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🌫️ Machiavellian Muse
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Always affirm the people you love. They need to hear it. Their thoughts are telling them otherwise, you gotta be loud with your love. 💖
My confidence is triggering the unhealed, that’s not my problem to worry about! ✨
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Black people every time Variety mentions Sinners now
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Handsome Husband + Gorgeous Wife ✨
January 22, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Jujutsu Kaisen spoilers are being shown to me! Ughhhh
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
People will always be jealous and envious at how others respect you, admire you, and speak to you.

They count how many compliments you receive and compare it to themselves.

If you are aware, then it is easy to spot the easily slighted.
January 22, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Someone asked me how I can talk about multiple topics and they were genuinely confused.

I read books. I ACTIVELY listen when strangers talk to me. I learn from everyone. I judge no one. I hear stories. I hear acts of bravery, fear, and betrayal.

I’ve collected these memories and I reflect often.
January 22, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Putting my dreams out there and seeing what sticks! ✨
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I’m a Trophy Wife ✨

I’m also equally yolked in brilliance, beauty, and banter.
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The most boring person to converse with is a contrarian. 🤭

You don’t have a singular personal thought, just disagreeing for disagreements sake.

WHAT A BORE YOU ARE!
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I be blocking folks in real life.
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I treat my coworkers like NPCs. Like what do I have to do to clear this level and move up, read your script so I can ascend!! QUICKLY!! Quit wasting my time before I rage quit! 😂
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The real reason super smart people have extremely risky hobbies is because they are trying to find their limits. It usually ends in fatality but the premise is personal research and to find the edge of their range.
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Rules and systems are built to manage risk within the average population. The average population does not read above an 8th grade reading level, is not financially literate, and makes emotional decisions.

If you operate above average, then you will constantly feel bogged down by the system.
January 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I hate parasocial behavior.

I’m also someone who hated how comfortable people got on the internet behind burner accounts and faceless pages.
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The way the doors to access me are CLOSED. The most you’ll see of me is a photo or video. You won’t know me personally!
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I’ve moved ALL my hot takes in-house. You gotta be sitting on my couch and have a personal invite to my home for me to chat with you about certain topics.

If you cannot even know where I live, then you really will never know how I feel about anything. You need special clearances! I’m not inviting.
January 22, 2026 at 7:15 PM
When I was 18 and told people I was a Poll Worker and they thought I was a stripper! Lmao, I legit hate freaky frog people.

I know they don’t exercise their 15th Amendment right to vote! 🗳️

I made this same face.
Pure disgust.
Everytime I tell someone I pole dance or do pole fitness and they say “You wanna dance on my pole” …. please 😭
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I feel like I want to change my number.
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Happy I got my baby sister addicted to Gossip Girl ✨
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The scene on Gossip Girl where they have Tyra Banks, Hillary Duff, and Tory Burch in one episode is wild! ✨

Tory Burch been wealthy for a minute!! ✨
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
All flowers don’t bloom the same or on the same schedule ✨
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Gimme my gots 🎶
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Such a classic show! ✨
'Breaking Bad' was released 18 years ago today 🧪🐐
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Someone asked if I’m bisexual because coworkers from both genders are attracted to me…

Lmao, I’m just a COWORKER. Leave me alone.

I identify as a paid employee.
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I play to win.

The prize is my peace.
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM