Park
@parkbutt.com
I say stuff. Usually tech, games, or sometimes politics. Also puns.
Did you hear about the actuary who wouldn’t make whipped cream?
She was whisk-averse.
She was whisk-averse.
November 30, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Did you hear about the actuary who wouldn’t make whipped cream?
She was whisk-averse.
She was whisk-averse.
I went to a dog show the other day.
A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.
I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.
A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.
I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.
November 21, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I went to a dog show the other day.
A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.
I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.
A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.
I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.
I just found out that sewer crabs are a thing (I live in a cold environment, had not heard of this) and I need to cleanse my eyes now.
November 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I just found out that sewer crabs are a thing (I live in a cold environment, had not heard of this) and I need to cleanse my eyes now.
Broken pencils are pointless.
November 20, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Broken pencils are pointless.
I'm happy more people are coming here. But we need to stop with the over-the-top rhetoric about it changing the world.
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I'm happy more people are coming here. But we need to stop with the over-the-top rhetoric about it changing the world.
Reposted by Park
I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
November 16, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
It is really weird to have so many people join Bluesky recently. I'm use to it being small.
November 16, 2024 at 6:02 PM
It is really weird to have so many people join Bluesky recently. I'm use to it being small.
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
He was a little horse.
He was a little horse.
November 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
He was a little horse.
He was a little horse.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases?
They’re really making headlines.
They’re really making headlines.
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases?
They’re really making headlines.
They’re really making headlines.
What do you call a snail that isn’t moving?
An escar-stay.
An escar-stay.
November 16, 2024 at 10:14 AM
What do you call a snail that isn’t moving?
An escar-stay.
An escar-stay.
What did the prescriptivist owl say?
Whom whom.
Whom whom.
November 16, 2024 at 7:37 AM
What did the prescriptivist owl say?
Whom whom.
Whom whom.
There comes a point where the very thought of politics makes you feel ill. This is the moment where it is important to focus on distress tolerance for your mental health. It is an illness we must withstand despite the pain.
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
There comes a point where the very thought of politics makes you feel ill. This is the moment where it is important to focus on distress tolerance for your mental health. It is an illness we must withstand despite the pain.
What has horns, long fangs and can fly?
A ram-pire.
A ram-pire.
September 29, 2024 at 10:42 AM
What has horns, long fangs and can fly?
A ram-pire.
A ram-pire.
What did Frankenstein turn on during the summer?
The scare conditioner.
The scare conditioner.
September 29, 2024 at 1:44 AM
What did Frankenstein turn on during the summer?
The scare conditioner.
The scare conditioner.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion.
There would be mass confusion.
September 21, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion.
There would be mass confusion.
