Patchouli Bard
@patchoulibard.bsky.social
| songwriter, artist, indie dev, streamer | they/them | aroace | icon: Sad_Sabbia (@4bec on tumblr) | banner: @fuzzytrashbird | 24 |
https://youtube.com/@PatchouliBard
https://linktr.ee/patchoulibard
❌ No reposting/using my art NO N:F:T/A:I ❌
https://youtube.com/@PatchouliBard
https://linktr.ee/patchoulibard
❌ No reposting/using my art NO N:F:T/A:I ❌
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So I got a little hacked.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
we need more tall uke short seme and im here to make the change i want to see in the world
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
we need more tall uke short seme and im here to make the change i want to see in the world
save me hyperfixation. please. hyperfixation save me
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
save me hyperfixation. please. hyperfixation save me
2026 is off to a bad start but yaoi can save me.
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
2026 is off to a bad start but yaoi can save me.
Reposted by Patchouli Bard
So I got a little hacked.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
So I got a little hacked.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
So I got a little hacked.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
So I got a little hacked.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
I've managed to secure most of my stuff as best I can, but there are things I'm locked out of, like my old channels which have most of the older archived songs.
I'm still working on it and the big archive still exists, but be wary if those old accounts post. It's not me.
frankly I cant believe we survived 2025 because wtf was that
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
frankly I cant believe we survived 2025 because wtf was that
love when a post includes accent tells like "shite" because then I get to reread the post in my head but this time in british
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
love when a post includes accent tells like "shite" because then I get to reread the post in my head but this time in british
My yearly art summary for 2025! I didn't have a lot for some months, but I'm still proud of all of these. ♡
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 AM
My yearly art summary for 2025! I didn't have a lot for some months, but I'm still proud of all of these. ♡
thanks discord but I've had Do Not Disturb on for basically 9 years straight I think I'm good.
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
thanks discord but I've had Do Not Disturb on for basically 9 years straight I think I'm good.
shit's so up in the air but I might just be able to do the birthday stream after all. just possibly not as long? I have no idea yet. I haven't been able to plan nearly as much this year.
guess we'll fuck around and find out!
guess we'll fuck around and find out!
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
shit's so up in the air but I might just be able to do the birthday stream after all. just possibly not as long? I have no idea yet. I haven't been able to plan nearly as much this year.
guess we'll fuck around and find out!
guess we'll fuck around and find out!
as we go into 2025 let's have a moment of silence for the paintings i will probably never finish, namely these two from march.
the first one was for a cover of Sever The Blight by Hemlocke Springs, and the second was for a cover of Проклятие русалки (The Siren's Curse) by Green Apelsin.
the first one was for a cover of Sever The Blight by Hemlocke Springs, and the second was for a cover of Проклятие русалки (The Siren's Curse) by Green Apelsin.
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
as we go into 2025 let's have a moment of silence for the paintings i will probably never finish, namely these two from march.
the first one was for a cover of Sever The Blight by Hemlocke Springs, and the second was for a cover of Проклятие русалки (The Siren's Curse) by Green Apelsin.
the first one was for a cover of Sever The Blight by Hemlocke Springs, and the second was for a cover of Проклятие русалки (The Siren's Curse) by Green Apelsin.
they don't know I'm writing fanfic on the clock
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
they don't know I'm writing fanfic on the clock
yeah I could be focused on work right now or I could be rotating the character in my mind
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
yeah I could be focused on work right now or I could be rotating the character in my mind
how ur email finds me
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
how ur email finds me
the fun thing about coming out of your shell offline is that you learn Most people Don't suck most of the time
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the fun thing about coming out of your shell offline is that you learn Most people Don't suck most of the time
if cringe = free then boy i am so fucking free right now
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
if cringe = free then boy i am so fucking free right now
merry yurimas and a happy yaoi year
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
merry yurimas and a happy yaoi year
something you must learn is that not only is it okay to be cringe and free - but sometimes it's required for your happiness!
like things loudly! dont apologize for joy!!!
like things loudly! dont apologize for joy!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
something you must learn is that not only is it okay to be cringe and free - but sometimes it's required for your happiness!
like things loudly! dont apologize for joy!!!
like things loudly! dont apologize for joy!!!
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tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
how it was going yesterday vs how it's going today
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
how it was going yesterday vs how it's going today
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
phoenix says " almost chri " during a video game
Alt: the meme of Pheonix Wright saying "Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!"
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
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how it feels to not only quit ur shitty second job but to get better hours at your first job because of it
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
how it feels to not only quit ur shitty second job but to get better hours at your first job because of it