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so, it's been a while. happy (almost) 100k of parkour civilization! archiveofourown.org/works/597867...
it’s a bit difficult to get back into the swing of things, but.
April 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
it’s a bit difficult to get back into the swing of things, but.
i may or may not be attempting to write more symphony.
April 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i may or may not be attempting to write more symphony.
wow it’s been a while.
April 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
wow it’s been a while.
someone come selfcest that simbo for me.
December 12, 2024 at 4:12 AM
someone come selfcest that simbo for me.
i understand long hair seawatt personally now.
December 7, 2024 at 9:18 PM
i understand long hair seawatt personally now.
rereading something i wrote with my ex like 🫢… in shock tbh. i forgot it was good lol.
December 7, 2024 at 10:10 AM
rereading something i wrote with my ex like 🫢… in shock tbh. i forgot it was good lol.
i am so brainrotted i typed 'seawatt' instead of 'seawater'. my life is over.
December 6, 2024 at 11:07 PM
i am so brainrotted i typed 'seawatt' instead of 'seawater'. my life is over.
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Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed
December 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed
when evbo gets to the pro level, does he just… jump? does he jump as far as his legs can take him, feel the raw burn in his lungs as he fights to breathe? there is no hunger in the cavity of his stomach for the first time in his life. there are no weights keeping him from sprinting any longer. (1/4)
anyway, don’t abruptly start running after being mostly constrained to your bed for a while. this is clearly a bad idea but apparently i am not a smart person.
December 6, 2024 at 6:56 PM
when evbo gets to the pro level, does he just… jump? does he jump as far as his legs can take him, feel the raw burn in his lungs as he fights to breathe? there is no hunger in the cavity of his stomach for the first time in his life. there are no weights keeping him from sprinting any longer. (1/4)
having a really bad experience versus immediately thinking “oh, this would absolutely happen to evbo”
December 6, 2024 at 6:29 PM
having a really bad experience versus immediately thinking “oh, this would absolutely happen to evbo”
i’ll write something short soon. maybe. busy making my friends gifts and catching up on several week’s worth of work…
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 AM
i’ll write something short soon. maybe. busy making my friends gifts and catching up on several week’s worth of work…
heard my actual name in a seawatt video and almost jumped
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 AM
heard my actual name in a seawatt video and almost jumped
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spotify is trying to communicate with you
December 4, 2024 at 3:46 PM
spotify is trying to communicate with you
i feel like recently i've just been becoming evbo. but not in the 'parkour god' sense, in the 'noob' sense. i would survive writing civilization though.
December 4, 2024 at 4:47 PM
i feel like recently i've just been becoming evbo. but not in the 'parkour god' sense, in the 'noob' sense. i would survive writing civilization though.
i'm still not totally back, and to be honest i haven't been able to write for a bit (and likely won't be able to for a while, considering how much i've missed irl), but i am... better, tentatively?
December 3, 2024 at 8:59 PM
i'm still not totally back, and to be honest i haven't been able to write for a bit (and likely won't be able to for a while, considering how much i've missed irl), but i am... better, tentatively?
i checked my discord for the first time in a long while, and apparently while i was gone one of my friends recommended my own seavbo fic to me a while ago.
December 3, 2024 at 8:00 PM
i checked my discord for the first time in a long while, and apparently while i was gone one of my friends recommended my own seavbo fic to me a while ago.
simwatt wants that consensual workplace relationship so effing bad
December 3, 2024 at 5:47 PM
simwatt wants that consensual workplace relationship so effing bad
i’ve been too unwell to think about any fandom stuff at all recently, but i will say i am firmly on the side of bow seawatt because tridents are simply too cool to be associated with him. also, he doesn’t deserve a good melee option.
December 1, 2024 at 9:14 PM
i’ve been too unwell to think about any fandom stuff at all recently, but i will say i am firmly on the side of bow seawatt because tridents are simply too cool to be associated with him. also, he doesn’t deserve a good melee option.
did not mean to spend two days offline… i feel slightly better now. anyway, i watched pvpciv’s ending last night and now i’m thinking about it.
November 24, 2024 at 5:18 PM
did not mean to spend two days offline… i feel slightly better now. anyway, i watched pvpciv’s ending last night and now i’m thinking about it.
hi i’ve been ill again. proposing dragbo as my weekly contribution to parkciv society.
November 20, 2024 at 2:38 AM
hi i’ve been ill again. proposing dragbo as my weekly contribution to parkciv society.
compression gloves are weird… not in a bad way, though. i kind of like it.
November 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
compression gloves are weird… not in a bad way, though. i kind of like it.
timeline is reminding me of the time i printed out one of my friend’s drawings and ate it live on call atm
November 18, 2024 at 3:56 AM
timeline is reminding me of the time i printed out one of my friend’s drawings and ate it live on call atm
i wish i was seawatt gaming’s father so i could pass all of my diseases down to him. it’s a dominant gene. he won’t be able to escape. i hope he suffers in parkour hell.
November 18, 2024 at 12:15 AM
i wish i was seawatt gaming’s father so i could pass all of my diseases down to him. it’s a dominant gene. he won’t be able to escape. i hope he suffers in parkour hell.
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mad scientist evbo……
November 17, 2024 at 5:19 PM
mad scientist evbo……