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Parsons Workshop
@parsonsworkshop.bsky.social
Just a dad with too many domains & not enough time.
Building ideas, brands & bad puns — with quiet determination.
Design. Writing. Fatherhood. Whatever’s next.

(Just act like this is a clever bio please!)
Last night I told a client that if they wanted someone that was willing to work with unknowns (ie. Asking if an ad was finished without giving the dimensions of said ad, despite being asked 3 times) That they were welcome to go find someone else.
Their response: Ok
September 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
As I migrate and consolidate accounts, I’m pretty sure my current love language is @proton.me
August 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Deciding to cut ties with a client who refuses to help me, help them is really bringing me to the edge of accepting it’s time to hang up the “freelancer” hat and move on to other things.
August 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m over here trying to wrangle the toddler while my wife is over there picking up other moms.
July 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The amount of happiness I just caused my wife to have by letting her know there is a CiCi's Pizza in Greenville, SC has to rank in the top 5 of all time.
July 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have never seen people so obsessed about breaking down every line of a balance sheet for a film as they are about #Superman

I guess when desperation strikes to maintain a narrative, you will turn over every imaginable rock for an attempted “win”
July 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Royals - Little League Team Logo

Yes, that is a gold chain with a stuffed toy donkey attached. The team call it their "swamp donkey" which is awarded to the team member who gets the best hit of the game.
#sportslogo #mascotdesign
July 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
One of my pet peeves?
I can’t strand when people say “ideal” instead of “idea”

As in “the ideal of this document is to help with certain situations”

Which I just had to sit through hearing!
July 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
So the equivalent to this account over on X has zero followers, and I’ll be honest, it doesn’t bother me. I find it almost liberating
July 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Lots of windshield time today (but plenty of going in and out of service)
So I make no promises regarding the quality of content today 😇
July 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My social media manager isn’t really doing much tonight…
July 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My wife’s first comment after seeing #Superman

“What I would let that man and his dimples doe to me!”
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Thinking of starting a Dynasty with a smaller school.
Looking for suggestions! #CFB26
July 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Not me sitting here realizing I’ve yet to actually share any projects!!

Don’t let anyone tell you I’m not a master of social media!!
July 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Seriously, why do all guys in fantasy books have giant dicks?
Why can’t they just have a modest average one once in a while?
#booksky
July 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’ve been consolidating accounts on another platform to make my footprint smaller over there, and the number of inactive accounts that were still being followed is crazy!
July 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.”
July 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I do think I’ll change this account to my domain once I reach 200 followers.
For no other reason than to say I did.
July 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My other account has 6 more followers than this one.
So I’ve clearly been burning it up and have mastered this whole @bsky.app thing!!
July 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’ve said it before and I’m sure to say it again: I need to use this account more
June 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How is everyone on this fine day?
May 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Been quiet on here lately. Life’s been full of other responsibilities, which hasn’t left much room for the fun creative stuff. Hoping to get back to building soon.
#ParsonsWorks #CreativePause
May 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Working on a few personal projects and I’m realizing how poor my patience is in “ the process”
I used to love the process, but anymore I don’t even have the patience to 3D print anything that takes over like 8hrs.
I need to find the love of the process again.
April 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Trailer!
youtu.be/pAsmrKyMqaA?...
The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Trailer | Only in Theaters July 25
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
youtube.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Again, I am in LOVE with this film’s marketing!!
#F4 #FantasticFour
April 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM