The Nostalgia Critic (parody)
@parodynarrator.bsky.social
(Not affiliated with Channel Awesome) nsfw dni, writer is a minor (16 to be specific), writer is autistic, this is a backup account for if twitter goes up in flames
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[THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC JOINS PARODY BLUESKY]
“Fourth wall break, try not to think about it too much.”
May 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“Fourth wall break, try not to think about it too much.”
“Ah, fair enough Scoob. Well glad to know she’s alright and get a reminder on her name because it’s been I don’t even know how long since I’ve been on this platform.”
May 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“Ah, fair enough Scoob. Well glad to know she’s alright and get a reminder on her name because it’s been I don’t even know how long since I’ve been on this platform.”
“First off, Scooby Doo!?. Secondly, nice Sponge out of water reference. Lastly, good to know.”
May 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“First off, Scooby Doo!?. Secondly, nice Sponge out of water reference. Lastly, good to know.”
“Now where’s that one person I’ve always been friends with, what was her name again?”
May 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“Now where’s that one person I’ve always been friends with, what was her name again?”
“Also, THE TWITTER REACHED 1K!!!!!!”
May 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“Also, THE TWITTER REACHED 1K!!!!!!”
“Well my writer did say that this is a backup for if twitter goes up in flames and well, it’s down, so here I am. Also you’re free to interact with this if you want.”
May 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Well my writer did say that this is a backup for if twitter goes up in flames and well, it’s down, so here I am. Also you’re free to interact with this if you want.”
[THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC JOINS PARODY BLUESKY]
May 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
[THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC JOINS PARODY BLUESKY]
//so I’ve got a poll going on my twitter for something to sing today and post, you all will get an unlisted YouTube video for it since I’ll be singing the full version of whatever song wins and the video length limit on here is only a minute
March 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
//so I’ve got a poll going on my twitter for something to sing today and post, you all will get an unlisted YouTube video for it since I’ll be singing the full version of whatever song wins and the video length limit on here is only a minute
🐻: “I will see what I can do.”
March 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🐻: “I will see what I can do.”
🟥: “okay, glad I got that cleared up. Back to retirement I go. You’re good Kratos.”
*Kratos uncovers his ears*
🟥: “see you when the twitter account reaches 900 followers.”
*critic leaves*
🐻: “where were we…”
*Kratos uncovers his ears*
🟥: “see you when the twitter account reaches 900 followers.”
*critic leaves*
🐻: “where were we…”
March 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🟥: “okay, glad I got that cleared up. Back to retirement I go. You’re good Kratos.”
*Kratos uncovers his ears*
🟥: “see you when the twitter account reaches 900 followers.”
*critic leaves*
🐻: “where were we…”
*Kratos uncovers his ears*
🟥: “see you when the twitter account reaches 900 followers.”
*critic leaves*
🐻: “where were we…”
🟥: “Kratos, would you mind covering your ears?”
🐻: “fine.”
*he does*
🟥: “would he technically count as one since he is computer animated albeit with the use of motion capture?”
🐻: “fine.”
*he does*
🟥: “would he technically count as one since he is computer animated albeit with the use of motion capture?”
March 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
🟥: “Kratos, would you mind covering your ears?”
🐻: “fine.”
*he does*
🟥: “would he technically count as one since he is computer animated albeit with the use of motion capture?”
🐻: “fine.”
*he does*
🟥: “would he technically count as one since he is computer animated albeit with the use of motion capture?”
🐻: “whoever they are, do not trust a word they say until you get more information.”
🟥: “hey Doug Walker here, coming out of retirement real quick to say hi and ask a quick question.”
🟥: “hey Doug Walker here, coming out of retirement real quick to say hi and ask a quick question.”
March 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
🐻: “whoever they are, do not trust a word they say until you get more information.”
🟥: “hey Doug Walker here, coming out of retirement real quick to say hi and ask a quick question.”
🟥: “hey Doug Walker here, coming out of retirement real quick to say hi and ask a quick question.”
//long time no see!
🐻: “who are you running from, I may be able to hold them off.”
🐻: “who are you running from, I may be able to hold them off.”
March 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
//long time no see!
🐻: “who are you running from, I may be able to hold them off.”
🐻: “who are you running from, I may be able to hold them off.”
[INTERACTION BAIT AND TW FOR UNDEAD BLOOD]
*Kratos is fighting Einherjar, help him out?”
*Kratos is fighting Einherjar, help him out?”
March 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
[INTERACTION BAIT AND TW FOR UNDEAD BLOOD]
*Kratos is fighting Einherjar, help him out?”
*Kratos is fighting Einherjar, help him out?”
//twitter’s not working rn for me so I’ll be here for a bit. I’ll post a bait with a content warning just as a heads up
March 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
//twitter’s not working rn for me so I’ll be here for a bit. I’ll post a bait with a content warning just as a heads up
[PINNED]
//welcome to the realms! Spoilers for the entire God of War franchise
//since this is a multimuse, there’s a list of muses in the replies
//video’s flagged because spoilers, there’s no spoiler label
//welcome to the realms! Spoilers for the entire God of War franchise
//since this is a multimuse, there’s a list of muses in the replies
//video’s flagged because spoilers, there’s no spoiler label
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
[PINNED]
//welcome to the realms! Spoilers for the entire God of War franchise
//since this is a multimuse, there’s a list of muses in the replies
//video’s flagged because spoilers, there’s no spoiler label
//welcome to the realms! Spoilers for the entire God of War franchise
//since this is a multimuse, there’s a list of muses in the replies
//video’s flagged because spoilers, there’s no spoiler label
//gonna flip to what my twitter is, hold please. Also yeah I’m back never came here after I returned
March 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
//gonna flip to what my twitter is, hold please. Also yeah I’m back never came here after I returned
Wicked (2024)
November 26, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Wicked (2024)
//just relaying this from my twitter real quick, I’m going on break, bye!
November 25, 2024 at 2:52 PM
//just relaying this from my twitter real quick, I’m going on break, bye!
“COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!”
November 20, 2024 at 11:08 PM
“COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!”
“Yeah go nuts. Have fun!”
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
“Yeah go nuts. Have fun!”
“Fair enough, go ahead and kill him.”
(IN PAYDAY SO THE FBI DOESN’T GET ON ME, THE WRITER)
(IN PAYDAY SO THE FBI DOESN’T GET ON ME, THE WRITER)
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
“Fair enough, go ahead and kill him.”
(IN PAYDAY SO THE FBI DOESN’T GET ON ME, THE WRITER)
(IN PAYDAY SO THE FBI DOESN’T GET ON ME, THE WRITER)
“The FBI’s already on my ass I don’t want them to be even more on my ass.”
November 19, 2024 at 2:15 PM
“The FBI’s already on my ass I don’t want them to be even more on my ass.”
“Nah, writer just flipped it because of the ai stuff. I don’t think real me would be fine with his face being used to train Elon’s shitty ai.”
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
“Nah, writer just flipped it because of the ai stuff. I don’t think real me would be fine with his face being used to train Elon’s shitty ai.”
“Yeah. Well I’m no longer in control of the twitter account.”
November 19, 2024 at 2:03 PM
“Yeah. Well I’m no longer in control of the twitter account.”