
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 20 ✨
Christmas was getting dangerously close, and she still hadn’t bought gifts for most of her friends. She was the worst friend alive.
Christmas was getting dangerously close, and she still hadn’t bought gifts for most of her friends. She was the worst friend alive.
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Secret Santa 🎅🏼
Reveal 8: Never Have I Ever for @tnkrnn.bsky.social
AO3: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Reveal 8: Never Have I Ever for @tnkrnn.bsky.social
AO3: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Secret Santa 🎅🏼
Reveal 8: Never Have I Ever for @tnkrnn.bsky.social
AO3: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Reveal 8: Never Have I Ever for @tnkrnn.bsky.social
AO3: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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Very thankful to be included in this last Dhr Advent. 🥰 #dramione
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Very thankful to be included in this last Dhr Advent. 🥰 #dramione
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 19 ✨
TW: NSFW
As they stumbled out of the Floo, still a little tipsy, Hermione barely had time to catch her breath before Draco pressed her back against the wall, kissing her like he’d been holding it in all night.
TW: NSFW
As they stumbled out of the Floo, still a little tipsy, Hermione barely had time to catch her breath before Draco pressed her back against the wall, kissing her like he’d been holding it in all night.
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 19 ✨
TW: NSFW
As they stumbled out of the Floo, still a little tipsy, Hermione barely had time to catch her breath before Draco pressed her back against the wall, kissing her like he’d been holding it in all night.
TW: NSFW
As they stumbled out of the Floo, still a little tipsy, Hermione barely had time to catch her breath before Draco pressed her back against the wall, kissing her like he’d been holding it in all night.
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Pretty_Patchouli (archiveofourown.org/users/Pretty...) surprised me with this incredibly stunning cover for my eighth year #dramione fic Draco Malfoy’s Plan (To Fall Accidentally in Love). I’m so in love with it so I wanted to share it here!!
Draco Malfoy’s Plan: archiveofourown.org/works/688170...
Draco Malfoy’s Plan: archiveofourown.org/works/688170...
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Pretty_Patchouli (archiveofourown.org/users/Pretty...) surprised me with this incredibly stunning cover for my eighth year #dramione fic Draco Malfoy’s Plan (To Fall Accidentally in Love). I’m so in love with it so I wanted to share it here!!
Draco Malfoy’s Plan: archiveofourown.org/works/688170...
Draco Malfoy’s Plan: archiveofourown.org/works/688170...
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 18 ✨
TW: Implied NSFW
Hermione was nervous. Like, /really/ nervous. Like currently-locked-in-the-bathroom nervous.
Because the dress looked good. And that hair potion Pansy had sent her was… /magical/.
TW: Implied NSFW
Hermione was nervous. Like, /really/ nervous. Like currently-locked-in-the-bathroom nervous.
Because the dress looked good. And that hair potion Pansy had sent her was… /magical/.
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 18 ✨
TW: Implied NSFW
Hermione was nervous. Like, /really/ nervous. Like currently-locked-in-the-bathroom nervous.
Because the dress looked good. And that hair potion Pansy had sent her was… /magical/.
TW: Implied NSFW
Hermione was nervous. Like, /really/ nervous. Like currently-locked-in-the-bathroom nervous.
Because the dress looked good. And that hair potion Pansy had sent her was… /magical/.
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 17 ✨
TW: Slight NSFW at the end
At exactly eight the next morning, it wasn’t Scorpius who came to wake them, but Pansy Parkinson — closely followed by Ginny Weasley — barging into the flat.
TW: Slight NSFW at the end
At exactly eight the next morning, it wasn’t Scorpius who came to wake them, but Pansy Parkinson — closely followed by Ginny Weasley — barging into the flat.
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 17 ✨
TW: Slight NSFW at the end
At exactly eight the next morning, it wasn’t Scorpius who came to wake them, but Pansy Parkinson — closely followed by Ginny Weasley — barging into the flat.
TW: Slight NSFW at the end
At exactly eight the next morning, it wasn’t Scorpius who came to wake them, but Pansy Parkinson — closely followed by Ginny Weasley — barging into the flat.
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Thank you @charingfae.bsky.social and ThornedHuntress for organizing my favorite fest @hpdaddyknowsbest.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️ My entry this year features Dilf Draco, cinnamon roll Scorpius and Ralph Lauren model Hermione doing some last minute Christmas shopping in the snow! ❄️☃️
#dhr #dramione
#dhr #dramione
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Thank you @charingfae.bsky.social and ThornedHuntress for organizing my favorite fest @hpdaddyknowsbest.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️ My entry this year features Dilf Draco, cinnamon roll Scorpius and Ralph Lauren model Hermione doing some last minute Christmas shopping in the snow! ❄️☃️
#dhr #dramione
#dhr #dramione
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Day 14: All I Want
Ship: #Hansy
||Surprise Pregnancy|Pansmione Friendship||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy sat in a chair next to Harry on the bed. She looked around the room at St. Mungos waiting for Harry to wake up from the sedation they put him on, the Yule and-
Ship: #Hansy
||Surprise Pregnancy|Pansmione Friendship||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy sat in a chair next to Harry on the bed. She looked around the room at St. Mungos waiting for Harry to wake up from the sedation they put him on, the Yule and-
Lovelies! Ready for Christmas yet?
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Day 14: All I Want
Ship: #Hansy
||Surprise Pregnancy|Pansmione Friendship||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy sat in a chair next to Harry on the bed. She looked around the room at St. Mungos waiting for Harry to wake up from the sedation they put him on, the Yule and-
Ship: #Hansy
||Surprise Pregnancy|Pansmione Friendship||
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy sat in a chair next to Harry on the bed. She looked around the room at St. Mungos waiting for Harry to wake up from the sedation they put him on, the Yule and-
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Fun little design exercise this morning turning Ella Purnell for Cosmopolitan into Pansy for Witch Weekly!
It's all @drpansyparkinson.bsky.social fault.
#pansyparkinson
It's all @drpansyparkinson.bsky.social fault.
#pansyparkinson
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Fun little design exercise this morning turning Ella Purnell for Cosmopolitan into Pansy for Witch Weekly!
It's all @drpansyparkinson.bsky.social fault.
#pansyparkinson
It's all @drpansyparkinson.bsky.social fault.
#pansyparkinson
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#hansy
a little nsfw
His mouth was everywhere Pansy liked; tracing every childhood scar, misplaced mole or the freckles she spent years trying to cover up.
It’s like he was trying to memorize every inch of her like she was his own personal map to explore.
a little nsfw
His mouth was everywhere Pansy liked; tracing every childhood scar, misplaced mole or the freckles she spent years trying to cover up.
It’s like he was trying to memorize every inch of her like she was his own personal map to explore.
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
#hansy
a little nsfw
His mouth was everywhere Pansy liked; tracing every childhood scar, misplaced mole or the freckles she spent years trying to cover up.
It’s like he was trying to memorize every inch of her like she was his own personal map to explore.
a little nsfw
His mouth was everywhere Pansy liked; tracing every childhood scar, misplaced mole or the freckles she spent years trying to cover up.
It’s like he was trying to memorize every inch of her like she was his own personal map to explore.
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Day 15: Frost-kissed Windowpanes 💋
A collab with @/belladeexx for @hpadventprompts.bsky.social 😌 my first ever nsfw dramione art!!! 🫣
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/75850871
#dramione #HermioneGranger #dhr #DracoMalfoy
A collab with @/belladeexx for @hpadventprompts.bsky.social 😌 my first ever nsfw dramione art!!! 🫣
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/75850871
#dramione #HermioneGranger #dhr #DracoMalfoy
December 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Day 15: Frost-kissed Windowpanes 💋
A collab with @/belladeexx for @hpadventprompts.bsky.social 😌 my first ever nsfw dramione art!!! 🫣
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/75850871
#dramione #HermioneGranger #dhr #DracoMalfoy
A collab with @/belladeexx for @hpadventprompts.bsky.social 😌 my first ever nsfw dramione art!!! 🫣
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/75850871
#dramione #HermioneGranger #dhr #DracoMalfoy
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 16 ✨
The next morning, Hermione woke up wedged between Draco and Scorpius — and slightly hungover. She chose to blame Harry and Theo for that.
The next morning, Hermione woke up wedged between Draco and Scorpius — and slightly hungover. She chose to blame Harry and Theo for that.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 16 ✨
The next morning, Hermione woke up wedged between Draco and Scorpius — and slightly hungover. She chose to blame Harry and Theo for that.
The next morning, Hermione woke up wedged between Draco and Scorpius — and slightly hungover. She chose to blame Harry and Theo for that.
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December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A little Dramione with mild NSFW today.
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A little Dramione with mild NSFW today.
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 15 ✨
On Wednesday afternoon, they decided to invite their friends over for tea and Christmas cookies.
The tea very quickly turned into wine when Theo declared, “Your Muggle god would be jealous, Hermione, at how easy I make it look!”
On Wednesday afternoon, they decided to invite their friends over for tea and Christmas cookies.
The tea very quickly turned into wine when Theo declared, “Your Muggle god would be jealous, Hermione, at how easy I make it look!”
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 15 ✨
On Wednesday afternoon, they decided to invite their friends over for tea and Christmas cookies.
The tea very quickly turned into wine when Theo declared, “Your Muggle god would be jealous, Hermione, at how easy I make it look!”
On Wednesday afternoon, they decided to invite their friends over for tea and Christmas cookies.
The tea very quickly turned into wine when Theo declared, “Your Muggle god would be jealous, Hermione, at how easy I make it look!”
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 14 ✨
TW: Brief mention of pregnancy struggles
Days slipped by between the bookshop and Draco’s place. Christmas shoppers kept her so busy that she was grateful to come home each night to cuddles and home-cooked meals.
TW: Brief mention of pregnancy struggles
Days slipped by between the bookshop and Draco’s place. Christmas shoppers kept her so busy that she was grateful to come home each night to cuddles and home-cooked meals.
December 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 14 ✨
TW: Brief mention of pregnancy struggles
Days slipped by between the bookshop and Draco’s place. Christmas shoppers kept her so busy that she was grateful to come home each night to cuddles and home-cooked meals.
TW: Brief mention of pregnancy struggles
Days slipped by between the bookshop and Draco’s place. Christmas shoppers kept her so busy that she was grateful to come home each night to cuddles and home-cooked meals.