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Marriage is asking your spouse if you like something that’s on the menu, because you aren’t sure. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Marriage is asking your spouse if you like something that’s on the menu, because you aren’t sure. 😂
I have hope for the first time in a year 😭
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I have hope for the first time in a year 😭
Guys with thigh tats >
August 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Guys with thigh tats >
🎃 Made the first pumpkin bread of the season. Happy “…ber” months! (Almost) 🎃
August 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🎃 Made the first pumpkin bread of the season. Happy “…ber” months! (Almost) 🎃
Oh, you know… just getting an apostille for my birth certificate and marriage license because I’m gay in America and can’t afford to be unprepared.
August 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh, you know… just getting an apostille for my birth certificate and marriage license because I’m gay in America and can’t afford to be unprepared.
They finally make an orange iPhone and then Tim Cook bends the knee?! Damn it!!!
August 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
They finally make an orange iPhone and then Tim Cook bends the knee?! Damn it!!!
Pumpkin recipes have started showing up on my FYP! I’m so happy! 😭 🎃
August 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pumpkin recipes have started showing up on my FYP! I’m so happy! 😭 🎃
There should be no political appointments that last a life time. Term limits for them all!
July 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There should be no political appointments that last a life time. Term limits for them all!
Took myself out to dinner. Baseball is on the screens. Bartender asks me “Do you like baseball?” I said “Couldn’t care less… butt men who play baseball… them I like!” 😂
July 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Took myself out to dinner. Baseball is on the screens. Bartender asks me “Do you like baseball?” I said “Couldn’t care less… butt men who play baseball… them I like!” 😂
One thing I love about the PNW:
When you see two couples hanging out together, it’s not always clear whether or not they are queer couples or straight couples.
When you see two couples hanging out together, it’s not always clear whether or not they are queer couples or straight couples.
July 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
One thing I love about the PNW:
When you see two couples hanging out together, it’s not always clear whether or not they are queer couples or straight couples.
When you see two couples hanging out together, it’s not always clear whether or not they are queer couples or straight couples.
FaceTime is the only thing keeping me from moving to Android.
June 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
FaceTime is the only thing keeping me from moving to Android.
(Me watching the news)
“😂 … well who could have seen this coming?! 🍿 “
“😂 … well who could have seen this coming?! 🍿 “
June 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
(Me watching the news)
“😂 … well who could have seen this coming?! 🍿 “
“😂 … well who could have seen this coming?! 🍿 “
If your baking site doesn’t have “Jump to Recipe”… I don’t want it
May 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If your baking site doesn’t have “Jump to Recipe”… I don’t want it
How I want to respond when someone asks me why I can’t find my glasses.
“That’s the crazy thing about glasses… THEY HELP ME FUCKING SEE!”
“That’s the crazy thing about glasses… THEY HELP ME FUCKING SEE!”
April 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How I want to respond when someone asks me why I can’t find my glasses.
“That’s the crazy thing about glasses… THEY HELP ME FUCKING SEE!”
“That’s the crazy thing about glasses… THEY HELP ME FUCKING SEE!”
Remember when you’re wearing your green and drinking your beer that it’s a celebration brought to America by IMMIGRANTS! 🍀 🖕
March 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Remember when you’re wearing your green and drinking your beer that it’s a celebration brought to America by IMMIGRANTS! 🍀 🖕
Two instances of me being awkward in public within five minutes at a local brewery:
1) A dad was holding a baby and the baby kicked me in the butt so I turned around and said “sir, I’m married”
2) Our table marker for pizza was 47 and I said, out loud, “Ok, prime!”
Keep my husband in your thoughts.
1) A dad was holding a baby and the baby kicked me in the butt so I turned around and said “sir, I’m married”
2) Our table marker for pizza was 47 and I said, out loud, “Ok, prime!”
Keep my husband in your thoughts.
March 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Two instances of me being awkward in public within five minutes at a local brewery:
1) A dad was holding a baby and the baby kicked me in the butt so I turned around and said “sir, I’m married”
2) Our table marker for pizza was 47 and I said, out loud, “Ok, prime!”
Keep my husband in your thoughts.
1) A dad was holding a baby and the baby kicked me in the butt so I turned around and said “sir, I’m married”
2) Our table marker for pizza was 47 and I said, out loud, “Ok, prime!”
Keep my husband in your thoughts.
I don’t think I’ve ever really been “Proud to be an American”. Today, though… I’m ashamed to be.
March 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever really been “Proud to be an American”. Today, though… I’m ashamed to be.
My empathy is nearly gone for those people that voted for this. “Oh, they are taking/you are losing your x,y,z?!” Good… GOOD! I’m sorry that you are going to suffer, I truly am. But if that is the only way you are going to learn… GOOD!
I’ll spend my empathy on those that couldn’t choose.
I’ll spend my empathy on those that couldn’t choose.
February 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My empathy is nearly gone for those people that voted for this. “Oh, they are taking/you are losing your x,y,z?!” Good… GOOD! I’m sorry that you are going to suffer, I truly am. But if that is the only way you are going to learn… GOOD!
I’ll spend my empathy on those that couldn’t choose.
I’ll spend my empathy on those that couldn’t choose.
Any advice for job searching abroad?
February 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Any advice for job searching abroad?
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You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.
We are the Fire Nation… 🤯
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We are the Fire Nation… 🤯
Oldie but still feel this way 😂
January 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oldie but still feel this way 😂
Reposts from TikTok
January 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reposts from TikTok