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BG3 brainrot account to keep the horny likes off main. Low quality artist. Writer of hot sauce, juggalos, soap, and Trainweave✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

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patheticfangirl.bsky.social
This is Karlach jumping a shark like Fonzie from Happy Days, and it means nothing.
Karlach on skis, jumping over a shark in the ocean. She's wearing a leather jacket and grinning as an off-panel boat pulls her along for the stunt.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
I can't sleep so here's Benver Gortfleck
Gortash, stepping out of Wyrm's rock for a cigarette. It's dangling at his side as he puffs out some smoke with his eyes shut. He's in the classic Ben Affleck pose, looking like he's questioning every choice he's ever made in life.
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
I've been reading "Y Kant Astarion Read" by smilingflash and I couldn't help but draw Barcus's Bodega.

archiveofourown.org/works/65687323
Barcus's brightly lit bodega. Barcus is behind the counter, barely visible as he is a short king. There are all sorts of energy drinks and gums and cigarettes for sale around him, as well as a broken pretzel machine and a broken lottery machine. In the foreground, Astarion is mopping up the floor wearing a yellow safety vest, yellow gloves, and earpods that play music.
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Couldn't help but draw Gale's clown car pants from nyx's "Call Me." archiveofourown.org/works/71327066
A 1990s room, complete with floral wallpaper, a three wolf moon poster, and a bed covered in the Sears catalog's finest bedding. Gale is standing in his shiny purple briefs, shaking a copious amount of items free from his JNCO jeans. Amongst the items scattering are Surge, cucumber melon body spray, a composition notebook, a discman, a hackey sack, an expired condom, some Pokemon cards, glasses, two Gameboy colors, a lava lamp, cat treats, and one jelly sandal. Astarion is prone on the bed, burying his face in his hands, a mixture of annoyed and patient.
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Bloodweave Week, Day 7: Lingerie (featuring the discontinued 'Sexy Burger' lingerie set)
A two-panel comic. In the first panel, Gale and Astarion are standing in a large lingerie warehouse. Gale wonders, "Where does one even begin?" and Astarion says "Go with your gut." In the second panel, Astarion is doubled over in laughter as Gale steps out of the changing room in what he's chosen: a cheeseburger-themed lingerie set consisting of sesame seed bun underwear and bra, stuffed with sliced tomatoes, pickles, cheese, and lettuce. There is also a lettuce garter belt, attached to lettuce thigh-highs. Gale looks embarrassed by Astarion's reaction.
September 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Bloodweave Week, Day 6: Devotion (featuring Qui-Gale Jinn and Star Star Binks)
Qui-Gale Jinn and Star Star Binks, with the former grabbing the latter's tongue and demanding he "stop licking the damn thing!"
September 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Bloodweave Week, Day 5: Getting Caught (by aliens).
Astarion and Gale being abducted by a typical flying saucer. They were clearly having sex in the woods and are looking up in horror. Astarion gasps "Not again!" Timber the squirrel is also being beamed up.
September 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Bloodweave Week, Day 4: Alternate Universe (Emoweave).
Gale and Astarion as emos. Gale is wearing a trucker hat, black hoodie, and torn jeans with checkered vans. Astarion has red hair tips and is wearing a black vest, torn black pants, and high chained boots. Underneath he has a red and black striped shirt. They are both leaned against a brick wall in heavy eye makeup, looking vaguely unhappy.
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Bloodweave Week, Day 3: Shaving (featuring Wooly Willy, the hit toy from 1955)
A poorly drawn comic. In the first panel, Astarion is playing with a Wooly Willy toy that says "Change his hair with the magic wand!" He calls for Gale in a sing-song voice, "Oh, Gale." In the next panel, Astarion is using the wand to remove Gale's real hair and beard. There is then a nine-square grid of Gale with different haircuts, including a mullet, the Wolverine, a soul patch, Astarion's hair, semi-bald, a mohawk and goatee, bald with a long beard, the Karen, and a broccoli cut. With each successive haircut, his orb glows more until even his eyes are glowing. The text above the grid reads "You're antagonizing a man who would explode at any moment."
September 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Bloodweave Week, Day 2: Bath (featuring Bath Bomb Gale)
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, Astarion stands outside a bath store pondering as the sign says there is a sale on bath bombs. In panel 2, he reaches for a purple bath bomb with Mystra's symbol on it. There is a sign next to it stating it is the LAST ONE. In panel 3, Astarion is relaxing in the bath, confused as his bath bomb begins to crackle. In panel 4, the entire city is going up in a mushroom cloud.
September 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Bloodweave Week, Day 1: Sunrise (featuring Clamweave)
Two happy little clams on a beach at sunrise. One has a tiny fang and white foam on its upper shell and the other is tinted purple and has a beard.
September 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Thrilled about this one. I wasn't sure it would be possible to pose, but MC nailed it 🙇
missioncnsfw-bg3.bsky.social Mission Control (18+ , BG3, SFW & NSFW) @missioncnsfw-bg3.bsky.social · Sep 6
#astarion giving #galebg3 a handy while #galedekarios gives Astarion a knee job.
Discord Anniversary giveaway render 5 of 5
#bloodweave

Based on archiveofourown.org/works/60110728
September 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
If you ever wanted to read Dammon/Ornate Mirror, that is certainly a thing that exists, courtesy of @rhubarbwug.bsky.social. I said I would draw it as a joke, but as always I am too committed to the bit.

archiveofourown.org/works/65885746
Naked Dammon on his hands and knees. His horns are penetrating the liquid surface of the Ornate Mirror and he's also tonguing its mouth. There is a ball of lava floating above, and Dammon is using that lava as lube to fuck himself in the ass with his own tail.
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
I drew my worst fic and no one can stop me.

archiveofourown.org/works/60288556
Astarion and Gale, dressed as Jellicle Cats from Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical Cats. They are standing in front of a mirrored makeup counter and Astarion is railing Gale against the counter.
September 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
I am insane for what dumpy did with these two. They're disgusting. They're awful. They're perfect.

cw: gore, decay, rot, autopsies, scarring, trypophobia, etc.
August 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
I am never drawing anything that requires feet again, but here are the Losers in their big finale:

archiveofourown.org/works/69296171
Astarion and Gale lounging on a cruise ship deck at sunset. Gale is sunburned and reclined with a smile on his face and a piña colada in his hand. Astarion is seated in front of him with a piña colada in one hand and the other (bearing a Dribbles tattoo) resting on Gale's knee. Gale is terribly sunburned and Astarion is sweating profusely. In the background is a hot tub with an Out of Order sign inside.
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
It started out as a bit,
How did it end up like this?
It was only a bit,
It was only a bit...
lilfandomcal.bsky.social Little Fandom Calendar @lilfandomcal.bsky.social · Aug 13
Schlocktober: A Fake Event Where Anything Goes
- a very serious kinktober prompt list
- www.tumblr.com/patheticfang...
August 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
1990s portrait studio Gale, inspired by nyxueaurelia's "The Sign"

archiveofourown.org/works/68707286
Gale looking embarrassed and/or horrified. He's in front of a laser beam background, attempting to pose for a portrait in white westernwear and a cowboy hat. There's drool dripping from his lips and beard, and lipstick stains all over his face and collar. His hair is a mess. He's clearly been fucking around in the portrait studio.
August 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
When a game has been out for two years, the fanfic starts to look like Raptorweave.

archiveofourown.org/works/68648736
Two velociraptors having sex in a muddy enclosure under heavy rain. Knelt down with his ass in the air is raptor Astarion. He's pale, with scant plumage under his arms and on top of his head. His cloaca is out and receiving raptor cock from the raptor version of Gale, who is darker and with lush purple and brown plumage. Astarion tilts his head to the sky in bliss while Gale licks his own snout with desire. They're having a great time.
August 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Just two fellas enjoying some popsicles.
(cw: blood, periods)
Astarion and Gale on a hot day. Gale is holding a bomb popsicle and wearing a purple tank that reads 'My favorite childhood memory is no knee pain.' He is looking on in horror at Astarion, who is in a red tank top that says 'Two Seater' with arrows pointing up and down and is licking a used tampon like it's a popsicle.
July 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Presented without context: a scene from @completelyrotten.bsky.social's "Furthest From Myself."
(cw: vomit)

archiveofourown.org/works/56625538
A dingy bathroom stall at a nightclub, complete with graffiti, band stickers, and a random bootprint on the wall. Astarion, dressed in a revealing outfit, is vomiting into the toilet. He's missed, and there's puke on the floor and wall. Gale is turned away from him, his face in his hand, looking like he's about to cry. His jeans are pulled down slightly, revealing his limp, wet cock.
July 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
A 1990s Sears Commercial AU for no one.
4 Comic Panels depicting that one famous 1990s Sears Air Conditioning commercial, but Astarion is in place of the wife sweating to death and Gale is in place of the husband reading the newspaper. Their dialogue goes: "I cannot go another day without air conditioning." "Looks like tomorrow's going to be even hotter, like yesterday." "Yesterday you said you'd call Sears." "I'll call today." "You'll call now." On the last line, Astarion's eyes are glowing red, and the viewer is meant to understand that Gale will reply next with a meek "I'll call now."
July 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
ao3 please I just want to post my trainrot
The "It's Anti-Italian Discrimination" meme from Sopranos, but it's anti-train discrimination and the man in the back has been poorly photoshopped to have Gale Dekarios's face.
July 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Thinking about *them* again
Astarion and Gale getting ready for a road trip. Theres a powder pink Cadillac Escalade with gold rims parked on the curb in front of Gale's tower, and skidding tire marks show it was driven there poorly. The two are kissing next to the driver's side door, Astarion in a tracksuit and Gale in his traditonal wizard robe. Three mage hands load their luggage: one old timey brown luggage for Gale and at least three pieces of pink Juicy Couture luggage for Astarion. The vehicle has a bumper sticker for Oasis and another that reads "You can go to the Hells. I'm going to Applebee's." Its license plate is WNDRWAL. Behind them, Tara-22 and Basket look on from a window. Tara seems unimpressed and Basket is throwing up a middle finger. In another window is a library. In yet another are some piled up Beanie Babies.
July 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
patheticfangirl.bsky.social
Another for @badmarilyn.bsky.social's wrestling AU because I can't help myself...

archiveofourown.org/works/60475249
A wrestling ring. Minthara is pinning Halsin to the mat. She is wearing a black leotard and spiderweb tights. Her purple body paint is rubbing off. He is bleeding from his mouth and clearly struggling. She's going to win because she is a queen.
June 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM