Mike
paradoxicalmike.bsky.social
Mike
@paradoxicalmike.bsky.social
Oh, hey! 💍
Just wanna make sure I get every bit 🤭
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Put em on the wall real quick 🤭
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
You deserve.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Thong Thursdaaaay!
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
That’s definitely fair! And she’s never tore me down either! LOL
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Taco Bell never hurt either my stomach or my hole.

Cane’s is inoffensive to the taste buds. 🤣
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Already posted and deleted 🤭
Should I show my cheeks in this orange thong real quick? 🤭
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Canes and Taco Bell ain’t never hurt a soul. I’ll never understand the hate.
I just don’t trust you Raising Canes or Jack in the Box eaters. Even less than I trust niggas that like Taco Bell…
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
That too 😭
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Real?? 😭😭
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Should I show my cheeks in this orange thong real quick? 🤭
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Happy Birthday!!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I would never 😭
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
That wasn’t the main idea 😂
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
So far so good! You being productive?
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Among other good things, but that first!
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
You deserve.
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Hey y’all. Y’all good this morning?
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Good morning! 🫂
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
HealthyCeeJ!
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by Mike
Our first year married was turbulent. But once we decided that we wanted to really do the work for ourselves and each other, everything started falling into place.

Some days, I’m over the moon and other days, I don’t want him in my face or breathing the wrong way around me 😂 that’s marriage.
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Mike
The work we choose to do is specific to the marriage, just as much as it is to the two people involved.

Sometimes that means opening up sexually, or making tough decisions and sacrifices when it comes friends/family, or literally getting extra work to provide financially.
January 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by Mike
Once you’re married, you have to decide whether you want to play house or if you want to do the work.

We chose to do the work, and that means choosing each other everyday, even when we’re not happy, because chasing happiness is always a setup for failure.

Grown folks know this.
A lot of them married people do NOT be happy.
January 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The tricky part is most of those things you mentioned (except the secret because that means lying, but poly can be) can be a happy ending for people. It’s all about perspective. They’re not happy endings to you, but might be for them.
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM