Laura Merli
@passiveabrasive.bsky.social
Comedian. Special on YouTube.com/LauraMerliComedy
I haven’t caught on on here…
July 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I haven’t caught on on here…
Worst recession indicator yet: cake where the crunchy layer only goes half way through
July 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Worst recession indicator yet: cake where the crunchy layer only goes half way through
Damn, the one time I’m early to a trend!!
July 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Damn, the one time I’m early to a trend!!
Every Gen Z photodump must contain at least one blurry, visually confusing photo amongst the curated, to signify that they are sometimes chill or even drunk
July 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Every Gen Z photodump must contain at least one blurry, visually confusing photo amongst the curated, to signify that they are sometimes chill or even drunk
Elon asked to impregnate him
July 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Elon asked to impregnate him
Trump can’t release the Epstein list because he put it in his scrapbook, surrounded by hearts
July 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Trump can’t release the Epstein list because he put it in his scrapbook, surrounded by hearts
New date night idea ✨
July 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
New date night idea ✨
Poop cruise passengers: help!! We are trapt in our own waste!!
Carnival Cruise PR guy: ughhh why’d you guys have to tell everyone???
Carnival Cruise PR guy: ughhh why’d you guys have to tell everyone???
June 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Poop cruise passengers: help!! We are trapt in our own waste!!
Carnival Cruise PR guy: ughhh why’d you guys have to tell everyone???
Carnival Cruise PR guy: ughhh why’d you guys have to tell everyone???
Dyeing my hair really did change my life*
*now I’m broke
*now I’m broke
June 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Dyeing my hair really did change my life*
*now I’m broke
*now I’m broke
Ladies, how do you know if your man’s cheating with ChatGPT??
June 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ladies, how do you know if your man’s cheating with ChatGPT??
Wearing the skims built-in hard nipple top without a bra so I got double nipples
June 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wearing the skims built-in hard nipple top without a bra so I got double nipples
The butterfly effect of this change would have been crazy…
June 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The butterfly effect of this change would have been crazy…
*at a fancy bar*
“I’ll take an order of Sydney Sweeney’s bath water”
“I’ll take an order of Sydney Sweeney’s bath water”
June 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
*at a fancy bar*
“I’ll take an order of Sydney Sweeney’s bath water”
“I’ll take an order of Sydney Sweeney’s bath water”
The perfect gift for that special someone who’s having gallbladder surgery…
June 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The perfect gift for that special someone who’s having gallbladder surgery…
I don’t think the majority of SNL hosts are on Epstein’s list, but I do think the majority of ppl on Epstein’s list have hosted SNL
June 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don’t think the majority of SNL hosts are on Epstein’s list, but I do think the majority of ppl on Epstein’s list have hosted SNL
When someone asks “are you a hugger?” It’s like: if you’re really cool about it I can be okay with it but if you go in at all hesitant I will flinch like a hunted animal & that’s hard to explain
June 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When someone asks “are you a hugger?” It’s like: if you’re really cool about it I can be okay with it but if you go in at all hesitant I will flinch like a hunted animal & that’s hard to explain
Middle school me when the media tried to pit NSYNC & Backstreet Boys against each other
June 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Middle school me when the media tried to pit NSYNC & Backstreet Boys against each other
Excuse me, I am NOT “talking shit” I’m merely “talking dick”
June 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Excuse me, I am NOT “talking shit” I’m merely “talking dick”
Hey babe, would you still love me if I was RFK jet’s brain worm??
June 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hey babe, would you still love me if I was RFK jet’s brain worm??
I want to film my next stand up special here:
June 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I want to film my next stand up special here:
Just saw an nyc political ad where a candidate promised to “get rid of the ugly scaffolding”—what kind of a student government ass campaign promise is that? We have ppl pushing ppl in front of trains here…
June 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just saw an nyc political ad where a candidate promised to “get rid of the ugly scaffolding”—what kind of a student government ass campaign promise is that? We have ppl pushing ppl in front of trains here…
Me, trying to get in on sports small talk: so is everybody in a mood about their team?
June 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me, trying to get in on sports small talk: so is everybody in a mood about their team?
I hate that it sounds like he had fun
June 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I hate that it sounds like he had fun
It’s so sad that Paul Reubens had to spend so many yrs pretending that he wasn’t a stoner
May 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s so sad that Paul Reubens had to spend so many yrs pretending that he wasn’t a stoner