Parker James
@parkerjames04.bsky.social
Full frontal feels too serious on this app. This is for yelling into the void and ass pics.
February 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Full frontal feels too serious on this app. This is for yelling into the void and ass pics.
Do I post full frontal…?
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Do I post full frontal…?
If you’ve jerked to me this past year, you owe me a valentine.
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
If you’ve jerked to me this past year, you owe me a valentine.
Thick, but in a gym way.
February 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Thick, but in a gym way.
unemployed life better end SOON.
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
unemployed life better end SOON.
To the man at the diner that looked me up and down and asked the person you were with “what’s your opinion on trans people?”
Trans people are hot. So fuck you.
Trans people are hot. So fuck you.
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
To the man at the diner that looked me up and down and asked the person you were with “what’s your opinion on trans people?”
Trans people are hot. So fuck you.
Trans people are hot. So fuck you.
I can’t wait to not look at a single red, orange, or yellow stone ever again.
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I can’t wait to not look at a single red, orange, or yellow stone ever again.
Every time I think I’m over this man, he likes my insta story or texts me🙃 bitch coulda been the love of my life but NO🤪 ITS BEEN YEARS.
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Every time I think I’m over this man, he likes my insta story or texts me🙃 bitch coulda been the love of my life but NO🤪 ITS BEEN YEARS.
Big fan of showing ass on the internet.
February 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Big fan of showing ass on the internet.
Gym? Again? Crazy.
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Gym? Again? Crazy.
Damn, what’s a pretty boy gotta do to get their hair played with these days?
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Damn, what’s a pretty boy gotta do to get their hair played with these days?
My towel keeps falling off!! Help!!
February 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
My towel keeps falling off!! Help!!
From hardcore football practice straight to the gym. I WILL create the body I want.
February 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
From hardcore football practice straight to the gym. I WILL create the body I want.
nothin good to say.
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
nothin good to say.
But I like this one too so YOURE WELCOME
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
But I like this one too so YOURE WELCOME
Why are we coming home from the bar at 2 am, yelling, and blasting music? Like hello? When you pay your rent on time you can act like you live here.
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Why are we coming home from the bar at 2 am, yelling, and blasting music? Like hello? When you pay your rent on time you can act like you live here.
About to do 10 pushups every time I’m horny OR want a Dr Pepper cream soda. I’m about to be RIPPED.
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
About to do 10 pushups every time I’m horny OR want a Dr Pepper cream soda. I’m about to be RIPPED.
Forcing myself to become a gym bro.
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Forcing myself to become a gym bro.
I love using this as my diary but then people I have a crush on follow me for my nudes… sorry to disappoint 😭🤪
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I love using this as my diary but then people I have a crush on follow me for my nudes… sorry to disappoint 😭🤪
I am not meant to work, I am meant to eat, sleep, and lie.
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I am not meant to work, I am meant to eat, sleep, and lie.
Good morning, say it back.
January 27, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Good morning, say it back.
Year round bulking season.
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Year round bulking season.
I will “me and who?” Until the day I find my who. Don’t you worry.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I will “me and who?” Until the day I find my who. Don’t you worry.
“Do you want my phone number?”
YES. immediately, thank youuuuu.
YES. immediately, thank youuuuu.
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 AM
“Do you want my phone number?”
YES. immediately, thank youuuuu.
YES. immediately, thank youuuuu.