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he/him | PDX | Soccer, mostly | Fantasy, D&D, and Ducks also
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
More Las Vegas GP no context
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Las Vegas GP no context:
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November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Linebacker Boettcher comes in to take the snap and score a TD on his senior day!

#GoDucks
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So. Many. Flags. #GoDucks
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Absolutely heartbreaking finish for the Blazies. You can give up a 2, you can give up a foul, but you can NOT give up an open 3. They did so well in that comeback too. Dang.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
That game was: bad. BUT, I also feel like the Thorns overshot expectations by finishing third in the league. It would've taken some serious magic to get to the final.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It'd be great to have consistent refereeing. They clear us out from behind: no call. They crumple at a touch: foul on us.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Absolutely inexcusable fuck up of a back pass.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Putting your hand into the keeper's face while they jump to catch a ball is a foul, FYI.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hard to say if the Thorns look sluggish, Spirit look really fast, or a bit of both.
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you're taking that angle to challenge the counter, you GOTTA make sure the attacker doesn't get by you. Take that yellow.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
That would've been the most embarrassing way to lose an INCREDIBLE touchdown run. #GoDucks
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ned can clutch onto Phil all the way into the dumpster.
Ned, on Phil Neville as HC: "No doubt in my mind bout Phil." Says that "he's our guy" for next season, and also that he is "as bullish as he has been" about the roster going into 2026 #RCTID
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'll be pretty upset if we still have Neville as head coach next season.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
There's a lot to not like about this Timbers season.

But Finn Surman is not one of those things. He's been a real bright spot.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
9AM??

9 o'clock in the ante meridiem?!?!
ARE YOU WATCHING US NOW?
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Good Lord that game took a year off my life
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Absolute horse shit yellow for Torpey there.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Two Wave players went down with head injuries after they hit each other on a header attempt where the Thorns had clear possession.

Play restarted with neither player off the pitch and the Wave get the drop ball???

Wtf?
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bad weekend for Seattle sports, and that just warms the cockles of my heart.
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Holy shit DUCKSSSSSSS
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We throw it again.

Interception.
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November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM