Parea Simone
@pareasimone.bsky.social
(コ:彡 🧪 Hσʂƚ & Bɾαιɳ Pαɾαʂιƚҽ ENVTUBER ˚. ˋ з 💜🧠 #pareasimone 彡ˋ˒ pareasimonevt@gmail.com
"Brainy pair extraordinaire, dedicated to world conquest and entertainment!"
Writer, comedian, streamer, and⚠️ PRE-DEBUT⚠️Vtuber!
"Brainy pair extraordinaire, dedicated to world conquest and entertainment!"
Writer, comedian, streamer, and⚠️ PRE-DEBUT⚠️Vtuber!
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Parea Simone
@pareasimone.bsky.social
· Jan 18
“Brainy pair extraordinaire dedicated to world conquest and entertainment!” 🧪
Step into the lab!! We welcome you with open tentacles~
Youtube : www.youtube.com/@pareasimonevt
Twitch : www.twitch.tv/parea_simone
Tags : 🐙 #Pareasimone | 🎨 #Parasart | 🔞 #Paraspicy
Oshi mark : 💜 🧠
Step into the lab!! We welcome you with open tentacles~
Youtube : www.youtube.com/@pareasimonevt
Twitch : www.twitch.tv/parea_simone
Tags : 🐙 #Pareasimone | 🎨 #Parasart | 🔞 #Paraspicy
Oshi mark : 💜 🧠
It's only five days until Simone's birthday, and we're celebrating with a big Q&A session 🧠💜! Drop your comments, questions, or complaints below to have them read on-stream this Saturday!
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It's only five days until Simone's birthday, and we're celebrating with a big Q&A session 🧠💜! Drop your comments, questions, or complaints below to have them read on-stream this Saturday!
The problem with trying to commit to a social media regimen is that like any other regimen, you'll find any reason to put off doing it. I know I just cleaned Simone's lab two days ago, but is it REALLY clean? I'd better redo the entire process just to be sure.
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The problem with trying to commit to a social media regimen is that like any other regimen, you'll find any reason to put off doing it. I know I just cleaned Simone's lab two days ago, but is it REALLY clean? I'd better redo the entire process just to be sure.
I do apologize for not being on socials as often as we really should be. Simone and I are a bit timid when it comes to talking with folks, but there's only one way to overcome that, so expect to see us wriggling out way into your comments soon!
October 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I do apologize for not being on socials as often as we really should be. Simone and I are a bit timid when it comes to talking with folks, but there's only one way to overcome that, so expect to see us wriggling out way into your comments soon!
Sad announcement: due to personal matters, I'll unfortunately have to put a freeze on livestreaming for the coming weeks. Don't worry, though, we'll be much more active on social media- and have a few surprises in store when we get back!
September 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sad announcement: due to personal matters, I'll unfortunately have to put a freeze on livestreaming for the coming weeks. Don't worry, though, we'll be much more active on social media- and have a few surprises in store when we get back!
It's been one day and I already despise Silksong's bosses. At some point, I can't help but think I have permanent skill issues.
September 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It's been one day and I already despise Silksong's bosses. At some point, I can't help but think I have permanent skill issues.
It's been a difficult fight, but guess who snagged access to Silksong? THESE TWO! Join us right now for the first steps into this new Hollow Knight adventure!
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's been a difficult fight, but guess who snagged access to Silksong? THESE TWO! Join us right now for the first steps into this new Hollow Knight adventure!
Slight delay on tonight's stream while we refill our spicy chip and soda supply. BRB!
September 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Slight delay on tonight's stream while we refill our spicy chip and soda supply. BRB!
Our newest short is live! There's nothing I love more than insulting a bad host body. I could also go after Amon's tentacle game, but there's no need to rub salt in the wound, right? youtube.com/shorts/7JZ3f...
Amon Sucks at Host Bodies
YouTube video by Parea Simone
youtube.com
September 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Our newest short is live! There's nothing I love more than insulting a bad host body. I could also go after Amon's tentacle game, but there's no need to rub salt in the wound, right? youtube.com/shorts/7JZ3f...
This is normally the time of week where I'd show off all the different games we're playing, but.... let's be honest, we all know it's Hollow Knight, all week, every day. Starting at 7 PM every night, it's more Hollow Knight, including SILKSONG... when it comes out, of course.
August 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is normally the time of week where I'd show off all the different games we're playing, but.... let's be honest, we all know it's Hollow Knight, all week, every day. Starting at 7 PM every night, it's more Hollow Knight, including SILKSONG... when it comes out, of course.
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
August 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
Our second short riff is finally LIVE! Come learn about the fun of signs, and why it's important to know when a guy really wants yo to stay off his lawn. Because OH MY GOD, that guy wants you off his lawn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5a...
Mystery Parasite Theater 2000: Reading Signs is FUN!
YouTube video by Parea Simone
www.youtube.com
August 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Our second short riff is finally LIVE! Come learn about the fun of signs, and why it's important to know when a guy really wants yo to stay off his lawn. Because OH MY GOD, that guy wants you off his lawn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5a...
There's a new flavor of Baja Blast out there... they call it Midnight. Sounds great, but I do regret waiting until midnight for the full experience. Hard to sleep on a sugar high.
August 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
There's a new flavor of Baja Blast out there... they call it Midnight. Sounds great, but I do regret waiting until midnight for the full experience. Hard to sleep on a sugar high.
Two old games and one new one are this week's highlights, followed by a new riff on Sunday! Save me a seat... unless they're all taken.
August 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Two old games and one new one are this week's highlights, followed by a new riff on Sunday! Save me a seat... unless they're all taken.
Come on down to Parea's House of Pie and Snails- where we sell those two things and nothing else! Think we can get it funded on Shark Tank? Those are some brains I'd love to pick~💜🧠
youtube.com/shorts/I1f1l...
youtube.com/shorts/I1f1l...
Parea's House of Pie and Snails #vtuber #shorts
YouTube video by Parea Simone
youtube.com
August 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Come on down to Parea's House of Pie and Snails- where we sell those two things and nothing else! Think we can get it funded on Shark Tank? Those are some brains I'd love to pick~💜🧠
youtube.com/shorts/I1f1l...
youtube.com/shorts/I1f1l...
I judge visits to the stir-fry buffet by how hot my mouth is burning at the end. This time, it felt like I were gargling sulfuric acid. So, it's a solid 8/10!
August 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I judge visits to the stir-fry buffet by how hot my mouth is burning at the end. This time, it felt like I were gargling sulfuric acid. So, it's a solid 8/10!
New week, new schedule! Making up for yesterday's emergency flee with AOE2 tonight, then another bout of food trucking, and... a surprise mystery thing?! 💜🧠
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
New week, new schedule! Making up for yesterday's emergency flee with AOE2 tonight, then another bout of food trucking, and... a surprise mystery thing?! 💜🧠
Tonight's stream had to prematurely end due to an important family call. We'll pick it back up tomorrow!
August 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tonight's stream had to prematurely end due to an important family call. We'll pick it back up tomorrow!
A late schedule is STILL A SCHEDLE! Prepare for voyages to the stars and back in time, and a welcome return to the food truck!
August 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A late schedule is STILL A SCHEDLE! Prepare for voyages to the stars and back in time, and a welcome return to the food truck!
We've been a little less active on here due to business matters, but it's time to fix that. Expect more tentacles in your ears very soon!
....I just realized how awkward that sounds.
....I just realized how awkward that sounds.
August 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We've been a little less active on here due to business matters, but it's time to fix that. Expect more tentacles in your ears very soon!
....I just realized how awkward that sounds.
....I just realized how awkward that sounds.
Okay, so we got a LITTLE addicted to the horse game. Big deal. Now get scheduled for our next streams already!
July 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Okay, so we got a LITTLE addicted to the horse game. Big deal. Now get scheduled for our next streams already!
DID YOU KNOW SKEB WAS A THING? I didn't until now. I always knew there was a reason I named Simone's credit card 'Poor Decision Enabler'.
July 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
DID YOU KNOW SKEB WAS A THING? I didn't until now. I always knew there was a reason I named Simone's credit card 'Poor Decision Enabler'.
Streams are cancelled for the week. Simone has fallen ill. Sorry about that!
July 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Streams are cancelled for the week. Simone has fallen ill. Sorry about that!
Why are these so many Ice Pop flavored sodas? I have no idea who decided that 'melted firework' should be an entire category, but that stuff's fire, so I am NOT complaining.
July 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Why are these so many Ice Pop flavored sodas? I have no idea who decided that 'melted firework' should be an entire category, but that stuff's fire, so I am NOT complaining.