Cassian Herondale
@parabatai.bsky.social
My last words will probably be sarcastic.
"Normal is the last thing I would call you, but okay."
November 17, 2023 at 1:25 AM
"Normal is the last thing I would call you, but okay."
"Just another necromancer passing through."
November 10, 2023 at 1:42 AM
"Just another necromancer passing through."
"She can go in my rip." Absolutely not. Why is he even here? He's nosy, that's why. He's also just the bane of Alyona and Iryna's existence and likes messing with them.
November 10, 2023 at 1:36 AM
"She can go in my rip." Absolutely not. Why is he even here? He's nosy, that's why. He's also just the bane of Alyona and Iryna's existence and likes messing with them.
[Two Margaritas and a failed interrogation.]
While he was IN Melina's business all the time, he didn't know all the details of her life. Clearly. He'd notice this woman come into the bar a few times now, always sitting in the corner. He'd seen a few of the interactions between her and -
While he was IN Melina's business all the time, he didn't know all the details of her life. Clearly. He'd notice this woman come into the bar a few times now, always sitting in the corner. He'd seen a few of the interactions between her and -
November 6, 2023 at 10:45 AM
[Two Margaritas and a failed interrogation.]
While he was IN Melina's business all the time, he didn't know all the details of her life. Clearly. He'd notice this woman come into the bar a few times now, always sitting in the corner. He'd seen a few of the interactions between her and -
While he was IN Melina's business all the time, he didn't know all the details of her life. Clearly. He'd notice this woman come into the bar a few times now, always sitting in the corner. He'd seen a few of the interactions between her and -
"🎵 They stare because they know I'm the - I-T G-I-R-L. You know I am that girl. Shh, bitch don't kiss and tell 🎵" Why is this song so catchy?
November 6, 2023 at 8:49 AM
"🎵 They stare because they know I'm the - I-T G-I-R-L. You know I am that girl. Shh, bitch don't kiss and tell 🎵" Why is this song so catchy?
[Bugging your local Alchemist]
Cassian preferred evening to do his business under the near cover of night, but he wasn't a monster, he wasn't going to go into the Alchemist’s home at an unreasonable time regardless of whether her current place doubled as her home and her place of business. -
Cassian preferred evening to do his business under the near cover of night, but he wasn't a monster, he wasn't going to go into the Alchemist’s home at an unreasonable time regardless of whether her current place doubled as her home and her place of business. -
November 6, 2023 at 8:31 AM
[Bugging your local Alchemist]
Cassian preferred evening to do his business under the near cover of night, but he wasn't a monster, he wasn't going to go into the Alchemist’s home at an unreasonable time regardless of whether her current place doubled as her home and her place of business. -
Cassian preferred evening to do his business under the near cover of night, but he wasn't a monster, he wasn't going to go into the Alchemist’s home at an unreasonable time regardless of whether her current place doubled as her home and her place of business. -
"Well, yeah. I'm a vampire."
Hardly. He just has fangs.
Hardly. He just has fangs.
November 1, 2023 at 1:29 AM
"Well, yeah. I'm a vampire."
Hardly. He just has fangs.
Hardly. He just has fangs.
This idiot is just licking over his teeth and the fangs he glued on them to match Melina. "I don't know how she stands this." He bites up, making the teeth clanking noise. "So uncomfortable." He keeps biting the air at Aurelia, making her giggle.
November 1, 2023 at 1:14 AM
This idiot is just licking over his teeth and the fangs he glued on them to match Melina. "I don't know how she stands this." He bites up, making the teeth clanking noise. "So uncomfortable." He keeps biting the air at Aurelia, making her giggle.
"Wasn't paying attention, I trust you one hundred percent, my dearest Melina." Ooooh, even better. He takes a sip and chuckles. "There's a first and last for everything."
"Does it smell like a bloody mary, hun?" She hands him a pumpkin martini. "You haven't, and I hope you never do it again."
"How was I supposed to know it wasn't a bloody mary with extra food coloring or something?" Excuses. He grins lazily and sits down at the bar. "Have I told you that you're the sweetest?"
October 31, 2023 at 10:11 PM
"Wasn't paying attention, I trust you one hundred percent, my dearest Melina." Ooooh, even better. He takes a sip and chuckles. "There's a first and last for everything."
"How was I supposed to know it wasn't a bloody mary with extra food coloring or something?" Excuses. He grins lazily and sits down at the bar. "Have I told you that you're the sweetest?"
"Of course it's actually blood, dimwit." She takes it back and drinks it herself. "Let me get you some actual booze, though." She'll bring him a cocktail.
He takes the glass and stares at it for a second. "This isn't/actually/ blood, is it?" Don't let him drink it, his dumbass will.
October 31, 2023 at 9:47 PM
"How was I supposed to know it wasn't a bloody mary with extra food coloring or something?" Excuses. He grins lazily and sits down at the bar. "Have I told you that you're the sweetest?"
He takes the glass and stares at it for a second. "This isn't/actually/ blood, is it?" Don't let him drink it, his dumbass will.
"This is just an old piece from my closet, darling. I didn't really need to try very hard." Offers him a wine glass of blood. "Want some, fellow vampire?"
Also dressed as a vampire. "How embarrassing, Fangs, we dressed up as the same thing."
October 31, 2023 at 9:34 PM
He takes the glass and stares at it for a second. "This isn't/actually/ blood, is it?" Don't let him drink it, his dumbass will.
Also dressed as a vampire. "How embarrassing, Fangs, we dressed up as the same thing."
October 31, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Also dressed as a vampire. "How embarrassing, Fangs, we dressed up as the same thing."
Yeah, a boss ass bitch. Is that what they say nowadays? "You're right, he probably needs something to wake up, /I/ could also go for coffee. Do you think he'd want a puppuccino?" He just thinks he's SO funny.
October 27, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Yeah, a boss ass bitch. Is that what they say nowadays? "You're right, he probably needs something to wake up, /I/ could also go for coffee. Do you think he'd want a puppuccino?" He just thinks he's SO funny.
He doesn't ACTUALLY think that, he adores her. "It's too early to exist, Dill is probably sleeping, let's be honest."
October 27, 2023 at 2:50 PM
He doesn't ACTUALLY think that, he adores her. "It's too early to exist, Dill is probably sleeping, let's be honest."
"And you're a bitch. Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest." Also said with immense love. "Gotta go tell Dill and Mory they're gay now, just in case they forgot."
October 27, 2023 at 2:33 PM
"And you're a bitch. Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest." Also said with immense love. "Gotta go tell Dill and Mory they're gay now, just in case they forgot."
Cough. "Well, yeah, of course I'll let him know." He crosses his arms and leans back against what he thinks is the counter, misses and stumbles back until his hip meets the counter.
October 27, 2023 at 1:42 PM
Cough. "Well, yeah, of course I'll let him know." He crosses his arms and leans back against what he thinks is the counter, misses and stumbles back until his hip meets the counter.
"It's uh, for Dill." Look, he's got like 3 friends.
October 27, 2023 at 1:35 PM
"It's uh, for Dill." Look, he's got like 3 friends.
"I'm not the friend. This isn't about me."
October 27, 2023 at 1:09 PM
"I'm not the friend. This isn't about me."
"I want to say something, but then I would just insult myself, so I'll keep my mouth shut." For once.
“Of course it is. How do you think I get so much willing food walking through my office door?”
"Hey Fangs, is horny scared a thing? Asking for a friend."
October 27, 2023 at 1:08 PM
"I want to say something, but then I would just insult myself, so I'll keep my mouth shut." For once.
"Hey Fangs, is horny scared a thing? Asking for a friend."
October 27, 2023 at 10:14 AM
"Hey Fangs, is horny scared a thing? Asking for a friend."
;; don't tell me how to live my life
October 24, 2023 at 12:29 AM
;; don't tell me how to live my life
Would be leaning into Maurice to whisper, "I want you to be real thankful that I'm my own kind of idiot and not /that/."
October 23, 2023 at 7:22 AM
Would be leaning into Maurice to whisper, "I want you to be real thankful that I'm my own kind of idiot and not /that/."
He sighs deeply. "If you guys go at it, nothing too damaging, alright? I can only fix so much so quickly."
October 22, 2023 at 1:52 AM
He sighs deeply. "If you guys go at it, nothing too damaging, alright? I can only fix so much so quickly."
"Now, now fellas, we're gonna stay perfectly fucking civil, alright? Enough with the threats, unless you want me to say I'll go after Harley and everyone you love, Yada Yada if you touch this man. Too much work, honestly, I just got here."
October 22, 2023 at 1:37 AM
"Now, now fellas, we're gonna stay perfectly fucking civil, alright? Enough with the threats, unless you want me to say I'll go after Harley and everyone you love, Yada Yada if you touch this man. Too much work, honestly, I just got here."
Oh, good, his favorite, Cassian uses his shoulder as an arm rest and shrugs. "See? Nothing personal. Maurice has certainly let it go."
October 22, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Oh, good, his favorite, Cassian uses his shoulder as an arm rest and shrugs. "See? Nothing personal. Maurice has certainly let it go."