Patois Beckett
@patoisbeckett.bsky.social
he/him, multi-fandom, long-time lurker & occasional writer
“thanks, buttercup!”
“thanks, buttercup!”
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“They Shall Not Be Named” — Ladyhawke inspired Dramione — is back up: archiveofourown.org/works/546776...
Last spring, I hid this story (my first fic) in a collection. I needed to work through some anxieties around it and hidden was so much better…
1/2 #dramionefic #dramione
Last spring, I hid this story (my first fic) in a collection. I needed to work through some anxieties around it and hidden was so much better…
1/2 #dramionefic #dramione
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“They Shall Not Be Named” — Ladyhawke inspired Dramione — is back up: archiveofourown.org/works/546776...
Last spring, I hid this story (my first fic) in a collection. I needed to work through some anxieties around it and hidden was so much better…
1/2 #dramionefic #dramione
Last spring, I hid this story (my first fic) in a collection. I needed to work through some anxieties around it and hidden was so much better…
1/2 #dramionefic #dramione
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ADVENT DAY 6! by @morgan-magic.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/73912391
Homesick - morgan_magic - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
ADVENT DAY 6! by @morgan-magic.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/73912391
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A Festive Advent(ure) #dramione
Day 6/25 for our Hogwarts Professors! #hpadventprompts2025
(1/4)
“You’re a thief,” Draco murmured as he slid into the seat beside Hermione at the staff table in the Great Hall.
She smirked, pulling his jumper tighter around herself. “It looks better on me anyway.”
Day 6/25 for our Hogwarts Professors! #hpadventprompts2025
(1/4)
“You’re a thief,” Draco murmured as he slid into the seat beside Hermione at the staff table in the Great Hall.
She smirked, pulling his jumper tighter around herself. “It looks better on me anyway.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A Festive Advent(ure) #dramione
Day 6/25 for our Hogwarts Professors! #hpadventprompts2025
(1/4)
“You’re a thief,” Draco murmured as he slid into the seat beside Hermione at the staff table in the Great Hall.
She smirked, pulling his jumper tighter around herself. “It looks better on me anyway.”
Day 6/25 for our Hogwarts Professors! #hpadventprompts2025
(1/4)
“You’re a thief,” Draco murmured as he slid into the seat beside Hermione at the staff table in the Great Hall.
She smirked, pulling his jumper tighter around herself. “It looks better on me anyway.”
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Hermione spent the better part of her day walking around Paris on what she proclaimed was a trip of finding herself. She was tired of the Wizarding World in London, tired of being labeled the Golden girl, tired of the duties everyone expected from her...she was tired.
Which is what led here,
Which is what led here,
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hermione spent the better part of her day walking around Paris on what she proclaimed was a trip of finding herself. She was tired of the Wizarding World in London, tired of being labeled the Golden girl, tired of the duties everyone expected from her...she was tired.
Which is what led here,
Which is what led here,
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 6 ✨
Her heart had never felt so full, her smile so wide.
She had pulled Draco out of the bar, snogged him breathless in a shadowed corner of the street, and then run with him — fingers laced tightly with his — toward the nearest Christmas market.
Her heart had never felt so full, her smile so wide.
She had pulled Draco out of the bar, snogged him breathless in a shadowed corner of the street, and then run with him — fingers laced tightly with his — toward the nearest Christmas market.
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 6 ✨
Her heart had never felt so full, her smile so wide.
She had pulled Draco out of the bar, snogged him breathless in a shadowed corner of the street, and then run with him — fingers laced tightly with his — toward the nearest Christmas market.
Her heart had never felt so full, her smile so wide.
She had pulled Draco out of the bar, snogged him breathless in a shadowed corner of the street, and then run with him — fingers laced tightly with his — toward the nearest Christmas market.
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#dramione
holiday fluff
“This is nice,” Hermione hummed, wrapping her arms around Draco’s waist. She leaned her head against his back, breathing in the vanilla extract and spearmint that clung to him like a second skin.
holiday fluff
“This is nice,” Hermione hummed, wrapping her arms around Draco’s waist. She leaned her head against his back, breathing in the vanilla extract and spearmint that clung to him like a second skin.
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
#dramione
holiday fluff
“This is nice,” Hermione hummed, wrapping her arms around Draco’s waist. She leaned her head against his back, breathing in the vanilla extract and spearmint that clung to him like a second skin.
holiday fluff
“This is nice,” Hermione hummed, wrapping her arms around Draco’s waist. She leaned her head against his back, breathing in the vanilla extract and spearmint that clung to him like a second skin.
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Day 2: Pine
Ship: #Hansy, Ron/Daphne
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy was lounging in the living area of 12 Grimmauld, hand resting on her bulging stomach. She had Daphne with her to keep her company while their husbands were shopping for a Christmas tree.
Ship: #Hansy, Ron/Daphne
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy was lounging in the living area of 12 Grimmauld, hand resting on her bulging stomach. She had Daphne with her to keep her company while their husbands were shopping for a Christmas tree.
Lovelies! Ready for Christmas yet?
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.
It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.
Feel free to share! ✨
#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Day 2: Pine
Ship: #Hansy, Ron/Daphne
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy was lounging in the living area of 12 Grimmauld, hand resting on her bulging stomach. She had Daphne with her to keep her company while their husbands were shopping for a Christmas tree.
Ship: #Hansy, Ron/Daphne
#HPRarePairs #HPAdventCalender
#HPAdventCalender2025
Pansy was lounging in the living area of 12 Grimmauld, hand resting on her bulging stomach. She had Daphne with her to keep her company while their husbands were shopping for a Christmas tree.
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This Side of Morning 🌅
Commission work for @charmingsaturday ✨
Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/749685...
#dhr #dramione
Commission work for @charmingsaturday ✨
Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/749685...
#dhr #dramione
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This Side of Morning 🌅
Commission work for @charmingsaturday ✨
Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/749685...
#dhr #dramione
Commission work for @charmingsaturday ✨
Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/749685...
#dhr #dramione
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 5 ✨
Hermione was smiling like a schoolgirl when she returned to her flat that night.
He had invited her out.
Was it a date? Surely it was. Or… maybe not. Maybe he had someone. They hadn’t exactly talked about it.
Hermione was smiling like a schoolgirl when she returned to her flat that night.
He had invited her out.
Was it a date? Surely it was. Or… maybe not. Maybe he had someone. They hadn’t exactly talked about it.
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 5 ✨
Hermione was smiling like a schoolgirl when she returned to her flat that night.
He had invited her out.
Was it a date? Surely it was. Or… maybe not. Maybe he had someone. They hadn’t exactly talked about it.
Hermione was smiling like a schoolgirl when she returned to her flat that night.
He had invited her out.
Was it a date? Surely it was. Or… maybe not. Maybe he had someone. They hadn’t exactly talked about it.
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 4 ✨
She had spent an unhealthy amount of time getting ready this morning. Not because Draco was coming. Absolutely not. Just because—well, for her, okay? She was doing this for herself. (And maybe for him too. A little. Barely.)
She had spent an unhealthy amount of time getting ready this morning. Not because Draco was coming. Absolutely not. Just because—well, for her, okay? She was doing this for herself. (And maybe for him too. A little. Barely.)
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 4 ✨
She had spent an unhealthy amount of time getting ready this morning. Not because Draco was coming. Absolutely not. Just because—well, for her, okay? She was doing this for herself. (And maybe for him too. A little. Barely.)
She had spent an unhealthy amount of time getting ready this morning. Not because Draco was coming. Absolutely not. Just because—well, for her, okay? She was doing this for herself. (And maybe for him too. A little. Barely.)
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 3 ✨
She tried to focus on the multiple orders she got over the next few days — organised people had already started their Christmas shopping — really, she did.
But her mind wouldn’t leave her alone.
He had been here. Right in front of the counter.
She tried to focus on the multiple orders she got over the next few days — organised people had already started their Christmas shopping — really, she did.
But her mind wouldn’t leave her alone.
He had been here. Right in front of the counter.
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 3 ✨
She tried to focus on the multiple orders she got over the next few days — organised people had already started their Christmas shopping — really, she did.
But her mind wouldn’t leave her alone.
He had been here. Right in front of the counter.
She tried to focus on the multiple orders she got over the next few days — organised people had already started their Christmas shopping — really, she did.
But her mind wouldn’t leave her alone.
He had been here. Right in front of the counter.
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Just Being Polite 🎄✨❤️
For Panda Patronus‘s 12 Days of Christmas!
Story by @soscarlettmaroon.bsky.social
Podfic by @pandapatronus.bsky.social
Link: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
For Panda Patronus‘s 12 Days of Christmas!
Story by @soscarlettmaroon.bsky.social
Podfic by @pandapatronus.bsky.social
Link: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just Being Polite 🎄✨❤️
For Panda Patronus‘s 12 Days of Christmas!
Story by @soscarlettmaroon.bsky.social
Podfic by @pandapatronus.bsky.social
Link: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
For Panda Patronus‘s 12 Days of Christmas!
Story by @soscarlettmaroon.bsky.social
Podfic by @pandapatronus.bsky.social
Link: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 2 ✨
She was in the back when she heard the bell, followed by tiny, hurried footsteps and then a small, hopeful, “Hullo?”
She stepped out to the front and found—no one.
She was in the back when she heard the bell, followed by tiny, hurried footsteps and then a small, hopeful, “Hullo?”
She stepped out to the front and found—no one.
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
✨ #dramione - #aseasonforsecondchances day 2 ✨
She was in the back when she heard the bell, followed by tiny, hurried footsteps and then a small, hopeful, “Hullo?”
She stepped out to the front and found—no one.
She was in the back when she heard the bell, followed by tiny, hurried footsteps and then a small, hopeful, “Hullo?”
She stepped out to the front and found—no one.
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Me: "I truly hate Christmas"
Also me:
Also me:
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me: "I truly hate Christmas"
Also me:
Also me:
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// #dramione parenting woes, fluffy, domestic
Hermione struggled in the first few months after giving birth to her son. Despite near-infinite resources, a doting husband and an extensive village, nothing eased the feeling of isolation whenever the tiny babe cried because she was not holding him.
Hermione struggled in the first few months after giving birth to her son. Despite near-infinite resources, a doting husband and an extensive village, nothing eased the feeling of isolation whenever the tiny babe cried because she was not holding him.
First Snowfall ❄️ Happy December!! We finally made it.
Huge THANK YOU to all who are participating and sharing your talents with us. 💋☃️🎄
#hpadventprompts2025
Huge THANK YOU to all who are participating and sharing your talents with us. 💋☃️🎄
#hpadventprompts2025
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
// #dramione parenting woes, fluffy, domestic
Hermione struggled in the first few months after giving birth to her son. Despite near-infinite resources, a doting husband and an extensive village, nothing eased the feeling of isolation whenever the tiny babe cried because she was not holding him.
Hermione struggled in the first few months after giving birth to her son. Despite near-infinite resources, a doting husband and an extensive village, nothing eased the feeling of isolation whenever the tiny babe cried because she was not holding him.
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The Fuck Ups, a romantic Christmas comedy one-shot by Neilistic, narrated by @pandapatronus.bsky.social with art by me 💖✨❄️🎄 Read it now on AO3 or listen on Spotify! ✨ #dramione #dhr #dhrart archiveofourown.org/works/719847...
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Fuck Ups, a romantic Christmas comedy one-shot by Neilistic, narrated by @pandapatronus.bsky.social with art by me 💖✨❄️🎄 Read it now on AO3 or listen on Spotify! ✨ #dramione #dhr #dhrart archiveofourown.org/works/719847...
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pov: you caught the yearning man shooting his shot with the golden girl at a holiday ministry party 🌟
Happy December 1st! 🎄❤️
#dramione #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger #fanart #dramionefanart
Happy December 1st! 🎄❤️
#dramione #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger #fanart #dramionefanart
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
pov: you caught the yearning man shooting his shot with the golden girl at a holiday ministry party 🌟
Happy December 1st! 🎄❤️
#dramione #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger #fanart #dramionefanart
Happy December 1st! 🎄❤️
#dramione #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger #fanart #dramionefanart
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Hermione "I'm not possessive — least of all over my very much fake husband" Granger
#dramione #dramioneart
#dramione #dramioneart
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hermione "I'm not possessive — least of all over my very much fake husband" Granger
#dramione #dramioneart
#dramione #dramioneart
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MoM co-workers/lovers complaining about the inadequacies of their fellow co-workers (because lbr, they’re both a little(?) conceited lol (valid)
Something I played around with months ago, never got around to posting 😬 still not 100% on it, I’ll probably revisit again
#dramione
Something I played around with months ago, never got around to posting 😬 still not 100% on it, I’ll probably revisit again
#dramione
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
MoM co-workers/lovers complaining about the inadequacies of their fellow co-workers (because lbr, they’re both a little(?) conceited lol (valid)
Something I played around with months ago, never got around to posting 😬 still not 100% on it, I’ll probably revisit again
#dramione
Something I played around with months ago, never got around to posting 😬 still not 100% on it, I’ll probably revisit again
#dramione
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Day 1: First Snowfall ❄️
A collab I did for @hpadventprompts.bsky.social with @/thewitchfluencer in instagram.🩵
Link for the poem: www.instagram.com/p/DRuVKKTkUN...
#HermioneGranger
A collab I did for @hpadventprompts.bsky.social with @/thewitchfluencer in instagram.🩵
Link for the poem: www.instagram.com/p/DRuVKKTkUN...
#HermioneGranger
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Day 1: First Snowfall ❄️
A collab I did for @hpadventprompts.bsky.social with @/thewitchfluencer in instagram.🩵
Link for the poem: www.instagram.com/p/DRuVKKTkUN...
#HermioneGranger
A collab I did for @hpadventprompts.bsky.social with @/thewitchfluencer in instagram.🩵
Link for the poem: www.instagram.com/p/DRuVKKTkUN...
#HermioneGranger
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✨ #dramione — Welcome to my advent series #aseasonforsecondchances✨
It was widely known in the wizarding world that Draco Malfoy had slipped out of the tabloids after the death of his wife, Astoria Greengrass—leaving him a widower and single father to Scorpius Malfoy.
It was widely known in the wizarding world that Draco Malfoy had slipped out of the tabloids after the death of his wife, Astoria Greengrass—leaving him a widower and single father to Scorpius Malfoy.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
✨ #dramione — Welcome to my advent series #aseasonforsecondchances✨
It was widely known in the wizarding world that Draco Malfoy had slipped out of the tabloids after the death of his wife, Astoria Greengrass—leaving him a widower and single father to Scorpius Malfoy.
It was widely known in the wizarding world that Draco Malfoy had slipped out of the tabloids after the death of his wife, Astoria Greengrass—leaving him a widower and single father to Scorpius Malfoy.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM