Parker the Big Fat Dragon
@parkerjarrell.bsky.social
That happy clappy fatty draggy from West Virginia who has autism
22 years old
he/him
Gay Pro-democracy Anti-fascist Anti-reactionary
May post political or NSFW topics Minors do not interact or get blocked
In a relationship with @jakepearl13.bsky.social
Gay Pro-democracy Anti-fascist Anti-reactionary
May post political or NSFW topics Minors do not interact or get blocked
In a relationship with @jakepearl13.bsky.social
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November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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In Athens (Αθήνα)
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In Athens (Αθήνα)
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I think this golden dome is more protective than trump's 😋
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think this golden dome is more protective than trump's 😋
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Me: Oh, look. FA is down again.
The internet: Cloudflare Outage is trending.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhh... So you're saying it's not FA this time? 🤔
The internet: Cloudflare Outage is trending.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhh... So you're saying it's not FA this time? 🤔
a dark cloudy sky with a lot of smoke coming out of it .
ALT: a dark cloudy sky with a lot of smoke coming out of it .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me: Oh, look. FA is down again.
The internet: Cloudflare Outage is trending.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhh... So you're saying it's not FA this time? 🤔
The internet: Cloudflare Outage is trending.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhh... So you're saying it's not FA this time? 🤔
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Daroach seems like he might be a handful to deal with. As they say, this city trial ain't big enough for the two of us... "Spicy" version at www.patreon.com/posts/143858...
#Kirby
#Kirby
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Daroach seems like he might be a handful to deal with. As they say, this city trial ain't big enough for the two of us... "Spicy" version at www.patreon.com/posts/143858...
#Kirby
#Kirby
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Not my fatfur brain going feral at the name of a workplace "gobble til you wobble" luncheon invitation
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not my fatfur brain going feral at the name of a workplace "gobble til you wobble" luncheon invitation
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November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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You really don't have to include "Forgot to post this here" or "Omg I forgot about this place". You really don't.
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You really don't have to include "Forgot to post this here" or "Omg I forgot about this place". You really don't.
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Cloud computing hits different when you don’t pay for it at work
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Cloud computing hits different when you don’t pay for it at work
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sometimes I like to put dumb shit in my art that nobody will ever see unless they have the hires version and zoom in close enough and know where to look. do you see it? how about now
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
sometimes I like to put dumb shit in my art that nobody will ever see unless they have the hires version and zoom in close enough and know where to look. do you see it? how about now
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I know it’s fun to call folks cheaters but that’s not really encouraging ppl to come back to or stick around bsky.
I feel like a lot of misguided political action is ppl enjoying feeling morally superior over another more than actually trying to win over support and build a base.
I feel like a lot of misguided political action is ppl enjoying feeling morally superior over another more than actually trying to win over support and build a base.
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I know it’s fun to call folks cheaters but that’s not really encouraging ppl to come back to or stick around bsky.
I feel like a lot of misguided political action is ppl enjoying feeling morally superior over another more than actually trying to win over support and build a base.
I feel like a lot of misguided political action is ppl enjoying feeling morally superior over another more than actually trying to win over support and build a base.
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Pred stomachs that show the outline of the prey’s body stuck sitting inside their stomach, gradually rounding out into a loud, sloshy potbelly full of meaty chyme~ 💙
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Pred stomachs that show the outline of the prey’s body stuck sitting inside their stomach, gradually rounding out into a loud, sloshy potbelly full of meaty chyme~ 💙
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Care to dive in to some huge surfer robro tiddie?
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Care to dive in to some huge surfer robro tiddie?
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Remember Tourbek is sophisticated~
(name spelled wrong for the normies)
For my Patrons
(name spelled wrong for the normies)
For my Patrons
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Remember Tourbek is sophisticated~
(name spelled wrong for the normies)
For my Patrons
(name spelled wrong for the normies)
For my Patrons
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that time scratchy inexplicably expanded in the middle of a courtroom case
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
that time scratchy inexplicably expanded in the middle of a courtroom case
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Part of the backstage visit with the Seahawks is meeting Blitz. But if you’re @blamecoopa.gay you probably are getting a bit too familiar with him. Though going from a Seahawks fan to the seacock is a step up. Though I’m not jealous of him being stuck in a jockstrap all day. #TFTuesday
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Part of the backstage visit with the Seahawks is meeting Blitz. But if you’re @blamecoopa.gay you probably are getting a bit too familiar with him. Though going from a Seahawks fan to the seacock is a step up. Though I’m not jealous of him being stuck in a jockstrap all day. #TFTuesday
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Chilling and watching Gobots
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Chilling and watching Gobots
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November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Happy (belated) Birthday to @garryojelly.bsky.social!!
Sabba and Kincorax have been celebrating since my birthday, but stuck around for Garry's! They weren't expecting this kinda party! 💦
#JARDArt
Sabba and Kincorax have been celebrating since my birthday, but stuck around for Garry's! They weren't expecting this kinda party! 💦
#JARDArt
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Happy (belated) Birthday to @garryojelly.bsky.social!!
Sabba and Kincorax have been celebrating since my birthday, but stuck around for Garry's! They weren't expecting this kinda party! 💦
#JARDArt
Sabba and Kincorax have been celebrating since my birthday, but stuck around for Garry's! They weren't expecting this kinda party! 💦
#JARDArt
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DANCE TIME 😺🎊
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
DANCE TIME 😺🎊
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Census designated fat dragon area
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Census designated fat dragon area
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Art is like my way of communicating with folks
Drawing for folks is a nice way for me to show someone I appreciate them without the anxiety of actual chatting.
Trades are even more fun, but when I don’t get my half back I take it as a sign.
Comms oddly just feel like business XD
Drawing for folks is a nice way for me to show someone I appreciate them without the anxiety of actual chatting.
Trades are even more fun, but when I don’t get my half back I take it as a sign.
Comms oddly just feel like business XD
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Art is like my way of communicating with folks
Drawing for folks is a nice way for me to show someone I appreciate them without the anxiety of actual chatting.
Trades are even more fun, but when I don’t get my half back I take it as a sign.
Comms oddly just feel like business XD
Drawing for folks is a nice way for me to show someone I appreciate them without the anxiety of actual chatting.
Trades are even more fun, but when I don’t get my half back I take it as a sign.
Comms oddly just feel like business XD
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Well i got a good reminder today that the Roos from Tank Girl are indeed hot
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Well i got a good reminder today that the Roos from Tank Girl are indeed hot